Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Social justice advocacy: Consistently defends marginalized groups, stating “I love gay people I love trans people I love queer people”.
- Anti-extremist stance: Rejects radical political ideologies, telling “marxist or a leninist or a commie” followers to leave.
- Open-minded growth: Credits a “ukrainian lesbian couple” for changing their past homophobic views into progressive ones.
- Animal welfare supporter: Advocates for ethical food choices, claiming “slaughter free meat will always beat the real thing”.
- Community protection: Warns younger members of the furry fandom that “kids shouldn't be part of the furry fandom” due to grooming risks.
Weaknesses:
- Oversharing habits: Posts highly graphic personal details, such as “i truly wish i had a bigger dick” and bathroom experiences.
- Hypocritical behavior: Admits to being “suuuuuch a hypocrite” for exempting friends from the same criticism applied to strangers.
- Aggressive rhetoric: Uses violent language, suggesting “ukrainians should be allowed to kill 6 westerns a day”.
- Self-admitted attention-seeking: Openly describes themselves as an “attention seeking whore” who enjoys baiting adults into anger.
- Digital addiction: Acknowledge that their “brain has rotten to shit” and they need a break from social media.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, this user is a fiercely opinionated, hyper-progressive advocate who often feels intellectually isolated and frustrated by the 'brain melting' world around them. They share her anti-theist leanings and social activism, explicitly stating, “I am leftwing ... I support Ukraine I support Palestine”, while frequently clashing with those they deem less informed. Their cynicism regarding societal norms and the 'performative' nature of others mirrors Lisa’s frequent disillusionment, as seen when they claim “we live in a performative 'progressive' society”. Ultimately, their mix of high-minded ideals and a self-aware, sometimes 'annoying' insistence on justice—noting that “Twitter is my weapon of justice”—perfectly captures the spirit of Springfield's resident moral compass.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Akutastic demonstrates Extroversion (E) through an admitted craving for social friction and external validation, stating, “I'm such an attention seeking whore... me living rent free in their head... what a turn on bro”. Their Intuition (N) is shown by a preference for abstract political discourse over concrete daily life, though they admit to being “foggy” when not stimulated. They lean toward Thinking (T) with a blunt, often abrasive communication style that prioritizes 'calling out' illogical behavior, seen when they label others “retard” for missing their points. Finally, they embody Perceiving (P) through a chaotic, spontaneous posting habit, admitting that “60% of my posts are ironic” and showing a total lack of organized planning in their highly reactive feed.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high-quality cherry fragrance? Because you’re strong, sentimental, and I’m honestly fucking with your vibe heavy.
- I promise I’m not just performative—I’d actually choose a night out with you over a thousand 'valuable' YouTube self-help videos.
- Is your name Cobalt? Because discovering you just made my life feel like it finally has the right tools to work.
- I’m not a '80iq southeast chud,' so I can actually appreciate the critical thinking it takes to be as whimsical as you are.
- Forget the slopfest 9000—let’s go grab a kebab and complain about American colonialism until the sun comes up.
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Your new Twitter bio
Avid tea drinker and digital artist navigating the intersections of culture and politics. Once convinced to embrace progressivism by a savvy Ukrainian couple.– @Akutastic
Your signature cocktail
The Slopfest 9000 Progressive Sour
This cocktail is a chaotic mix of 'progressive but not commie' energy, served in a glass that reflects a user who says “i truly wish i had a bigger dick”. The dark tea base pays homage to being a “slut for dark tea”, while the cherry flavor captures their sentimental side because “cherry fragnances are always so strong yet sentimental for me”. It’s an experimental, high-strung drink for someone who feels “life since discovering cobalt tools” has changed, yet finds themselves constantly “arguing on Twitter”. The pierced garnish is essential, as the creator “needs piercings lowk” to complete the aesthetic of this unapologetically loud and contradictory beverage.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Akutastic embodies the fiery impulsiveness and blunt advocacy characteristic of Gryffindor, often using their platform to confront others directly. They display a classic 'hero complex' and a desire to act as a moral arbiter, explicitly stating, “Twitter is my weapon of justice, and the block button my bullet. Pow.” Their bravery is frequently expressed through confrontational stances against various political and social groups, such as when they demand, “if you're a marxist or a leninist or a commie or any of that garbage genuinely un fucking follow me”. While they occasionally admit to being an “attention seeking whore,” their willingness to be the “one who stands with them” regarding their beliefs confirms a personality rooted in bold, often reckless, conviction.
Your movie
Your song
High Pressure Low - The Orwells
Akutastic’s feed is a chaotic blend of aggressive progressivism, internal conflict, and the feeling of being trapped in a digital 'slopfest.' The song High Pressure Low captures their frantic energy and disdain for societal norms, mirrored in their claim that “Everyone on Twitter is a slave”. Their tendency to oscillate between intense horniness and political cynicism matches the song's gritty, restless vibe, especially when they admit, “my brain has rotten to shit. i am capable of so much more, but my mind is foggy”. Ultimately, the track fits someone who identifies as an “attention seeking whore” while simultaneously trying to navigate a world they view as “performative” and broken.
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