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Your Simpsons character
The account fits best with Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and jokingly edgy, but still clearly a kid figuring things out. There’s a constant trolling/teasing energy, like bragging about games and tilting others in posts such as “CABEI DE TILTA UM MLK NO VALORANT KKKKKK” and self-deprecating chaos like “meu cérebro é um pudim, não entendi”. They mix horny jokes and shock humor—“Aizen gostoso me come”, “9, principalmente se as duas me comeren”—with genuine insecurity and self-doubt, as seen in “quando me elogiam eu primeiro estranho dps aceito que o elogio é falso”. Like Bart, they posture as a little menace but reveal vulnerability and emotional depth with tweets such as “Kurapika está se afogando em um vazio indescritível” and “desisto de desenhar pqp”, showing there’s a sensitive side under the gremlin behavior. The mix of rebellious humor, attention-seeking chaos, and hidden softness is very Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted than extroverted: while they interact online, they complain about having very little real‑life contact, e.g. saying they only have contact with about three classmates and therefore don’t see a reason to show their face online in “eu não vejo motivo de usar meu rosto pq eu tenho contato tipo, de 3 pessoas da minha sala”. Their tweets are saturated with imagination, media fixation, and personal meaning (OCs, Persona 5 art, JoJo stands, identity talk, etc.), which fits Intuition: they gush over style and concept like “MANO OLHA ESSAS RETAS PQP QUE TESÃO” and idealize drawing like Sogenori Soejima in “akane acaba de se apaixonar pela arte de persona novamente akane quer desenhar igual ao sigenori soejima”. Their decisions and judgments clearly prioritize feelings and values over cold logic, consistent with Feeling: they rant about people belittling others for tastes as a moral issue in “aquele que precisa diminuir os outros por conta de gostos é aquele que rato ratoeira” and care deeply about emotional support and affection in “tipos de flerte comigo… apoio emocional: 10/10 dar presentes: 10/10”. On the J–P axis, they appear spontaneous, messy, and self‑deprecating about routines, matching Perceiving: they admit they need a routine but lack it in “eu preciso de uma rotina pra estudar desenho” and frequently express changing moods, frustration, and doing the opposite of what they’re told as in “me mandou fazer = faço o oposto”. Their highly emotional, idealistic, self‑reflective tone, plus identity exploration (non‑binary, bi, introspection about how others see them in “oque eu sou pra vocês?? :( intimidador :) queria amigar <3︎…”), fits the classic INFP mix of sensitivity, idealism, and inner focus.

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15 • NB • biconscious gamer & art student. Stuck on bosses in games and perspective in drawings, but still queering pixels one sketch at a time.– @akaneumi

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This drink starts with a hibiscus and red berry iced tea base for their blood-and-angel aesthetic and username, echoing their vibe in “#NewProfilePic tudo começa pelo sangue” and the bio angel reference. A shot of espresso captures their chaotic gamer energy and late-night posts like “CABEİ DE TILTA UM MLK NO VALORANT KKKKKK” and their frustration with games and drawing. The dash of bitter grapefruit aperitif represents their self-deprecating, slightly bitter humor in tweets like “quando me elogiam eu primeiro estranho dps aceito que o elogio é falso” and “nem um ano e 30k, akane vc é desprezível”. A purple butterfly pea flower syrup nods to their favorite colors and queer/nb identity from “cor fav roxo e vermelho” and “eu amo meu pais nb”, adding a magical color-shift. Finally, fizzy lemon soda tops it off with a light, playful sweetness and chaotic sparkle for their horny, joking side in tweets like “9, principalmente se as duas me comeren” and “Aizen gostoso me come”, making the whole cocktail energetic but not too heavy—perfectly teen-level unhinged.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong focus on learning and self‑improvement, especially around drawing and perspective, which is very Ravenclaw-coded. For example, they talk about needing a study routine for art in “eu preciso de uma rotina pra estudar desenho” and immediately follow it with confusion and curiosity about technique in “como funciona perspectiva mds”, showing both frustration and a drive to understand. Their love for specific artistic styles and creators, like rekindling their passion for Persona’s art in “akane acaba de se apaixonar pela arte de persona novamente akane quer desenhar igual ao sigenori soejima”, points to an aesthetic and intellectual fascination typical of Ravenclaw. They also often analyze social topics instead of just reacting, as in “qual o problema de banheiro unissex? aponte um problema de vdd, e exclusivo desse tipo de banheiro”, where they challenge others to present a logically consistent argument. While they show some Gryffindor bluntness and Hufflepuff warmth, their defining pattern is curiosity, introspection, and a thoughtful engagement with art and ideas, which fits Ravenclaw best.

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A song that best suits them is everything i wanted by Billie Eilish, because it blends self-doubt, dark humor, and quiet resilience in a way that mirrors their timeline. They openly struggle with self-worth, like when they say “quando me elogiam eu primeiro estranho dps aceito que o elogio é falso” and call themself “desprezível” in “nem um ano e 30k, akane vc é desprezível”, echoing the song’s “I tried to scream, but my head was underwater” vibe. There’s also a thread of exhaustion and wanting to give up, as in “desisto de desenhar pqp” and being stuck in games like “travei no boss 'viúva' de silksong”, which fits the song’s feeling of being overwhelmed by your own expectations. At the same time, they keep going—planning to study perspective in that same tweet and obsessing over improving their art in “akane acaba de se apaixonar pela arte de persona novamente akane quer desenhar igual ao sigenori soejima”—just like the song balances despair with a quiet will to stay. Their bisexual, nonbinary and anime‑centric identity (“sobre mim: … • sexualidade bissexualismo”, “eu amo meu pais nb”) also matches the introspective, outsider tone Billie often writes from. Overall, the song’s mood of feeling broken yet still moving forward under a heavy sky mirrors the way they joke, rant, and dream on their timeline.

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