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Like the gossip-prone and judgmental wife of the Springfield minister, @Aku_700 focuses on moral outrage and maintaining strict traditional social hierarchies. The user constantly champions Christian values while harshly critiquing others, such as when they claim “America is a Christian nation” or demand that we “Make children innocent again”. Much like Helen’s famous catchphrase "Won't somebody please think of the children?", this user utilizes alarmist rhetoric regarding social change, specifically stating that “Islamic Jihad is subversive and ongoing in America. Wake Up!”. Both the character and the user present a persona of pious superiority used to lecture the community on perceived 'indecency' and 'woke' propaganda.

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Aku_700 exhibits Extroversion (E) through a high-volume, attention-seeking posting style that demands public interaction, such as asking followers to “drop ❤️ if you're feeling proud”. Their Sensing (S) preference is shown in their focus on demographic statistics and physical traditions, frequently citing that “today America is 56.6% White” to anchor their worldview in concrete data. They demonstrate Thinking (T) through a blunt, uncompromising communication style that prioritizes rigid ideological consistency over social harmony, exemplified by their harsh critique of Stephen King as a “hypocritical elitist millionaire lecturing about 'no life experience' from an ivory tower”. Finally, their Judging (J) trait is evident in their desire for strict societal order and traditional structure, explicitly calling to “Make men masculine again. Make women feminine again”.

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Exploring the heart of America one bike ride at a time. I once spent 3 hours in a diner listening to a stranger's life story. Believer in truth and tradition.– @Aku_700

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This drink is as strong and unapologetic as Ashley herself, who proudly claims, “I'm a Trump Republican... and I'm not afraid to admit it!”. The base is a traditional American spirit reflecting her belief that “America is a Christian nation”, while the bitter orange represents her disdain for 'woke' Hollywood and the “Pure anti white propaganda” she sees in modern media. It’s a drink for someone who feels the world is “upside down” and prefers “Dogs over sharia”. Served cold and unfiltered, it’s designed for the “Independent” woman who isn't afraid to call herself a “side quest” when the vibes aren't right.

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Aku_700 exhibits the Slytherin traits of fierce ingroup loyalty, preservation of heritage, and a cunning use of engagement-baiting tactics to build influence. They express a desire to “Preserve it, protect it, fight for it” regarding their own racial identity and frequently use transactional promises of power, such as “I’ll follow you back 💯💯”, to grow their following. Their worldview is defined by traditional hierarchies and a rejection of those they deem outsiders, evidenced by their claim that “America was a better country when it was around 85% White”. This focus on legacy, status, and the strategic gathering of a like-minded 'clan' aligns perfectly with the resourcefulness and ambition of Slytherin house.

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This patriotic anthem perfectly aligns with @Aku_700's vocal nationalism and frequent expressions of American pride. Their profile is centered on traditional values and religious conviction, as seen in their bio which declares “Jesus Christ is King” and tweets stating “So proud to be an American!!”. The song's emphasis on standing up for the country matches their call to “preserve it, protect it, fight for it” regarding their heritage and core values. Furthermore, the track resonates with their explicit claim that “America is a Christian nation”, echoing the song's spiritual and patriotic blend.

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