
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They fit best as Lisa Simpson: intelligent, emotionally intense, and very online about their niche interests. Like Lisa with her obsessions (jazz, books, causes), this user hyper-fixates on fandoms and games, ranting in detail about mechanics such as the PJSK gacha in “genuinamente o gacha do pjsk deve ser o pior q eu ja vi...” and grinding gems in “pqp 67 dias p farma 52k de gemas sendo rank 288 e estando na terceira serie do ensino medio”. They show strong opinions and moral frustration, similar to Lisa’s social conscience, when criticizing lack of empathy in “a ignorância de uma galera dos quotes... é ASSUSTADORA, que decepção pqp” and calling out proshippers or TikTok culture in “Pq so tem proshipper aparecendo pra mim #help” and “q rede do demônio é essa”. There’s also clear academic presence and stress — they mention being in their last year of high school and struggling with school in “Foi so a primeira semana d formanda q eu ja quero me matar gente como pode” — yet they still nerd out over math, as in “Ângulos deve ser o único assunto d matemática do EM q eu amo de vdd”, which is very Lisa-coded. Finally, their mix of vulnerability and self-deprecating humor, like “tal vez eu seja muito burra pqp” and talking about sleeping patterns in “to começando a passar a tarde td dormindo pra de noite virar o bixo vei ta complicado”, mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overthink, burn out, and then joke about her own stress.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets revolve around solitary activities and online fandom rather than in‑person social life (gaming, drawing, watching streams), and they openly mention low engagement and retreating to other platforms, e.g. “meu engajamento ta todo lascado mesmo mas pra qm quiser ve minhas abobrinhas se o negócio cair ta ai”, which shows awareness of an audience but not a strong drive to be highly social. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they dive into fictional universes, meta about character dynamics and ship discourse, and abstract fandom ethics, such as “a ignorância de uma galera dos quotes pelo simples fato de possuir carência de empatia é ASSUSTADORA” and long reflections on tags and shipping norms, indicating focus on ideas and meanings more than concrete details. They clearly favor Feeling (F): many posts are centered on emotional reactions and personal values (empathy, anti‑proship, protecting characters they love), for instance “pior que isso é ser do novel hell gostando do jiang cheng pq é cada absurdo q eu li qd se referiam a ele e qm gostava dele q só Jesus na causa mesmo” and “Ajudem o Abelha!!!!!!!!!!!! Ele é um querido e NENHUM ser humano deveria passar por uma situação dessas”. Their tone is emotional and sometimes dramatic rather than systematically logical. On the Judging vs Perceiving axis they look more Perceiving (P): they complain about chaotic sleep, procrastination and lack of structure, e.g. “to começando a passar a tarde td dormindo pra de noite virar o bixo vei ta complicado” and “Foi so a primeira semana d formanda q eu ja quero me matar gente como pode”, and they react to things in the moment (gacha pulls, new episodes, drama) rather than emphasizing planning or order. Altogether, a creative, fandom‑driven, emotionally intense, values‑focused and somewhat disorganized online presence fits INFP best: an idealistic feeler immersed in fictional worlds and personal principles, who vents a lot online but orients strongly around internal feelings and empathy.

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High school artist & Ordem Paranormal enthusiast. Surviving gacha rates, Valorant queues & math angles. Once farmed 52k gems in 67 days on school nights.– @akitollbit

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with an espresso-infused vodka shot for their permanently sleep-scrambled schedule and student grind, like when they say they’re “starting to spend the whole afternoon sleeping to become a monster at night” “to começando a passar a tarde td dormindo pra de noite virar o bixo vei ta complicado” and complain about farming gems while in their final year of high school “pqp 67 dias p farma 52k de gemas sendo rank 288 e estando na terceira serie do ensino medio”. The matcha and yuzu soda is bright, jittery, and a little nerdy, echoing their math-nerd joy “Ângulos deve ser o único assunto d matemática do EM q eu amo de vdd pqp q assunto delicinha” and the vibrant fandom/art side that wants to post fanart everywhere “Aí mds vou ter mesmo q baixar bluesky pq eu quero ficar postando fanart. .......”. Spicy cinnamon syrup brings the bite of their ranty, zero-tolerance-for-bullshit mood, from roasting TikTok “q rede do demônio é essa” to fandom discourse and blocking sprees “Descobri o primeiro block oficial do ano”. A blue curaçao mist over the top nods to their drifting between platforms and accounts—Twitter, Bluesky panic, follower-count chaos “minha conta constantemente muda entre 2.292 seguidores pra 2.295 ... e dps volta” and the maybe-yes-maybe-no Bluesky plan “mt provavelmente se o twitter for banido n vou voltar pro bluesky”. Finally, the whipped cream cloud with edible glitter is unapologetically queer and shippy, celebrating their love for yuri/yaoibait and dramatic ships—“VAI TER LESBICA” “VAI TER LESBICA” and their weakness for being “yaoibaited” by companies “eu realmente sou a otaria sendo yaoibaitada por essa empresa”—making the whole drink chaotic, sweet, intense, and incredibly them.

Your Hogwarts House
Several tweets point to a strong analytical and learning-oriented personality, which aligns with Ravenclaw. They explicitly enjoy academic topics like math, saying “Ângulos deve ser o único assunto d matemática do EM q eu amo de vdd pqp q assunto delicinha”, and they care about their performance in logic/knowledge games such as Paranordle, where they note things like “To decepcionada por ter levado 6 tentativas pqp Ganhei no Paranordle … em 6 tentativas!!” and “Pqp eu nao lembrava q esse personagem era desse grupo vsf KKKKKKKKKKK Ganhei no Paranordle … em 8 tentativas!!”, showing they track and evaluate their reasoning. Their artistic side is also very prominent: they talk often about drawing and improving their craft, e.g. “o dia que eu aprender anatomia o mundo vai desabar” and “Fui inventar de fazer akitoya joesar + perspectiva e agr to sofrendo pra fazer boca e olho no ângulo certo”, which highlights creativity paired with a desire to master technical detail. They show meta-thinking about fandom dynamics and tagging systems, complaining that fic writers don’t label properly in “Eu prezo pro dia que todo escritor de fanfic deixe as tags bem escancaradas pros leitores pq o tanto de fic q eu pulei pq não tinha absolutamente NADA q especificasse oq ia constar 💔”, reflecting a preference for clarity, categorization, and information structure. While they do display passion and loyalty (e.g., defending characters and ships), the consistent focus on puzzles, studying, meticulous art improvement, and thoughtful media analysis makes Ravenclaw the best overall fit.

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A well-suited song is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures a mix of school stress, dark humor, and emotional overwhelm that shows up constantly in their timeline. They complain about school and senior year pressure in posts like “Foi so a primeira semana d formanda q eu ja quero me matar gente como pode” and “Meu deus eu nao quero voltar pra aula amanha. Eu nao quero eu nao quero eu naoquer”, which fits the song’s theme of hating the pressures of growing up and institutional life. Their chaotic, expressive tone and swings between exhaustion and manic fandom energy – e.g. “to começando a passar a tarde td dormindo pra de noite virar o bixo vei ta complicado” and “CRISTINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO POMBINHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” – echo the song’s loud, rebellious vibe. They also often vent about fandom drama and online toxicity, like “a ignorância de uma galera dos quotes pelo simples fato de possuir carência de empatia é ASSUSTADORA” and “Pq so tem proshipper aparecendo pra mim #help qm é o corno q ta botando na tml”, mirroring the song’s criticism of a hostile environment. Overall, Teenagers suits their mix of frustration, angst, and sarcastic resilience while they juggle school, fandom, and a messy social media landscape.

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