Strengths and Weaknesses

Strengths:

• Curious intellectual: Shows deep interest in history, philosophy, and arts, e.g. wanting to fully understand the Avignon Papacy to get O Nome da Rosa and planning to consume everything about Joan of Arc starting from a silent film and a novel.
• Cultural omnivore: Engages enthusiastically with very diverse media: Bach passions, Wagner, Kurosawa’s Ran, Nolan’s Oppenheimer, JoJo, Nier, Bayonetta, Made in Abyss, Civ 6, David Lynch, Charlie Brown, and FromSoft games.
• Self-aware humor: Frequently makes self-deprecating jokes with awareness, like comparing themselves to a minorite monk after shaving, feeling like a ‘twink/nazgûl’, or joking about being ‘just gay’ when people assume they play guitar due to long nails.
• Academic resilience: Despite struggling with calculus and burnout, they push through, celebrate passing (“PASSEI EM CALCULO PORRA”), and keep re-engaging with hard subjects like advanced integration and physics.
• Strong moral compass: Displays clear ethical stances, e.g. expressing anger after a conversation with someone denying global warming, minimizing slavery, and defending the State of Israel’s actions, highlighting their own self-control in not exploding.

Weaknesses:

• Overextension burnout: Openly describes studying to exhaustion, feeling dizzy and nauseous from burnout, yet keeps considering taking all mandatory courses next semester even after a tough term.
• Health anxiety: Calls themselves hypochondriac; a small pain in the kidney leads to catastrophizing about another kidney stone and joking about wanting to die if it happens again.
• Social isolation: Mentions that everyone ‘hates’ them so they will go alone to the OSPA concert and struggles to find someone willing to watch JoJo together, suggesting difficulty building shared offline activities.
• Negative self-image: Frequently frames their appearance in harsh or mocking terms (feeling like a ‘vagabunda’ due to a thin mustache, regretting braces because they were more ‘charming’ before, comparing themselves to Adam Driver after a beard mistake).
• Compulsive overfocus: Shows a pattern of obsessive deep dives (e.g. needing to read King Lear to fully unpack Ran, and feeling an ‘urge’ to consume all of David Lynch’s work again), which, combined with academic load, may worsen stress and time balance.

Your Simpsons character

Lisa Simpson

This user is best matched with Lisa Simpson: intellectually curious, artsy, politically aware, and melodramatic in a self-aware way. Like Lisa, they are deeply into culture and high art, constantly talking about Bach, baroque music, and opera, as in “parabéns bach, teu aniversário foi daora” and “Como assim, escutar todo o matthäus e o johannes passion do bach não resolve todos os problemas da minha vida?”. They’re also an overachieving, stressed-out student who simultaneously excels and burns out, seen in “quase custou minha sanidade, mas consegui ser aprovado em todas as cadeiras nesse semestre” and “quem diria que estudar até a exaustão pode não ser nada produtivo aiai”. Their political and moral frustration with the world, like in “Hoje eu conversei com alguém que em 10 minutos: negou o aquecimento global, disse que a escravidão não foi tão ruim quanto os historiadores falam, defendeu o 'estado' de Israel”, mirrors Lisa’s idealism and anger at injustice. At the same time, their love of niche media obsessions—JoJo, Nier, Kurosawa, David Lynch, medieval history, and Jeanne d’Arc, e.g. “urge uma necessidade em mim de escolher uma nova obsessão medieval, ei la: vou consumir absolutamente tudo sobre a vida da jeanne d'arc”—fits Lisa’s pattern of hyper-focused intellectual passions combined with a sense of being a bit out of place socially.

Your MBTI personality Type

INTP

They read as clearly introverted: most joys are solitary or small-scale (studying calculus and physics, obsessing over JoJo, Nier, Bach, David Lynch, Kurosawa, Dark Souls/FromSoftware, medieval history, Joana d’Arc, etc.) and they repeatedly complain about going alone to events like the OSPA concert and joke about being socially exhausted rather than energized by people. Their tweets are heavily intuitive: they constantly jump to abstractions and meta-ideas, like unpacking the German nuance of Kafka’s “Ungeziefer” in Die Verwandlung “Acho foda q o Kafka nunca disse que era um inseto…”, musing about the theological/political complexities behind the Avignon papacy to better understand O Nome da Rosa “eu estou pelo menos há duas semanas tentando entender o dilema do papado de avignon…”, or joking about calculating the volume of a 3D solid in ℝ⁴ by “just pretending it exists” “ah sim, é claro que é possível calcular o volume de um sólido tridimensional que é um subconjunto do R⁴…”. They lean Thinking over Feeling: even when angry or amused they argue in a conceptual, analytical way—critiquing a music selector’s choices of Mozart over Bach and Ravel over Rachmaninoff on quality grounds “80% das escolhas dele são uma merda, o cara me escolhe o mozart em vez do bach…”, noting a wrong formula in Halliday and dismissing the book as unreliable “mano eu fiquei uns 30 minutos achando que eu tava maluco… TINHA UMA FORMULA ESCRITO ERRADO no Halliday…”, or methodically recounting a conversation with a reactionary person and emphasizing self‑control rather than pure outrage “Hoje eu conversei com alguém que em 10 minutos: negou o aquecimento global…”. Their lifestyle is very Perceiving: they over-stack semesters and then get overwhelmed “estou tentado a pegar todas as cadeiras obrigatórias do próximo semestre, mesmo passando sufoco pra passar em tudo nesse…”, binge‑study in an unstructured way that leads to burnout “quem diria que estudar até a exaustão pode não ser nada produtivo aiai” while also impulsively chasing new obsessions like Joana d’Arc or David Lynch marathons “urge uma necessidade em mim de escolher uma nova obsessão medieval…”, and spontaneously buying expensive collections they admit they’ll never finish but enjoy anyway “comecei uma coleção caríssima e que eu nunca vou terminar? provavelmente, mas eu tô feliz”. The overall mix—introspective, theory‑loving, sarcastically detached, intellectually playful, messy but passionate about ideas—aligns best with INTP rather than any of the more structured J types or more outwardly people‑centred F types.

Some pickup lines for you

• If you ever want someone to scream ‘GLORY TO MANKIND’ with you at an Iron Maiden show and then go home to cry over Nier and Bach in the same night, I volunteer as your extremely on-brand emotional support twink/nazgûl.
• You’re out here overanalyzing Ran vs. King Lear, Avignon papacy drama, and every JoJo stand… so, academically speaking, what are the odds I could become your next hyperfixation?
• You said the worst part of being a vampire would be never eating garlic again, so I promise: first date is pasta alho e óleo with extra garlic, second date is me turning into a bat for you during Bach’s Matthäuspassion.
• You passed Cálculo, survived Halliday misprints, and still chose to spend your free time with JoJo, Lynch, and David fucking Lynch again—clearly you enjoy suffering. Want to test your limits by watching Charlie Brown Christmas and Made in Abyss with me while I hold your hand and overanalyze everything?
• You described yourself as half twink, half Nazgûl; I’m just trying to be the hobbit who drags you out of Mordor, buys you a milkshake-jet-ski, and listens to you explain the entire lore of the White Tree of Gondor in Sindarin and Quenya on the way home.

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Math undergrad in Mordor. Bach, JoJo & Soulsborne enthusiast. Once almost cried over a misprinted Halliday formula and a lost Elden Ring save.– @aiwendill_

Your signature cocktail

Glory to Manhattan(kind)

A moody, nerdy twist on a Manhattan, this drink is as dramatic and over-caffeinated as someone who goes from “perdi meus saves de elden ring temporariamente e agora eu vou ter que matar o mohg em 4 dias pra jogar a porra da dlc” to “voltou o impulso semestral que eu tenho de consumir tudo o que o david lynch ja produziu”. The smoky peated whisky channels Iron Maiden-in-Mordor energy and all the apocalypse vibes of “tô o dia inteiro tossindo e falando pra minha mãe: 'leve me para o jardim uma última vez' tal qual um lorde vitoriano morrendo tragicamente de tuberculose”. Espresso liqueur represents the academic burnout-and-grind of “quem diria que estudar até a exaustão pode não ser nada produtivo aiai” and “vou ter que estudar que nem um desgraçado pra passar em cálculo de novo”. The garlic & rosemary red vermouth nods to their goth-vampire humor in “eu acho que a pior parte em ser um vampiro nem é a maldição eterna... mas sim a parte de não poder comer alho nunca mais” and their medieval/Joana d’Arc/monk obsessions like “tirei tudo e agora eu tô me sentindo um minorita que fez a tonsura como penitência”. Black cherry syrup brings the queer sweetness and emo tenderness of “tão legal ser gay e autista” and “Eu simplesmente amo a forma de como Charlie Brown consegue ser melancólico, engracadinho e lindo ao mesmo tempo”. Finally, activated charcoal with silver dust makes it look half-twink, half-Nazgûl — a shimmering nod to “Metade twink e metade nazgul” and the Nier/JoJo/LotR aesthetic of “O nier é muito a definição de serving cunt in a depressive way” and “Ele pode ser bonito, mas eu posso te explicar toda a lore da árvore branca de gondor”.

Your Hogwarts House

Ravenclaw

This user is dominated by intellectual curiosity and obsessive learning, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw traits. They repeatedly dive deep into complex topics purely for the joy of understanding, like when they see Kurosawa’s Ran and immediately feel "obligado a ler king lear pra sugar absolutamente tudo sobre as referências desse filme" “merda fui inventar de olhar ran, e agora vou ser obrigado a ler king lear pra sugar absolutamente tudo sobre as referências desse filme e como ele foi feito e cada pensamento que o kurosawa quis transmitir”. Their academic side is very strong: they complain about advanced calculus and linear algebra with a kind of nerdy pride and persistence, joking about R⁴ solids and the structure of their syllabus “ah sim, é claro que é possível calcular o volume de um sólido tridimensional que é um subconjunto do R⁴ e não tem a interpretação geometrica, é só fingir que existe que funciona” and “calculo b ainda me vai me deixar maluco, uma porrada técnica de integração junto com derivada parcial, quem foi o filho da puta que montou a súmula dessa disciplina”. They are equally intense about humanities and arts: they obsess over medieval history and the papal schism to understand O Nome da Rosa “eu estou pelo menos há duas semanas tentando entender o dilema do papado de avignon de 1309 pra finalmente entender o problema dos franciscanos em o nome da rosa, mas tá foda, cada papa que eu pesquiso eu tenho que voltar uns 3 papados antes pra entender tudo”, over Jeanne d’Arc as a new "obsessão medieval" “urge uma necessidade em mim de escolher uma nova obsessão medieval, ei la: vou consumir absolutamente tudo sobre a vida da jeanne d'arc”, and even over the nuances of Kafka’s German word choice in Die Verwandlung “Acho foda q o Kafka nunca disse que era um inseto, ele usou em alemão 'ungeheueren Ungeziefer'...”. Their love for Bach, Baroque composition, and detailed lore like the White Tree of Gondor’s names in Sindarin and Quenya “Ele pode ser bonito, mas eu posso te explicar toda a lore da árvore branca de gondor com direito aos nomes em sindarin e em quenya” further shows that they value knowledge and understanding for its own sake. While they show some Gryffindor-like conviction when restraining themselves with someone denying climate change and minimizing slavery “Hoje eu conversei com alguém que em 10 minutos: negou o aquecimento global... Se eu não sou a pessoa com mais autocontrole que existe, eu não sei de mais nada”, the overwhelming pattern is of a witty, obsessive learner whose identity centers on study, interpretation, and analysis—classic Ravenclaw.

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Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

A dramatic, slightly theatrical anthem about growing up weird, sickly, and obsessed with grand narratives fits them almost perfectly. They jokingly aestheticize illness and melodrama like a tragic protagonist, e.g. “tô o dia inteiro tossindo e falando pra minha mãe: 'leve me para o jardim uma última vez' tal qual um lorde vitoriano morrendo tragicamente de tuberculose”. Their timeline mixes goth/medieval vibes, literature, and high drama—Joan of Arc, vampires, and academic suffering show up side by side in tweets like “urge uma necessidade em mim de escolher uma nova obsessão medieval, ei la: vou consumir absolutamente tudo sobre a vida da jeanne d'arc” and “vou ter que estudar que nem um desgraçado pra passar em cálculo de novo”. They have a flair for campy intensity and queer identity (“tão legal ser gay e autista”; “Metade twink e metade nazgul”), very much in line with the song’s mix of emo bombast and vulnerability. And like the song’s narrator marching on despite everything, they constantly push through burnout and academic pain, celebrating small victories such as “PASSEI EM CALCULO PORRA, CARALHO”.

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