
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Akiri matches Bart Simpson most closely: energetic, a bit chaotic, and constantly chasing high scores and thrills. Their timeline is full of competitive flexing and near-miss bragging like "FIRST 400PP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and "this is my coolest score ever bro WHAT", which fits Bart’s show-off, adrenaline-chasing nature. They also have Bart-like comedic overreactions and melodrama, such as "I think it’s time to end it all I just got boxed in fortnite by a hatsune miku skin" and "like i genuinely cant do anything right bro fuck off". At the same time, their persistence through repeated failures and chokes—"3 hours of my life wasted +0pp lets go!" and "dude i think i need a new tablet 😭😭"—reflects Bart’s tendency to mess up a lot but keep going anyway. The mix of trolling humor, self-deprecation, and nonstop gaming brainrot makes them feel much more Bart than the more responsible Lisa or laid-back Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most of their life is shown through solitary, high-focus hobbies like osu! and other games rather than social events, and their emotional venting feels more like someone talking to a small circle than broadcasting to a crowd, e.g. “like i genuinely cant do anything right bro fuck off” and “never typing in a server again man”, which shows withdrawal after negative social experiences. Their style is more Intuition (N) than concrete Sensing: while they tweet about specific scores, the way they frame them is dramatic and meaning-heavy ("generational fumble…" in this tweet or calling a session "the best of my fucking life" in this one), focusing on the significance of events rather than dry details. They come across as Feeling (F) over Thinking: they constantly center emotions—frustration, heartbreak, pride—such as “2 year friendship got ruined today 💔 💔” and “I think it’s time to end it all I just got boxed in fortnite by a hatsune miku skin”; even game setbacks are framed in terms of how they feel rather than technical analysis. Finally, they seem more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often procrastinate or let life happen to them, like “5 exams tmrw starting at 7:30 and I haven’t studied for any of them jus give me the 0 atp bro💔”, and their timeline is full of spontaneous, in-the-moment posts ("3 hours of my life wasted +0pp lets go!" in this tweet) rather than structured plans or schedules. Overall, the combination of emotional expressiveness, inward focus, meaning-heavy language, and lack of rigid planning fits INFP best.

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NY osu! grinder chasing 8★ FCs & 400pp, occasionally tabbed out by fate. Once lost 3 hours and gained +0pp but still queued for one more map.– @akiri1_

Your signature cocktail
Overproof white rum for the cracked, high-BPM grind of an osu! demon who posts things like “FIRST 400PP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, “MY FIRST 7 STAR FC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, and casually mentions a “10 star shinbatsu dt b rank😎”. Yuzu soda or lemonade keeps it bright, fizzy, and a little silly, matching their “we are so back / we are so barack” energy in “we are so barack” and the constant “LMAO/LOL/😭” tone across their timeline. Cold brew coffee concentrate is for the exhausted, overcaffeinated New York student who says things like “5 exams tmrw starting at 7:30 and I haven’t studied for any of them jus give me the 0 atp bro💔” and “great start to my day I spilt hot coffee all over myself 💔”. Blue curaçao gives the drink that saturated, anime-hud gamer color to match clips like “this is my coolest score ever bro WHAT” and the general ‘pp screenshot’ aesthetic. Finally, a dash of saline solution represents the constant stream of near-miss chokes and tiny tragedies—“291pp i sold the 300 on the last note 😔”, “300pp choke on violation on the ending :p”, and “3 hours of my life wasted +0pp lets go!”—adding just enough salt to make the sweetness feel earned.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a clear streak of ambition and fixation on climbing skill ladders, especially in osu!. They repeatedly frame progress in terms of rankings and pp milestones, celebrating things like “FIRST 400PP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, “6kpp!!!”, and “woo and top 50k”, as well as chasing ever-harder maps such as “10 star shinbatsu dt b rank😎” and “9.74 star pass LOL”. That drive is paired with intense competitiveness and self-criticism: they lament near-misses like “the misses on green greens were so tragic man just give me my 8 star fc💔💔” and “291pp i sold the 300 on the last note 😔”, suggesting a relentless desire to outdo themselves. At the same time, there’s a pragmatic, sometimes ruthless edge in how they talk about social or mental strain, such as “never typing in a server again man” and the darkly humorous “I think it’s time to end it all I just got boxed in fortnite by a hatsune miku skin”, which fits Slytherin’s self-preserving, sharp-tongued nature. While they do show some Hufflepuff-like attachment to friends – for example, mourning that a “2 year friendship got ruined today 💔 💔” – the dominant pattern is ambition, competitiveness, and a willingness to push themselves to extremes for achievement, all of which align most strongly with Slytherin.

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A song about intense highs, self‑sabotage, and wanting to do better fits Akiri’s mix of cracked osu! peaks and frustrated chokes. They swing between huge wins like “FIRST 400PP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “MY FIRST 7 STAR FC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and low points like “like i genuinely cant do anything right bro fuck off” and “3 hours of my life wasted +0pp lets go!”, mirroring the song’s emotional whiplash. Their timeline shows someone who clearly cares a lot, even when joking about giving up — from “ref take me out the game ion wanna play no more...🥀🥀🥀🥀” to stressing over gear and performance like “dude i think i need a new tablet 😭😭”. STAY is all about knowing you’re flawed but still trying to hold onto the things that matter, just like Akiri keeps grinding despite chokes like “the misses on green greens were so tragic man just give me my 8 star fc💔💔”. The song’s energetic, fast-paced vibe also matches their love for high-BPM and high-star maps such as “300 bpm gaming” and 9–10★ plays, capturing their mix of adrenaline, frustration, and determination.

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