Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dark humor: Uses morbid, self-deprecating jokes to cope, like joking about surgical removals when in pain in “toda vez que alguma parte corporal especifica me dá problemas eu vejo vídeos de remoção cirurgica só para avisar que se brincar...”.
- Social awareness: Criticizes homophobia and language double standards in “nossa uma palavra homofóbica sendo tratada como homofobia, uau!” and celebrates LGBT representation in “fico tão feliz com lgbt rep em qualquer mídia ❤️”.
- Intellectual curiosity: Shows interest in diverse topics like chemistry and mechanics in “meu coração yearns for chemistry... mas também ... aprender a soldar, virar mecânico” and learning French in “quero aprender frances, é tipo mto sexy.”.
- Media literacy: Questions gamer nostalgia and critics in “tem uma grande parte da comunidade gamer que opera absolutamente só na nostalgia.” and critic scores in “prova q TGA n importa porra nenhuma. os usuarios que importam”.
- Self-reflection: Openly reflects on mental health and loneliness, as in “ter depressao=nao conseguir se cuidar nao se cuidar=depressao ciclo da porra” and “sinto falta de ter amigos, admito”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Expresses strong contempt for others’ intelligence or looks, e.g. “cada dia eu acredito mais ainda que 80% da população tem algum retardo inato” and “eu bloqueio se a pessoa é muito feia e tudo bem”.
- Self-destructive talk: Frequent references to suicide and self-hatred, like “eu vou me matar puta que pariu eu odeio todos os fisicos odeio fisica morra” and “quando estou de boa mas lembro que sempre fui fadado à falhar”.
- Cynical worldview: Describes self as a “monster incapable of loving” in “Eu sei que sou um monstro incapaz de amar, mas diferente de você não finjo amar para manipular.” and says some people “just need to die” in “algumas pessoas só precisam morrer mesmo”.
- Aggressive expression: Often uses violent or extreme phrasing, like threatening to kill someone over Netflix ads in “A NETFLIX TA ME DANDO ANUUUUUUUUNnnnNNNnnnnnnNNNNCIOOOOO EU VOU MATAR ALGUEM” or graphic insults toward physics in “odeio fisica morra”.
- Hopeless romanticism: Simultaneously fascinated by and dismissive of love, as in “acho o amor interessante mas eu não amo” and resentment about past lovebombing in “ainda penso no garoto q fez isso cmg 1 ano atras ódio”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson: smart, politically aware, often alienated, and a bit morbid. Like Lisa, they’re sharply critical of society and other people’s reasoning, calling out pseudoscience in tweets like “eu fico em CHOQUE com tanta gente que genuinamente acredita em tarot. pqp. o mundo cada vez menos acreditando em ciência e decaindo para o arcaicismo da mitologia.” and mocking tech/status symbols in “se tem blue check bloqueio, só estúpido paga pra rede social e ainda mais twitter pprt”. Their left-leaning, critical political stance also matches Lisa’s, as seen in “Eu diria que ser de esquerda é ruim no BR pq vem putas centro esquerda achando q tão servindo, mas isso se aplica ao mundo todo”. At the same time, they display loneliness and feeling misunderstood, echoing Lisa’s emotional core, in posts like “sinto falta de ter amigos, admito” and “a sensação de saber que nem sua família se importa.”. Even their dark humor and fixation on learning (chemistry, languages, games) fit Lisa’s mix of intellect, angst, and being out of step with everyone around them.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as clearly introverted: they complain about lack of friends and dysfunctional family rather than seeking big social circles, e.g. “sinto falta de ter amigos, admito” and “a sensação de saber que nem sua família se importa.”, and their hobbies (gaming, scrolling, niche interests like mortuary work) are solitary. Their focus is strongly intuitive: they rant about broad trends and abstract ideas like gamers and nostalgia in “tem uma grande parte da comunidade gamer que opera absolutamente só na nostalgia.” and cultural belief in tarot in “o mundo cada vez menos acreditando em ciência e decaindo para o arcaicismo da mitologia.” rather than concrete, sensory details. The tone is very thinking‑oriented: they prize harsh rationality and cynicism over harmony, e.g. “literalmente top 1 técnica social... Só perder a barreira moral e ser filho da puta tbm.” and call people “retarded” en masse in “cada dia eu acredito mais ainda que 80% da população tem algum retardo inato”, indicating blunt, analytical detachment despite underlying emotion. They come off as perceiving rather than structured: they complain about ADHD and doomscrolling in “ter tdah e só 1 hobby é o inferno, se cansar dele o default vira doomscrollar rede sociais por horas”, joke about being bad at self‑care in “ter depressao=nao conseguir se cuidar nao se cuidar=depressao ciclo da porra”, and often react impulsively to whatever is happening online instead of laying out plans. Altogether, this mix of solitary, highly abstract, caustically logical, and disorganized/impulsive tweeting behavior is most consistent with an INTP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’d rather be addicted to cocaine or Legos than Twitter — how about getting mildly addicted to late‑night Valorant and story‑driven games with me instead? I promise I tilt less than ENEM day.
- You wanna work in a mortuary and love tanatopraxia… so when you say you’re a ‘monster incapable of love’, is that a diagnosis or can I request a second opinion over coffee and Elden Ring lore?
- Since you judge a man’s character by making him play Life is Strange 2, I volunteer as tribute. If I pass the test, you owe me a Stranger Things marathon where we defend it from the 60% of haters who ‘don’t understand porra nenhuma’.
- You said you’re trying to become ambidextrous in case you lose your right hand; I respect the caution. If you ever need a backup player for co‑op runs — indie, nostalgic, or ‘TGA-não-importa-porra-nenhuma’ titles — I’m ready on both sides of the controller.
- You joked that having a kid and hearing Galinha Pintadinha every day would be a horror… good news: I’m not here to give you a child, just to give you someone to complain about physics, melatonin, and Netflix ads with at 3 a.m. instead of sleeping like a normal human.
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18 • caffeine-fueled gamer with a physics grudge, Netflix ad survivor & future mortuary tech. Once lowered my pants too far for a shot and they laughed.– @akaswolf
Your signature cocktail
Inside My Head Is Gin and Lead
Overproof gin stands in for their chaotic, uncensored energy and horny tweets like “michel do cafe com quimica me come.” and “irei dar o cu toda vez que morrer”. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures the sleepless doomscroll vibe of “do you think im the kinda boy that sleeps at night?” and the caffeinated self‑portrait “67% água, 3% cafeína”. Blackcurrant liqueur adds a dark, fruity sweetness for the mix of depressive honesty and romantic detachment in “acho o amor interessante mas eu não amo” and “a sensação de saber que nem sua família se importa.”. Tonic water brings a bitter, adult edge for their cynical rants like “cada dia eu acredito mais ainda que 80% da população tem algum retardo inato” and “usuario de IA tem alguma falta cognitiva que despertou com a criação da tecnologia.”. The lemon twist and smoked salt rim nod to their alt, sharp style and morbid career dream in “quero trabalhar em um mortuario, tanatopraxia my beloved”, giving the drink a pretty but slightly funereal finish that fits their bio, “inside my head is sin and lead.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This user shows strong Slytherin traits of ambition, self‑preservation, and a ruthless reciprocity in how they treat others. They openly endorse a morally flexible, strategic approach to social interaction, saying that the top social technique is to mirror others and to "just lose the moral barrier and be an asshole too" so that life improves without feeling they've done anything wrong: "literalmente top 1 técnica social que eu acredito que todo mundo deve aprender é simplesmente tratar os outros como lhe tratam. Só perder a barreira moral e ser filho da puta tbm. A vida melhora e vc n fará nada errado.". Their desire to become ambidextrous explicitly for contingency planning — "in case I lose my right hand" — reflects Slytherin‑style caution and long‑term self‑preservation: "Estou tentando virar ambidextro pois devo fazer jus ao meu status de cauteloso, vai que eu perca minha mão direita?". They also show a fascination with death and darker aesthetics, wanting to work in a mortuary and identifying with Alastor, a morally dubious character: "quero trabalhar em um mortuario, tanatopraxia my beloved" and "quero ser o alastor". While they have flashes of empathy, such as wanting to donate most of their wealth to charity if rich: "Queria ser rico. Doaria quase tudo para instituições de caridade.", the dominant pattern is a sharp, cynical, survival‑oriented worldview, aligning most closely with Slytherin over the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
Aka’s mix of dark humor, self-deprecation, and melancholy fits MARINA’s Teen Idle almost perfectly. They joke about nihilism and being broken, like when they write “a sensação de saber que nem sua família se importa.” and “eu sei que sou um monstro incapaz de amar, mas diferente de você não finjo amar para manipular.”, which mirrors the song’s themes of emotional detachment and feeling fundamentally flawed. Their bio, "inside my head is sin and lead", and tweets like “algumas pessoas só precisam morrer mesmo” and “ter depressao=nao conseguir se cuidar nao se cuidar=depressao ciclo da porra” echo the song’s fixation on morbid thoughts, depression, and wasted youth. At the same time, they show a craving for identity and aesthetic—wanting to be alt but not knowing how to dress, as in “Me sinto mal por não saber onde comprar roupa alt, então me visto básico.”—similar to Teen Idle’s obsession with image and not fitting in. Their sarcastic distance from love in “acho o amor interessante mas eu não amo” also reflects the song’s tension between wanting normal teenage experiences and feeling too damaged or alien to fully live them.
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