Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal supporter: Consistently backs Norwich and certain players, praising Sara and McLean as key contributors in tweets like “Sara is so important to this team.” and “. @kennymclean66 once again proving to be the most underrated player in our squad.”
- Tactical thinker: Comments on systems and roles, such as criticising Doyle at LB in “Doyle at LB simply doesn’t work. too slow for it.” and suggesting line‑up changes in “McCallum and Idah on for Onel and Giannoulis at half time please.”
- Game-analytical: Breaks down officiating and rules, e.g. dissecting offside decisions in “That’s never offside btw. Comes off two different forest players…” and explaining the offside law in “It surprises me how nobody knows the second land man rule…”
- Dedicated grinder: Shows persistence in EA FC/FUT, boasting high finishes like “Rank 1 for prem tots💪 ASM is absolutely unreal😮💨” and “19 1 first weekend league🤝 Made about 350k from rewards…”
- Empathetic fan: Shows concern for players’ wellbeing and stories, e.g. “Really want him to be good given his story.” and appreciating Grealish’s celebration for a child with cerebral palsy in “Grealish remembering to do the celebration for the young lad… shows what a legend he really is❤️”
Weaknesses:
- Ref-obsessed: Returns repeatedly to referee complaints, calling them jokes or corrupt in tweets like “this ref is a joke #ncfc”, “boxing’s too rigged”, and “Blatant corruption that”
- Harshly critical: Uses extreme language about players, e.g. calling Gibbs “the worst player I’ve seen in a Norwich shirt in a decade” and Maguire “the worst English defender to ever be called up.”
- Easily frustrated: Openly vents annoyance about fans, games, and platforms, saying “Football twitter has the lowest iq of all mankind and makes me want to delete this app every single day” and “Remind me to never tweet about Norwich again.”
- Confrontational tone: Engages in mocking or hostile replies, e.g. “Hold virgin” and “Just wish Aarons went through him a bit harder”
- Negative focus: Often fixates on negatives—officiating, corruption, bad decisions—like “We have been absolutely awful. But christ this is the worst refereeing I’ve seen all tournament” and “This season is the worst showing of football I’ve seen us play in a very very long time.”
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The profile fits Bart Simpson best: a passionate, mischievous troublemaker who lives for rivalry, games, and winding people up. This user is deeply into football and loves a good feud, especially the East Anglian derby, with tweets like “But it wasn’t their cup final👀🤣 hold🤫 #ncfc #itfc” and “Bali Mumba absolutely ripping up the scum. What a player #ncfc”, very Bart-like in their gleeful taunting of rivals. They constantly rail against authority figures (refs, managers, governing bodies) in a way that mirrors Bart vs. Principal Skinner, calling decisions “blatant corruption” in “After VAR ‘not working’ last game… how obvious do you wanna make it @EmiratesFACup ???” and saying “this ref is a joke #ncfc”. There’s also a streak of chaotic competitiveness in gaming, boasting about Weekend League success like “Rank 1 for prem tots💪 ASM is absolutely unreal😮💨 #FUT23 #FIFA23 #FUTChampions” and raging at disconnects in “what’s the point in playing WL rn? … absolute joke. can’t get rank 1 now. awful”, which fits Bart’s impulsive, high-energy nature. At the same time, there’s underlying loyalty and sentimentality, like celebrating long-term commitment in “15 years🔰”, reflecting Bart’s softer side that appears beneath the banter and rebellion.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and outward‑focused, full of live reactions to matches and replies/quotes to others, e.g. mocking rivals and commentators in tweets like “These lot are so spoiled that sitting in second is too much hurt for them. Try supporting a yo yo club for one week and you’d be depressed lad😂” and “Actually was offside tbf. Just seen the still image”, showing comfort in public back‑and‑forth. They are clearly Sensing: almost every tweet is about specific matches, refereeing calls, game mechanics or player performances, with concrete detail like “How many times this tournament, or even in the final alone, did we see Saka pass it perfectly across the front post and Kane was sat on the edge of the box?” and “Lost our best midfielder for six weeks in a game that means nothing to us. I hate the cup #NCFC”. Their decision‑making is strongly Thinking: they routinely critique players, managers, VAR and referees in a blunt, impersonal way such as “Harry Maguire is the worst English defender to ever be called up. And yet he’s playing every game. Get Southgate and his buddy out of this team” and “that might be the worst refereeing/VAR decision i’ve seen all season”. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their content is reactive, in‑the‑moment and flexible (live complaints about patches and servers like “Literally the only couple hours I’ve had since release to play fifa and servers go down. Refund everyone who paid for early access 👍 #fifa23”), and they embrace improvisational, competitive scenarios like weekend league grinds and last‑minute opinions rather than long‑term structured planning. The combination of energetic engagement with the external world, focus on concrete present realities, blunt logical criticism, and spontaneous, reaction‑driven posting fits ESTP best.
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- If VAR can ‘go off’ twice for Liverpool in the cup, I’m claiming it’s only fair we skip the review on this and go straight to a date, yeah? #WOLLIV
- You dropping 19–1 and rank 1 on FUT while complaining about matching pros is crazy, but I’m still convinced your biggest skill issue is not having me in your team yet.
- As a fellow believer that Angus Gunn should’ve started and that 116–112 was a robbery, I feel like our football and boxing agendas line up perfectly—fancy testing our chemistry over a match and a drink?
- You’ve survived yo-yo seasons with Norwich, championship refs, and EA disconnects at 12–0… if we can survive all that together, we’re basically endgame.
- You saying Maddison is the best English footballer behind Kane and getting a Madders England shirt low-key tells me you’ve got elite taste—mind if I try to be your favourite signing of the window?
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NCFC sufferer, England dreamer, WL grinder. Once lost Rank 1 to a pro on pens and still queued for the next weekend. Opinions > xG.– @AKAKezzy_
Your signature cocktail
The Canaries Controversy Cooler
This drink starts with Norfolk gin to represent their lifelong Norwich allegiance and 15 years🔰 loyalty to the club, as flexed in “15 years🔰”. A bitter aperitivo captures their constant rage at refs and VAR, from “this ref is a joke #ncfc” to “Blatant corruption that”. Cloudy apple juice adds a sweet-but-hazy optimism, like backing England in “We’re winning the World Cup” even while slating performances. Spicy ginger beer brings the sharp kick of their hot takes and FIFA grind, matching the energy of “Rank 1 again😅 Terrible rewards but we move🤝 #FIFA23”. Finally, a dash of saline nods to all the salt from football Twitter and Weekend League pain, perfectly summed up by “Football twitter has the lowest iq of all mankind and makes me want to delete this app every single day” and “bro @EASFCDirect @EASPORTSFC what’s the point in playing WL rn?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Kez shows strong loyalty and a sense of fairness, core Hufflepuff traits. Their devotion to Norwich and its players is consistent and emotional, for example backing often-maligned players like Max Aarons in tweets such as “I won’t let any of you lot forget the Aarons slander btw👍 #NCFC” and praising underrated squad members like Kenny McLean in “. @kennymclean66 once again proving to be the most underrated player in our squad. MOTM for me today”. They also care deeply about fairness in sport and officiating, repeatedly calling out what they see as unjust decisions, e.g. “this ref is a joke #ncfc” and “That’s never offside btw… Never in a million years”. Even when criticizing, the tone is often about what’s deserved or earned, as in “Nunez and Dowell sat on the bench every game watching on as we create zero chances game in game out. Why? #ncfc”, reflecting a desire for people to get a fair chance. There’s some passion and competitiveness (which could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin), especially in FUT/Weekend League grind tweets like “Rank 1 for prem tots💪 ASM is absolutely unreal😮💨”, but the dominant through-line is loyalty to club/players and an almost obsessive concern with justice and fair treatment, which aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.
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Three Lions (Football’s Coming Home) - Baddiel, Skinner & The Lightning Seeds
Their entire timeline revolves around football emotion, hope, and frustration, which is exactly what Three Lions captures. From England optimism like “We’re winning the World Cup” and “This is now Englands tournament to win. If we get past France we win the whole thing. Cmon England”, they embody the ‘hope that kills you’ energy in the song’s chorus. As a passionate Norwich fan constantly riding the highs and lows, you see the same cycle of belief and pain in tweets like “Lost our best midfielder for six weeks in a game that means nothing to us. I hate the cup #NCFC” and “This season is the worst showing of football I’ve seen us play in a very very long time.”. Their love of players and moments, from “Madders balling for England, tears in my eyes🥲” to “MARCUS RASHFORD MBE THIS IS WHAT HE DOES”, mirrors the song’s nostalgic focus on heroes and iconic goals. Even the constant moaning about referees and VAR, like “this ref is a joke #ncfc”, fits the long-suffering fan vibe behind the lyric ‘thirty years of hurt’ – always hurting, but never stopping believing.
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