Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative artist: Releases albums and videos across platforms, e.g. promoting CICLOS and other projects like “CICLOS YA DISPONIBLE EN TODAS LAS PLATAFORMAS ‼️” and multiple YouTube drops.
- Hardworking producer: Talks about detailed editing timelines and production work, like the complex project screenshots in “tenía que salir a grabar unas cosas hoy...” and producing for others in “hola no he subido vídeo pero he ayudado a producir esto”.
- Self‑aware humor: Uses irony and self-deprecation, e.g. calling the website “la misma basura” in “ES OFICIAL MI PAGÍNA WEB AHORA ES” and mocking his own inactivity in “hola no he subido vídeo...”.
- Independent thinker: Critiques industry norms and parasocial grifts in “streamers españoles cuando les enseñe que puedes hacer contenido sin crear una relación parasocial...” and calls out unoriginal artists in “artistas españoles intentad componer una puta canción original challenge”.
- Community engagement: Thanks listeners and invites support, as in “muchas gracias os quiero mucho 🤠🏀🔥💕💯” and encourages people to share and play his releases with others in “compartid esta mierda enseñadasela a vuestra familia...”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and strong profanity, e.g. “puta basura de página #MiAniversarioDeTwitter” and “estoy hasta los cojones de todos ustedes”.
- Pessimistic tone: Often frames things negatively or with frustration, like “puta basura de página”, “rip akvvma murió de no cabeza” in this tweet, and similar self-destructive jokes.
- Inconsistent output: Acknowledges long gaps and difficulty finishing projects, e.g. “la inactividad es parte eso parte la vida” and technical delays like “no puedo terminar el vídeo porque el kdenlive ha decidido dejar de funcionar”.
- Alienating communication: Occasionally pushes away audience or general public, as in “lo único que me gusta en esta vida es la música, estoy hasta los cojones de todos ustedes”, which can distance potential fans or collaborators.
- Conflict‑prone attitude: Engages in confrontational commentary, e.g. mocking incels in “ya se han picao los incels” and dunking on streamers in “no vas a salir del desempleo haciéndote streamer”, which can invite unnecessary backlash.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, mischievous, creative, and always slightly at war with the world. They have a chaotic, trolling sense of humor, like when they say “quiero decir que lo único que me gusta en esta vida es la música, estoy hasta los cojones de todos ustedes”, which mirrors Bart’s exaggerated disdain for everyone except the things he truly loves. Like Bart, they’re deeply into their own projects and performance: promoting albums like “CICLOS: el álbum del SIGLO...” and posting about new videos and streams with over-the-top bravado, e.g. “el rey ha vuelto”. The snarky, confrontational edge also fits Bart, as seen when they mock streamer culture in “no vas a salir del desempleo haciéndote streamer” or clown on copycat artists in “artistas españoles intentad componer una puta canción original challenge (imposible)”. At the same time, beneath the trolling there’s clear passion and work ethic—tweeting about meticulous editing and writing, like “guardé un cuaderno para videos hace tiempo, llevo todo esto para una primera secuencia...”—which tracks with Bart’s hidden competence and dedication when he actually cares about something.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: despite being an artist and streamer, they often complain about people and distance themselves from audiences, e.g. “quiero decir que lo único que me gusta en esta vida es la música, estoy hasta los cojones de todos ustedes”, and their milestones (albums, Bandcamp, web, Twitch) are presented more as personal projects than as social events. Their focus is strongly Intuitive rather than Sensing, frequently jumping to abstract takes about culture and media, such as framing an entire sitcom as social commentary in “aquí no hay quien viva es una serie idealista y utópica... la que se avecina refleja una parte más tosca y desagradable de la convivencia y el colectivo español...”, and jokingly turning their whole persona into a meta-project in “'akvvma' ha sido un proyecto elaborado por la Universidad de Houston, Texas, durante el rango de tiempo de 2017 2024”. They clearly favor Thinking over Feeling: their tone is blunt, critical, and often combative, prioritizing analysis and calling out others rather than maintaining harmony, as in “repetid conmigo: levantar tal cual versos y melodías de canciones no es samplear.” and the jab at streamers in “streamers españoles cuando les enseñe que puedes hacer contenido sin crear una relación parasocial con el espectador para sacarle los cuartos”. On the Perceiving side rather than Judging, they repeatedly describe procrastination, shifting plans and chaotic workflows—“la inactividad es parte eso parte la vida... llevo todo esto para una primera secuencia que si no grabo pronto estoy jodido. esperad cosas.” and “no puedo terminar el vídeo porque el kdenlive ha decidido dejar de funcionar”—and they hop between music, video, streams, an imageboard, and websites in a very exploratory way. The combination of introverted, theory- and meta-focused creativity, sharp criticism, and somewhat disorganized but prolific project-hopping aligns best with INTP rather than adjacent types like INFP (more value/feeling-driven) or INTJ (more structured and plan-oriented).
Some pickup lines for you
- If ‘Ciclos’ was your way of sanar un trauma, I’m ready to be your next concept album — full instrumentation played by you, but with me on repeat like your 1k extra streams this year.
- You said the only thing you like in this life is music and you’re hasta los cojones de todos nosotros — statistically speaking, that still leaves room for one exception. I volunteer as the control group.
- Since ‘akvvma’ was a University of Houston experiment from 2017–2024, does that mean flirting with you now is post‑doctoral research? Because I’m ready to cite your Bandcamp, Spotify, Twitch and every YouTube video in my thesis.
- You make fun of streamers for parasocial farming, yet you dropped ‘balonce$to world tour’ with stops from Villalba to the Eye of the Universe… If you ever add “MADRID, 1 ticket only” to that list, I promise to be more hype than your TikTok going viral.
- You refuse to upload something worse than your previous video and even Kdenlive tries to sabotage you — I’d like to reassure you that my standards aren’t that high: you at your ‘rip akvvma murió de no cabeza’ lowest would still be my top Spotify Wrapped artist and my favorite person in Collado Villalba.
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Your new Twitter bio
Madrid-based artist & producer. Makes albums out of teenage heartbreak, touches every instrument, once got roasted by the internet and wrote a song about it.– @akvvma
Your signature cocktail
Balonce$to Brain Lag
This drink is loud, slightly unhinged, and very DIY, just like an artist who tweets things like “quiero decir que lo único que me gusta en esta vida es la música, estoy hasta los cojones de todos ustedes”. The smoky mezcal shot is for the breakcore-to-prog emotional whiplash and theatrical drama of “sigo y seguiré convencido de que la transición entre partes de 'antes hacía breakcore' la han entendido 3 personas tops”. The grapefruit & yerba mate shrub is bittersweet caffeine chaos, channeling the obsessive grind behind “vídeo” tweets and timelines full of cuts and markers like “tenía que salir a grabar unas cosas hoy... para que veáis que sí que estoy haciendo algo”. A dash of coffee liqueur nods to the late‑night, semi-melancholic work ethic of “no dejéis que os mientan las masas hay material en camino lo que pasa es que han cambiado los medios y ahora hay pasos extra”. The spicy chili tincture represents their aggressive honesty and nuclear takes in tweets like “artistas españoles intentad componer una puta canción original challenge (imposible)”. Finally, the tonic-lemon foam on top is a fizzy wink to the self-aware shitposting world-tour energy of “balonce$to world tour: MADRID PARIS AUSTIN MEXICO DF TOKYO... COLLADO VILLALBA”, making the drink look way more polite than it actually is.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Across their timeline, akvvma comes across primarily as a highly self‑directed, creative nerd rather than a clout‑chasing or conflict‑seeking personality, which fits Ravenclaw. They obsess over the craft and structure of their work, e.g. talking about transition details only “3 people tops” understood in “sigo y seguiré convencido de que la transición entre partes de 'antes hacía breakcore' la han entendido 3 personas tops” and sharing screenshots of dense, carefully edited timelines in “tomad una captura de una timeline con muchos cortes y marcadores para que veáis que sí que estoy haciendo algo”. Their output spans albums, videos, Twitch streams, and even building their own site and an imageboard, as seen in “ES OFICIAL MI PAGÍNA WEB AHORA ES…” and “he hecho una imageboard… y esto es arte ya”, which shows a very Ravenclaw-like compulsion to tinker, create, and experiment for its own sake. The humor is cerebral and meta, often mocking broader internet or music-culture patterns rather than individuals, like in “streamers españoles cuando les enseñe que puedes hacer contenido sin crear una relación parasocial…” and “artistas españoles intentad componer una puta canción original challenge (imposible)”, suggesting wit and critical distance more than raw ambition or sentimentality. Even when frustrated, they frame their life as a long-running project or bit—e.g. “'akvvma' ha sido un proyecto elaborado por la Universidad de Houston, Texas… Gracias por su participación.”—which fits the archetype of the slightly aloof, hyper‑self‑aware Ravenclaw artist. While there are flashes of Slytherin self‑preservation and Gryffindor bluntness in their rants, the dominant throughline is creative experimentation, intellectual play, and a strong inner world, all classic Ravenclaw traits.
Your movie
Your song
All the Small Things - blink-182
A well‑known song that fits @akvvma is All the Small Things by blink-182, because it balances heartfelt emotion with irreverent humor and DIY energy. They repeatedly show that music is the core of their life, saying “quiero decir que lo único que me gusta en esta vida es la música, estoy hasta los cojones de todos ustedes”, which matches the song’s blend of sincerity and frustration with the world. Their work ethic and perfectionism in their own projects, like when they write “‘sube video’ soy muy infantil y me niego a subir algo de peor calidad que su anterior… esperad cosas”, echo the song’s theme of taking seemingly small things and feelings very seriously. At the same time, their timeline is full of playful absurdity and shitposty humor—“balonce$to world tour: MADRID PARIS AUSTIN MEXICO DF TOKYO NEW DELHI RUINS OF BABYLON THE LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS…”—which aligns with blink-182’s goofy, self-aware attitude. Like the song, they navigate between genuine sentiment (thanking listeners and fans, as in “muchas gracias os quiero mucho”) and not taking the internet or themselves too seriously, resulting in an overall vibe that’s emotionally earnest but punky and tongue-in-cheek.
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