Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly expresses sadness, frustration and hurt, like in “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos… isso tem me matado” and “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda”.
- Loyal friend: Shows strong affection and commitment to friends, e.g. “Meu melhor amigo é muito viado amo ele pra sempre” and “Eu e a Anna pra sempre 😔❤️”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses humor and exaggeration to cope, like “Quero enfiar 19 dedos no meu rabo que ódio de venda de ingresso” and joking about food combos in “Meu café da manhã hoje foi pringles de bacon e mel e coca 👍🏻”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on mental state and patterns, as in “De pouco em pouco a vida vai voltando e a gente vai se curando do que a gente não conta pra ninguém” and recognizing triggers in “Os gatilhos que o final de ano me trazem é bizarro”.
- Enthusiastic fan: Shows passionate engagement with games, series, and events, e.g. “VIVO KEYD STARSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS”, “VOLTOU JUJUTSOO PORRAAAAA” and excitement about a coming artist in “ELE VEMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently resorts to insults and profanity, like “Vai se fuder ticket master” and “Morte a riot Morte a Eventim”.
- Self-criticism: Speaks very negatively about self, e.g. “Eu sou muito incompetente” and feeling never enough in “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda”.
- Emotional volatility: Mood swings from excitement to despair, such as joy about events in “ELE VEMMMMMMM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” contrasted with “Dia de merda” and “To triste nada me consola hoje”.
- Conflict reactivity: Reacts strongly to frustration with people and systems, for example “Cara gostaria de dizer que meu chefe é muito idiota véi juro por Deus” and anger at buyers in “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”.
- Attention to negatives: Timeline is dominated by complaints and pain—tickets, work, family, and self—like “Dia de merda”, “Todo castigo pra mim é pouco sabe” and recurring frustration with sales in “Nunca me senti tão frustrada numa venda que nem nesse lixo de site”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: emotionally intense, self-critical, thoughtful, and deeply affected by injustice. Like Lisa, they swing between moments of joy and frustration, ranting passionately about unfair systems such as ticket sites and queues, e.g. “Vsf ticketmaster você é o pior site de compra de ingresso que já vi na minha vida” and “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”. They show strong introspection and guilt about relationships, very Lisa-core, in tweets like “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos... e honestamente isso tem me matado...” and “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda”. Their sensitivity and desire for care appear in “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.”, while they also find comfort in nerdy/media interests like Stranger Things, anime, games, and LoL, much like Lisa’s love of books, jazz, and niche passions, as seen in “Lol me faz muito feliz gente juro” and “VOLTOU JUJUTSOO PORRAAAAA”. Overall, they come across as a sharp-tongued, emotionally aware, overthinking but caring person—very much a more chaotic, online-era version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: many tweets show emotional introspection and loneliness, e.g. “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos… e honestamente isso tem me matado por que eu sinto que eventualmente o padrão vai se repetir e as pessoas vão embora” and “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.”, which reflect a rich inner world and concern with close relationships rather than broad social display. They fit Intuition (N) more than Sensing: they often generalize into big-picture reflections like “As vezes a gente acha que a vida tá limitada a tão pouco sabe ? Consegui voltar com o biscuit… De pouco em pouco a vida vai voltando e a gente vai se curando do que a gente não conta pra ninguém” and use metaphorical language such as their looping bio, rather than focusing only on concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: decisions and reactions are driven by hurt, values, and personal bonds, as in “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda” and the frustration with unfairness in “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”. Their emotional intensity can be blunt and profane ("Vsf ticketmaster" etc.), but the core is affective, not logical argumentation. Finally, they look more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they complain about chaos and unfair systems rather than methodically controlling them, and there’s a spontaneous, reactive tone in tweets like “Vontade de dar um grito aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” and “Rapaz acordei agora depois de capotar no sofá…”. Taken together—introspective, idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.
Some pickup lines for you
- If Ticketmaster can’t hold your tickets for 7 minutes, I volunteer to hold your place in every queue, from Suhai to marketplace line before the mall opens — I just ask for one thing in return: a spot in your heart’s pit, no resale.
- You, yelling ‘Morte à Riot, morte à Eventim’ and still screaming ‘VIVO KEYD STARSSSSSSSSS’ is exactly my vibe: we can hate the companies together, love the teams together, and duo queue life — I’ll be your Vecna if you’ll be my Will.
- You said you try so hard to give constancy and stability to your friends and that it hurts when you feel it’s not enough — but from where I’m standing, someone who goes from Lego obsession to biscuit modeling to caring about everyone around them is already everything I’d want to be constant in my life.
- Your Stranger Things reviews were so brutal — calling the season ‘morno’, the Millie filler ‘HORRENDO’ and the tortinha ‘pasta de dente’ — but I’d still risk sitting through an entire cursed dubbed marathon if it means ending the season with your head on my shoulder instead of on the bathroom stone.
- You once said ‘eu só queria ser cuidada sabe’ while surviving cólica, rebellious Lilo, shitty neighbors’ construction and end-of-year triggers — let me be the idiot who shows up with 4 picolés, Pringles and Coke breakfast, and a 60x no-interest payment plan of hugs until your looping infinito finally feels like 5 minutes of peace.
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Your new Twitter bio
Ticket-queue survivor, biscuit mini sculptor & chronic overthinker. Once had Pringles and Coke for breakfast and called it ‘meal prep’.– @AkayABG
Your signature cocktail
Looping Pit Rage Sour
This drink starts with cachaça infused with espresso, a jolt of Brazilian energy and late-night overthinking that matches the vibe of “É como num looping infinito, onde tudo que temos são 5 minutos”. Hibiscus syrup brings a dramatic, intense sweetness, echoing the emotional swings from “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.” to “Meu melhor amigo é muito viado amo ele pra sempre aff vtmnc”. Bright lemon juice adds a sharp, tart edge for every time they snap at incompetence and ticket sites, like “Vai se fuder ticket master” and “Queria saber quem foi o corno que inventou proatividade no trabalho pprt”. A fiery dash of chili tincture channels their explosive frustration with lines and sales in “VTMNC QUE ANSIEDADE” and “Quero enfiar 19 dedos no meu rabo que ódio de venda de ingresso”. Finally, a sparkling water topper represents the small, hopeful resets—Lilo, Lego, biscuit crafts, and fandom joy—bubbling up in moments like “As vezes a gente acha que a vida tá limitada a tão pouco sabe ? Consegui voltar com o biscuit, to tentando tratar minha cabeça e voltar a ler.” and “Lol me faz muito feliz gente juro”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
This user shows strong Hufflepuff traits of loyalty, care, and emotional constancy. They explicitly value being a stable, reliable friend, saying they "try so hard to deliver constancy and stability" to the people they care about and that it hurts when they feel they fail at this: “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos e pra quem eu me importo...”. They also deeply crave being cared for and express it vulnerably, which aligns with Hufflepuff’s emotional sincerity and need for safe, loyal bonds: “Eu só queria ser cuidada sabe.”. Their reflections on slowly healing and rebuilding life through small habits like crafts and reading show quiet perseverance rather than flashy ambition: “De pouco em pouco a vida vai voltando e a gente vai se curando do que a gente não conta pra ninguém”. Even when very frustrated or self-critical (“Eu sou muito incompetente”), the recurring theme is wanting to be good enough for others and fair (e.g., anger at people abusing disability discounts: “Sacanagem comprarem as meia pcd sendo que você nem são deficiente seus maldito 👹😡”), which points more to Hufflepuff’s fairness and loyalty than to the ambition of Slytherin or the bravado of Gryffindor.
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Your song
happier - Marshmello ft. Bastille
A song that best suits them is happier by Marshmello ft. Bastille, which they themselves referenced: “Lately, I've been, I've been thinking I want you to be happier, I want you to be happier Even though I might not like this I think that you'll be happier, I want you to be happier”. The track is all about loving deeply, feeling not enough, and still wanting the other person to be okay, echoing their feelings of inadequacy and emotional exhaustion in posts like “Eu sou muito incompetente” and “Nunca fui o suficiente isso que é foda”. There’s also a persistent undertone of hurt mixed with care in tweets such as “E pode parecer que eu não me importo mas isso me machuca muito, muito mesmo” and “Eu tento me esforço tanto pra entregar constância e estabilidade pros meus amigos...”, which fits the song’s theme of sacrificing one’s own comfort for others. Their bio, “É como num looping infinito, onde tudo que temos são 5 minutos,” lines up with the song’s cyclical emotional struggle—constantly reliving intense moments and trying to make peace with letting go. Together, these tweets and their bio create the same bittersweet, self-aware, and emotionally raw atmosphere that happier embodies.
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