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Your Simpsons character
Akari Watanabe embodies the disruptive, competitive, and prankster nature of Bart Simpson, particularly through their leadership of 'BLITZ FC,' a group focused on 'blitzing' others with massive amounts of replies. Much like Bart's love for causing chaos and trolling authority, Akari frequently goads rivals, tweeting “reply to this and troll” and celebrating when they've “MADE YOU TURN OFF REPLIES PUSC”. They share Bart's rebellious streak and obsession with digital status, constantly demanding others to “HOLD THIS 1K #BLITZFC” as a form of online dominance. Their aggressive but youthful trash-talking style perfectly matches Bart's Eat My Shorts attitude, especially when they tell rivals to “COME CATCH THIS BELT FROM BLITZFC KID”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Akari Watanabe exhibits Extroversion (E) through a highly social, confrontational online presence, actively recruiting for a 'group chat' and demanding interaction, such as when they tell others to “reply to this and troll”. Their focus on competitive gaming stats, real-time sports results, and physical metaphors like “catching leather” points to Sensing (S) and a preference for concrete action over theory. The persona is heavily Thinking (T) oriented, characterized by blunt, aggressive, and unsentimental communication, often insulting rivals by calling them a “dumb pick me bitch”. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a spontaneous, reactionary lifestyle, frequently mentioning erratic sleep schedules and jumping between games, noted when they say they are “back from nap fc” and ready to catch up on the fly.

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Strategizing plays for BLITZ FC by day and mastering Marvel Rivals by night. From VCT live-tweets to OC insights, I’m the coach who never misses a victory lap.– @akariwatanabe13

Your signature cocktail
This drink is as loud and aggressive as the head coach of BLITZ FC, featuring a high-proof gin to match the energy of someone who screams “1K FUCKING REPLIES #BLITZFC”. The habanero syrup reflects their spicy habit of telling rivals to “stick to seeking m*le attention in gc’s dumb pick me bitch”. We add silver glitter to symbolize the 'jewelry' they chase and a bitter espresso float for the “3 hours of sleep” they survive on. It’s the perfect beverage for when you want your trolls to “HOLD THIS BLITZ” while you carry the team.

Your Hogwarts House
Akari Watanabe embodies the Slytherin traits of leadership, ambition, and a competitive 'win-at-all-costs' mentality as the self-proclaimed "HEAD COACH FOR BLITZFC". They display a ruthless streak in pursuit of dominance, frequently bragging about 'blitzing' others and demanding opponents “HOLD THIS 1K REPLIES #BLITZFC” to assert superiority. Their resourcefulness and social cunning are evident in how they manage a private circle, recruiting those who can “be active / be able to count and blitz” to maintain their group's power. Furthermore, their sharp, exclusionary language toward rivals, such as telling a detractor to “stick to seeking m*le attention” after defeating them, reflects the classic Slytherin preference for tribal loyalty and crushing any opposition.

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The song Middle Child perfectly captures Akari's competitive nature and their role as a leader who navigates between different circles while staying dominant. As the head coach of BLITZ FC, they frequently engage in aggressive competition, boasting about sending rivals to “cancun LMAOOO” and commanding others to “HOLD THIS 2K BLITZ”. The lyrics reflect someone who is both a mentor and a warrior, evidenced by their recruitment efforts where they tell followers to “reply 2 join we got a gc”. Akari's habit of calling out trolls while maintaining their own status mirrors the song's theme of balancing respect with the need to put others in their place, especially when they tell an opponent to “COME CATCH THIS BELT”.

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