Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequently uses sharp, playful jokes and exaggeration, like the long 'KKKKK' in “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”.
- Political awareness: Shows clear interest in politics and power structures in “Os estados unidos e todas as potências opressoras…” and “LULAFLIX”.
- Media literacy: Critically comments on movies, anime, games, and TV in tweets like “Essa cena no pianista foi insana”, “Mds oq fizeram com ela no anime”, and “Minha opinião impopular é que esse jogo é chato pra cacete”.
- Self-irony: Makes fun of themselves openly, e.g. “Eu tenho muitos seguidores” with few followers and “Pelo menos eu não jogo mais lol”.
- Emotional honesty: Opens up about deep insecurity and pain in “I cant sleep no one loves me no one cares about me im disgusting…”, showing willingness to be vulnerable.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Uses contemptuous language about others’ tastes and people, e.g. “os únicos gêneros musicais que eu sinto um desprezo genuíno por quem escuta são kpop e trap, namoral não tem como esses caras serem tão imbecis”.
- Aggressive tone: Frequent swearing and insults like “Toda vez que esse fodido posta alguma coisa” and “Vsfd ele canta numa nota só” create a consistently hostile vibe.
- Dismissive attitude: Quickly rejects people and content, e.g. “Qualquer tweet que eu desgoste minimamente eu bloqueio a pessoa” and “Vcs ainda assistem essa coisa?”.
- Romantic cynicism: Shows strong rejection of relationship talk and partners in “Dont fucking care about your girlfriend, keep it to yourself” and mocking self-love posts in “A superação máxima da vida da pessoa KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK #amorproprio!!!”.
- Self-deprecation: Extremely negative self-image in “I cant sleep no one loves me no one cares about me im disgusting…” suggests low self-worth and harsh inner criticism.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, and constantly clowning on everything and everyone around him. Like Bart, they revel in mockery and chaos, from laughing at people being ratioed in “Toda vez que esse fodido posta alguma coisa ele toma ratio” to annihilating a game as “chato pra cacete” and dragging random TV shows in “Vcs ainda assistem essa coisa?”. Their edgy, juvenile humor and delight in over-the-top reactions show up in things like the massive “KKKKKKKKKK…” laugh in this tweet and the blunt dismissal in “Dont fucking care about your girlfriend, keep it to yourself”. At the same time, there’s an undercurrent of angst and self-loathing, as in “I cant sleep no one loves me no one cares about me im disgusting…”, which fits Bart’s occasional vulnerable and nihilistic streak beneath the mischief. Their political and cultural jabs, like the grim observation about U.S. power in “Os estados unidos e todas as potências opressoras…”, echo Bart’s tendency to poke at authority and systems while still couching it all in dark humor.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: their humor is observational, online, and slightly detached from real‑life social scenes, and they joke about blocking people quickly, e.g. “Qualquer tweet que eu desgoste minimamente eu bloqueio a pessoa”, which suggests a small, selectively curated social circle rather than a highly social, attention‑seeking persona. Their content leans toward intuition (N): they often jump to broader ideas or meta‑takes instead of concrete details, like the bleak, systemic reflection in “Os estados unidos e todas as potências opressoras em todas as camadas da sociedade continuarão a expandir seu domínio… e morreremos assistindo, pois já fomos domados por eles.”. They appear strongly thinking (T) over feeling: even when emotional, they express it through irony or analysis and usually attack ideas or tastes rather than empathize, as in “os únicos gêneros musicais que eu sinto um desprezo genuíno por quem escuta são kpop e trap, namoral não tem como esses caras serem tão imbecis” and the logical dunk in “Ué mano, mas se ela é 'inferior', ela vai reprovar nas provas da faculdade… Mas como você poderia saber né, nunca se formou.”. Their self‑deprecating outburst “I cant sleep no one loves me no one cares about me im disgusting…” shows feelings, but it’s delivered bluntly and without relational softening, which still fits T‑style expression. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and full of immediate impressions about media and politics—e.g. “Minha opinião impopular é que esse jogo é chato pra cacete” and “BBB é muito medonho”—with no sign of structured planning or a need for closure, matching the flexible, riff‑on‑whatever‑appears style typical of INTPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you beat Sekiro ‘nesse pique’—so if you can handle Isshin, think you can handle a date with someone who’ll ratio you in real life with affection instead?
- You tweeted that the only genres you genuinely despise are k‑pop and trap… good news, my main genre is ‘talking about Björk and Sepultura with someone from Giza who posts Semaninha selfies.’ Want to hit play?
- You joked that the US and every oppressive power will keep expanding until there’s not even dust left from our corpses—before that happens, can we at least go out once so I can prove not *everything* in this world is gringoslop?
- You posted “I can’t sleep, no one loves me, I shouldn’t be alive” and then you go right back to laughing at BBB and quoting The Pianist… I don’t know about the rest of the world, but I’d genuinely like to be one of the reasons you sleep a little easier.
- You, yelling ‘LULAFLIX’, analyzing The Last of Us girl, defending college entrance, and dropping “Saya no Uta” in the middle of the timeline… that’s peak crossover episode energy. How about we write the next scene together: ‘æ x me – pilot date, guaranteed renewal.’
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Critiquing media from Giza time zone. Once learned English by osmosis, now overanalyzing games, anime & politics so you don’t have to.– @akirabajan
Your signature cocktail
Semaninha Sarcasm Sour
This drink is built on cachaça infused with black coffee for late‑night doomscrolling and the raw, unfiltered vibe of lines like “I cant sleep no one loves me no one cares about me im disgusting im gross i cant get anything right i should not be alive”. The red bitter aperitivo captures their political edge and bleak social commentary, like “Os estados unidos e todas as potências opressoras… continuarão a expandir seu domínio…” and the dry “LULAFLIX” jab in “LULAFLIX”. Lime juice brings an acid bite that mirrors their sharp replies, such as “Ué mano, mas se ela é 'inferior', ela vai reprovar nas provas da faculdade…”, cutting clean through stupidity. A dash of chili tincture represents the explosive laughter and over-the-top reactions in tweets like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and the brutal honesty of “Dont fucking care about your girlfriend, keep it to yourself”. Finally, the soft foam with cocoa dust nods to the fragile softness under the cynicism and their recurring “Semaninha” posts like “Semaninha”, plus the hopeful bio “vai ficar tudo bem” that floats on top of all the bitterness.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user’s strongest traits are sharp wit, critical thinking, and a reflective, analytical streak that fit Ravenclaw best. They constantly dissect media and culture with a dry, intellectual humor, like when they compare a show to another to categorize its audience: “Esse bagulho aí é tipo o hazbin hotel só que pra gente menos esquisita?”. They show philosophical and moral rumination in tweets such as “Qual o pior, uma pessoa ruim, ou uma pessoa ruim que tenta ser uma pessoa boa, mas no fim nunca vai ser?”, indicating a tendency to overthink ethics and human nature. Their media tastes and references (Saya no Uta, The Pianist, Björk, Sepultura, Bob Dylan) and comments like “Tacaram o gaddafi do lado do mussolini história freestyle” show broad cultural curiosity and the habit of turning history and art into analysis fodder. Even their political/cultural critique is framed in a somewhat detached, conceptual way, as in “Os estados unidos e todas as potências opressoras... já fomos domados por eles.”, which reads more like a grim thesis than a call to action—very Ravenclaw rather than Gryffindor. While there’s some cynicism and abrasiveness (e.g. “os únicos gêneros musicais que eu sinto um desprezo genuíno por quem escuta são kpop e trap, namoral não tem como esses caras serem tão imbecis”), it comes across as snobbish intellectual judgment more than Slytherin-style ambition or Hufflepuff kindness, reinforcing a Ravenclaw identity.
Your movie
Your song
All Apologies - Nirvana
A mix of sardonic humor, self-loathing, and emotional exhaustion in All Apologies mirrors their timeline almost eerily. They swing from nihilistic political takes like “Os estados unidos e todas as potências opressoras... continuarão a expandir seu domínio… e morreremos assistindo, pois já fomos domados por eles.” to raw vulnerability in “I cant sleep no one loves me no one cares about me im disgusting im gross i cant get anything right i should not be alive”. The song’s resigned tone fits their blend of dark humor and despair, seen when they mock entertainment and media with posts like “BBB é muito medonho” and “Vcs ainda assistem essa coisa?”. Their bio, “vai ficar tudo bem,” feels like the same bitter, half-hopeful irony that runs through All Apologies, where acceptance and defeat coexist. Even their aggressive music takes, such as “os únicos gêneros musicais que eu sinto um desprezo genuíno por quem escuta são kpop e trap, namoral não tem como esses caras serem tão imbecis”, echo the abrasive edge that characterizes Nirvana’s attitude and Kurt Cobain’s conflicted persona.
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