Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Akitoya/Prsk and Deltarune, e.g. “delatrune ch5 needs to come out quicker so i have smthn else to be hyperfixated on” and repeated tou6 wishes.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses exaggerated reactions and meme-y phrasing for comedy, like “AUYGGAG SHAGAHAVAYWIEJJZOTMQOQQOMZODNDOdkndgasknrHAGGGGHHHHHH” and “liking this sorry excuse of a game gotta count as masochism”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares excitement, frustration and affection, such as “BRO MY HANDA ARE FUCKING SHAKING” and “i love them”.
- Engaged community-member: Actively interacts with fandom discourse and quoted tweets, e.g. “anywayyyysssssss whos making the princexprince akitoya content” and “anywayysssssssssss can i get some other oomfies into parfies”.
- Self-aware humor: Acknowledges their own hyperfixations and reactions in a joking way, like “yeah bro im staying hyperfixated on minecraft yaoi it was nice knowing yall” and “liking this sorry excuse of a game gotta count as masochism”.
Weaknesses:
- Hostile language: Frequently uses violent or aggressive wording toward characters and people, such as “vivids and bad dogs shoulda stayed as separate duos vbs sucks ass kill an and kohane and all vbs vocaloids” and “yo never let this ugly fuck on stage again”.
- Extreme negativity: Often describes media and situations in harsh, absolute terms like “this hitler epstein game bro DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE” and “all boys + mizuki valentines lineup yeah nuke this game”.
- Self-destructive talk: Uses suicidal and self-harm phrasing casually, e.g. “dont play with me rn i will hang myself” and “I WANT THIS SO BAD IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”.
- Harsh personal attacks: Targets individuals with demeaning comments, like “yup kill this useless piece of shit u can tell by the way she looks she deserves a shot at life” and “yo never let this ugly fuck on stage again”.
- Rumination fixation: Spends a lot of energy looping on the same frustrations about the game and events, for example repeated tou6 and lineup complaints like “liking this sorry excuse of a game gotta count as masochism cuz it gives me nothing but pain and agony”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: loud, chaotic, irreverent, and constantly clowning on everything they see. They’re always threatening mayhem in over-the-top ways, like saying they’re “gonna bomb clpl hq” in “aki koh a an touya ultraC alts why am i even surprised anymore lollololololol laughing out loud laughing my ass off i just burst out laughing im going to bomb clpl hq” and joking about killing game characters in “vivids and bad dogs shoulda stayed as separate duos vbs sucks ass kill an and kohane and all vbs vocaloids”, which fits Bart’s prankster, boundary-pushing energy. They show open contempt for authority and relatives similar to Bart’s attitude toward adults, as in “my fuckass relatives are here” and “yo someone slime out my stupid chud nephew this kid is gonna break both the laptop and the cats bones”. Their account is built around "haterism" and chaotic fandom takes, like “liking this sorry excuse of a game gotta count as masochism cuz it gives me nothing but pain and agony”, matching Bart’s love of stirring trouble and mocking what he’s obsessed with. Even when they’re genuinely excited or fixated, the feelings come out through caps-lock yelling and dramatic threats, as in “akitos hair looks so fluffy and cute I WANT HIM I WANT HIM I WANT THIS SO BAD IM GONNA KILL MYSELF”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to be both sincere and hyper-dramatic at the same time.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: most activities are solitary (reading BL, gaming, hyperfixations) and they complain about relatives and social noise rather than seeking interaction, e.g. “my fuckass relatives are here” and preferring to hyperfixate on games like Deltarune or Minecraft yaoi instead, as in “deltarune ch5 needs to come out quicker so i have smthn else to be hyperfixated on”. They show strong Intuition: their attention is on patterns, story potential, symbolism and speculative possibilities rather than concrete sensory details, such as reading relationship subtext in card art colors in “the orange kitties on touyas card and blue bird on akitos valen card..........hm...........” and repeatedly wishing for future narratives like “11:11 TOU6 WILL BE ABOUT AKITOU NOT HARUMICHI”. Their tone is distinctly Thinking over Feeling: they’re blunt, derisive, and prioritize critical judgments over harmony, for example “liking this sorry excuse of a game gotta count as masochism cuz it gives me nothing but pain and agony” and harsh, hyperbolic rants like “this hitler epstein game bro DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIENDIENDIE”, rather than trying to be tactful. They appear more Perceiving than Judging: they often go with the flow, forget meds, and act impulsively (e.g. considering rides despite pain in “yall think getting on one of those rides that spin u around while my stomach is in unbearable pain is a good idea”), and their approach to media is reactive and scattered, as in “i need to get hyperfixated on a game that doesnt make me want to kill myself from how bad it is”. Overall, a sarcastic, theory‑ and pattern‑oriented introvert who vents logically and critically about fandom/media with chaotic spontaneity fits INTP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep praying at 11:11 for TOU6 to be a good aibouyaoi event, but have you considered manifesting something else too—like an akitoya-obsessed date who’ll rant about CLPL with you until reset?
- You said you need a game that doesn’t make you want to kill yourself from how bad it is—good news, I’m not a game, but I *am* ready to be your new hyperfixation DLC: zero gacha, 100% akitoya slop analysis.
- You’re out here threatening to bomb CLPL HQ over Ultra C alts and calling it the ‘hitler epstein game’—I’m just saying, if you ever wanna redirect that unhinged energy into live-commenting prsk with someone who agrees An should be slimed out, I volunteer as tribute.
- You tweeted that Discord and Twitter never send you any notifs… if you let me, I’ll be the one notification that actually shows up: ‘@akitoublast, someone wants to talk about valentines Akito and hold your hand while you mald.’
- You said you’re a ‘load up whatever I wanna read and hope it doesn’t reload on its own’ type of guy—if I open up your isekai BL recs, will you stay on my screen, or are you gonna reload my life by showing up as the main love interest too?
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Professional Akitoya overthinker. Once slept 12 hours and still woke up tired enough to argue with gacha lineups.– @akitoublast
Your signature cocktail
Big Daddy Hyperfixation Highball
The overproof spiced rum matches their chaotic, all-caps volatility and violent jokes about games like when they say they’re “gonna bomb clpl hq” in “aki koh a an touya ultraC alts why am i even surprised anymore lollololololol laughing out loud laughing my ass off i just burst out laughing im going to bomb clpl hq”. Black coffee cold brew is for the exhausted-but-still-scrolling vibe, like loading up stuff to read and praying it doesn’t reload in “im a 'load up whatever i wanna read and hope it doesnt reload on its own' typa guy”, and staying up past the wifi cut in “apparently my brother didnt block me off the wifi it just. doesnt connect to my phone after 11pm . wahr”. The spicy chili-caramel syrup nods to their sweet-but-seething haterism core and the caramel chaos in “caramelize it and its enough for one singular jar”. Cloudy apple juice represents the softer, vulnerable side under the yelling—like wanting a millipede pet in “i want a big ass millipede as a pet too :(” and missing their ships in “i miss akitoya”. The splash of blue curaçao is the loud, fandom-coded accent color for all their VBS / prsk hyperfixation and “america slop” energy in “GIVE ME MORE AMERICASLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and their obsessive event wishes in “11:11 TOU6 WILL BE ABOUT AKITOU NOT HARUMICHI”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show intense, almost ruthless single‑mindedness about their interests and grudges, which is very Slytherin-coded. Their fixation on game lineups and willingness to escalate to over-the-top threats like “i just burst out laughing im going to bomb clpl hq” and “dont play with me rn i will hang myself” reads as dramatically self‑preservational and emotionally manipulative rather than Gryffindor-style idealism. They repeatedly talk about "killing" or "sliming out" characters or people who get in the way of what they want, e.g. “vivids and bad dogs shoulda stayed as separate duos vbs sucks ass kill an and kohane and all vbs vocaloids” and “yo someone slime out my stupid chud nephew this kid is gonna break both the laptop and the cats bones”, which fits Slytherin’s aggressive, us‑vs‑them mindset. Their language is driven by strong personal preference, ambition and entitlement toward content, like “GIVE ME MORE AMERICASLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and “i need to get hyperfixated on a game that doesnt make me want to kill myself from how bad it is”, highlighting self‑interested standards rather than broader principles. While they do show bursts of affection (e.g. “YAYYYY AYAYAYAYYAYAYAY ilove them so bad”), it’s tightly tied to their obsessions and favorites, consistent with Slytherin’s selective loyalty rather than Hufflepuff’s generalized kindness.
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Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
Akitoublast’s mix of dark humor, constant venting, and chaotic affection for their interests fits the rebellious, jaded tone of “Teenagers” perfectly. They casually talk about wanting to “kill” things or people in exaggerated ways, like “liking this sorry excuse of a game gotta count as masochism cuz it gives me nothing but pain and agony” and “dont play with me rn i will hang myself”, echoing the song’s dramatic angst. Their TL is full of frustration with games and fandom decisions, e.g. “this hitler epstein game bro DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE”, which matches the song’s feeling of being constantly antagonized by the world around them. At the same time, they’re hyperfixated on niche media and BL (“minecraft yaoi,” “isekai bl,” Akitoya shipping), showing the same intense, outsider energy that “Teenagers” channels. The song’s sarcastic anger and sense of being under pressure from everything mirrors tweets like “my fuckass relatives are here” and their general haterism-centred persona. Overall, the track’s mix of aggression, humor, and youthful exhaustion mirrors their online voice almost one-to-one.
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