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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-critical, thoughtful, and deeply affected by injustice. Like Lisa, they swing between moments of joy and frustration, ranting passionately about unfair systems such as ticket sites and queues, e.g. “Vsf ticketmaster você é o pior site de compra de ingresso que já vi na minha vida” and “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”. They show strong introspection and guilt about relationships, very Lisa-core, in tweets like “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos... e honestamente isso tem me matado...” and “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda”. Their sensitivity and desire for care appear in “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.”, while they also find comfort in nerdy/media interests like Stranger Things, anime, games, and LoL, much like Lisa’s love of books, jazz, and niche passions, as seen in “Lol me faz muito feliz gente juro” and “VOLTOU JUJUTSOO PORRAAAAA”. Overall, they come across as a sharp-tongued, emotionally aware, overthinking but caring person—very much a more chaotic, online-era version of Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: many tweets show emotional introspection and loneliness, e.g. “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos… e honestamente isso tem me matado por que eu sinto que eventualmente o padrão vai se repetir e as pessoas vão embora” and “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.”, which reflect a rich inner world and concern with close relationships rather than broad social display. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often generalize into big-picture reflections like “As vezes a gente acha que a vida tá limitada a tão pouco sabe ? Consegui voltar com o biscuit… De pouco em pouco a vida vai voltando e a gente vai se curando do que a gente não conta pra ninguém” and use metaphorical language such as their looping bio, rather than focusing only on concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and reactions are driven by hurt, values, and personal bonds, as in “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda” and the frustration with unfairness in “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”. Their emotional intensity can be blunt and profane ("Vsf ticketmaster" etc.), but the core is affective, not logical argumentation. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they complain about chaos and unfair systems rather than methodically controlling them, and there’s a spontaneous, reactive tone in tweets like “Vontade de dar um grito aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” and “Rapaz acordei agora depois de capotar no sofá…”. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.

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Ticket-queue survivor, biscuit mini sculptor & chronic overthinker. Once had Pringles and Coke for breakfast and called it ‘meal prep’.– @AkayABG

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This drink starts with cachaça infused with espresso, a jolt of Brazilian energy and late-night overthinking that matches the vibe of “É como num looping infinito, onde tudo que temos são 5 minutos”. Hibiscus syrup brings a dramatic, intense sweetness, echoing the emotional swings from “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.” to “Meu melhor amigo é muito viado amo ele pra sempre aff vtmnc”. Bright lemon juice adds a sharp, tart edge for every time they snap at incompetence and ticket sites, like “Vai se fuder ticket master” and “Queria saber quem foi o corno que inventou proatividade no trabalho pprt”. A fiery dash of chili tincture channels their explosive frustration with lines and sales in “VTMNC QUE ANSIEDADE” and “Quero enfiar 19 dedos no meu rabo que ódio de venda de ingresso”. Finally, a sparkling water topper represents the small, hopeful resets—Lilo, Lego, biscuit crafts, and fandom joy—bubbling up in moments like “As vezes a gente acha que a vida tá limitada a tão pouco sabe ? Consegui voltar com o biscuit, to tentando tratar minha cabeça e voltar a ler.” and “Lol me faz muito feliz gente juro”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and emotional constancy. They explicitly value being a stable, reliable friend, saying they "try so hard to deliver constancy and stability" to the people they care about and that it hurts when they feel they fail at this: “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos e pra quem eu me importo...”. They also deeply crave being cared for and express it vulnerably, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emotional sincerity and need for safe, loyal bonds: “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.”. Their reflections on slowly healing and rebuilding life through small habits like crafts and reading show quiet perseverance rather than flashy ambition: “De pouco em pouco a vida vai voltando e a gente vai se curando do que a gente não conta pra ninguém”. Even when very frustrated or self-critical (“Eu sou muito incompetente”), the recurring theme is wanting to be good enough for others and fair (e.g., anger at people abusing disability discounts: “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”), which points more to Hufflepuff’s fairness and loyalty than to the ambition of Slytherin or the bravado of Gryffindor.

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A song that best suits them is happier by Marshmello ft. Bastille, which they themselves referenced: “Lately, I've been, I've been thinking I want you to be happier, I want you to be happier Even though I might not like this I think that you'll be happier, I want you to be happier”. The track is all about loving deeply, feeling not enough, and still wanting the other person to be okay, echoing their feelings of inadequacy and emotional exhaustion in posts like “Eu sou muito incompetente” and “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda”. There’s also a persistent undertone of hurt mixed with care in tweets such as “E pode parecer que eu não me importo mas isso me machuca muito, muito mesmo” and “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos...”, which fits the song’s theme of sacrificing one’s own comfort for others. Their bio, “É como num looping infinito, onde tudo que temos são 5 minutos,” lines up with the song’s cyclical emotional struggle—constantly reliving intense moments and trying to make peace with letting go. Together, these tweets and their bio create the same bittersweet, self-aware, and emotionally raw atmosphere that happier embodies.

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