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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as closest to Lisa Simpson: introspective, studious, spiritual, and a bit anxious, but with a sharp, opinionated side. They care about studying and exams, as seen when they joke about Enem scoring and who is a “treineiro” in “Quando vejo alguém preocupado com quantia de acertos no Enem ao invés da tri e qual faculdade vai aplicar já sei que é treineiro”, which fits Lisa’s academic focus. There’s a strong sense of emotional exhaustion and overthinking in posts like “Estou esgotada” and “Como se afasta de alguém sem pesar o clima 🥀”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to feel overwhelmed by life and relationships. Their spirituality and reflection, like “Deus está em todas as coisas” and the tarot curiosity in “Me rendi ao tarot 🫰🫰🫰 #imjustagirl”, resemble Lisa’s mix of rationality with a search for deeper meaning. At the same time, they have a witty, occasionally cutting side, for example in “Vc posta indireta, eu dou logo um quote nos seu post Não somos iguais” and their rant about “trap sujo under” in “Chamo o cutue de under e trap sujo o dia que ele viver de soundcloud...”, which matches Lisa’s moralistic but sometimes savage commentary on others. Finally, their soft, caring moments—like talking about nursing in “Coisas que só a enfermagem me proporciona: Criança falando pra mãe que não vai chorar na vacina pois já é um rapaz 😭” and affection for loved ones in “Assistir filme cm ele a tarde é a coisa mais legal do mundo”—mirror Lisa’s empathy and deep attachment to people close to her.

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They lean Extraverted (E) because they constantly share personal experiences, opinions, and jokes very openly, like celebrating bodily functions in public with “Consegui cagar :)” and talking frankly about sex in “porém sento na rola do meu namorado com força quase todos os dias”. Their style is expressive and socially oriented, not withdrawn, and they seem comfortable engaging with drama and indirects, as in “Vc posta indireta, eu dou logo um quote nos seu post Não somos iguais”. They appear more Intuitive (N) than Sensing, often using metaphor, exaggeration, and big-picture language like “A primeira trombeta do Apocalipse já tocou, não vou elaborar” and the existential line in their bio “where are you now?”, as well as joking about divine creation in “Deus falou; haja luz, e hajeu luz”. Their decisions and reactions are strongly Feeling (F): they talk about having a “lugar especial no céu” in a value-laden way “Tenho um lugar especial no céu”, feel touched by a kid being brave about a vaccine in “Criança falando pra mãe que não vai chorar na vacina pois já é um rapaz 😭”, and worry about emotional climate, as in “Como se afasta de alguém sem pesar o clima 🥀”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous, impulsive, and mood-driven—wanting sweets in a repetitive burst in “Quero doce queor doce quero doce...”, jumping into tarot out of curiosity in “Me rendi ao tarot 🫰🫰🫰 #imjustagirl”, and joking about being exhausted and emotionally up-and-down in “Nossa amiga, mas todo dia c tá mal?”. Putting this together, their mix of emotional openness, expressive humor, existential leanings, and flexible, less-structured lifestyle fits best with ENFP.

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Nurse in training, Enem survivor & part‑time Vasco cardiologist. Once tweeted my poop schedule and still got into college. Faith, films & ferinha.– @akilaplaga

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The Cachaça aged in oak stands for how hard she grinds and how tired she is, like when she says “Estou esgotada”, giving the drink a strong core. Guaraná soda captures her Brazilian, chaotic, hyper-online energy, from complaining about work Twitter vs. K‑pop Twitter in “eu uso pelo kpop” to yelling about ENEM in “já sei que é treineiro”. Passion fruit pulp mirrors her soft, romantic side and afternoons with her boyfriend in “Assistir filme cm ele a tarde é a coisa mais legal do mundo”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the dark humor and sharp tongue behind posts like “Hoje eu pego uma gorda pra fazer sabão” and her trap-rant in “vc vai ser 'trap sujo under' de vdd quando parar de viver de mainstream”. Finally, the cotton candy cloud on top honors her dreamy, slightly dramatic faith and tarot side, from “Deus está em todas as coisas” to “Me rendi ao tarot 🫰🫰🫰 #imjustagirl”, dissolving slowly like her question “where are you now?” in the bio.

Your Hogwarts House
They show strong Hufflepuff traits of care, service, and emotional warmth. Their posts about nursing highlight a nurturing, people-focused attitude, like when they describe work in healthcare: “Coisas que só a enfermagem me proporciona: Criança falando pra mãe que não vai chorar na vacina pois já é um rapaz 😭”. They’re openly affectionate and loyal in relationships, for instance valuing simple, shared moments: “Assistir filme cm ele a tarde é a coisa mais legal do mundo” and “eu amo o ale mais do que eu poderia descrever”. There’s also a grounded, slightly self-deprecating sense of humor and perseverance through exhaustion, as in “Estou esgotada” yet they keep going with studies and work, reflected in posts like “Meu material pra faculdade”. While they can be blunt or confrontational online, this comes across more as defending personal values and boundaries than classic Slytherin-style ambition or Gryffindor-style heroics, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.

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A fitting song for them is I'm Just a Girl by No Doubt, because it matches their mix of sarcasm, vulnerability, and sharp social commentary. They literally reference the trope in their own aesthetic with tweets like “Me rendi ao tarot 🫰🫰🫰 #imjustagirl”, which aligns with the song’s playful yet frustrated take on being a girl in a world that boxes you in. Their timeline swings between humor and exhaustion, like “Nossa amiga, mas todo dia c tá mal? Não te, um dia que vc tá bem” and “Estou esgotada”, reflecting the song’s theme of feeling worn down by expectations. At the same time, they show independence and attitude, as in “Vc posta indireta, eu dou logo um quote nos seu post Não somos iguais” and their rant about underground music authenticity, which mirrors the defiant, eye-rolling energy of the lyrics. Their mix of tenderness (“Assistir filme cm ele a tarde é a coisa mais legal do mundo”) and biting humor fits the song’s balance of vulnerability and rebellion, making it an especially apt match.

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