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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, funny, and very online in a way that feels like Bart with a smartphone. Their timeline is full of playful dramatics and faux-violence, like “HELPLP HELP ALED FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH” and “THROWS THIS AT YOU HARD AND FAST LIKE A BRICK”, which fits Bart’s over-the-top, prankster energy. They constantly clown on others and themselves in a very teen-rebel way, e.g. “FUCK THIS SHIT DUDE MY PARENTS ARE MAKING ME DO THE DISHES…” and “I FUCKING GATE IXLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”, echoing Bart’s constant war with authority and chores. At the same time, there’s a softer, loyal side under the chaos, like being excited about an IRL liking their niche interests in “MY IRL LIKES HETALIA GUYS AND HES COOL GUYS OK AND AWESOME” and being genuinely hurt by drama in “please PLEASE leave me alone I am BEGGING you…”, which mirrors Bart’s mix of bravado and vulnerability. Their self-description as an “ANNOYING 13 YEAR OLD” in “IM AWESOME AND CHILL OK… DONT BE SCARED IM JUST AN ANNOYING 13 YEAR OLD” also lines up perfectly with Bart’s age, attitude, and self-aware troublemaker persona.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraverted (E) energy: they constantly seek interaction, invite people to DM or add them on Discord, and openly share about their life, e.g. “IM AWESOME AND CHILL OK MY DISCORD IS al3dcutt3r IF U WANNA TALK ON THERE !!!! DONT BE SCARED IM JUST AN ANNOYING 13 YEAR OLD” and repeatedly ask followers to send anonymous messages (“send me gims or I cough on you and give you covid”). Their fandom-heavy, imaginative way of talking and tendency to dramatize situations points to Intuition (N) more than concrete Sensing, as seen in abstract, playful framing like “still damsel in distress. men can be damsels too. also a dame is also a term for a woman” and self-narrativizing posts about rebirth such as “I'm sure that in 100 years I'll be reborn as a beautiful girl”. Their values and emotions are front-and-center, showing Feeling (F): they talk about ED recovery with Alfred helping them (“alfreds words here have gen helped me with my ed recovery...”), express hurt and desperation about being harassed (“please PLEASE leave me alone I am BEGGING you PLEASE...”), and are openly affectionate toward friends and characters. Finally, they appear spontaneous and reactive rather than structured, indicating Perceiving (P): they frequently post in the moment about being sick or distracted (“im in the middle of writing a mini play for school... I accidentally open my twitter tab. this is the first thing I see”), constantly debate changing their layout (“kinda wanna change the layouuuuuttt”), and generally let their mood and whims drive their behavior. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative fandom focus, emotional expressiveness, and flexible, chaotic organization—ENFP is the best fit.

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13 • chronic Hetalia enjoyer who once convinced their history teacher to watch it • usually sick, drawing, or yelling about Denmark from the couch– @al3dcutt3r

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This cocktail is loud, chaotic, and sweet with a little burn—just like Aled yelling about winter and COVID with a hot rag on their head, feeling "like england" while sick and dramatic "being sick WHILE ITS FREEZJNG OUTSIDE is the worst thing ever I'm already freezing my ass off now I have both covid AND a cold I have a fuck ass hot rag on my head I look and feel like england it's 3:37 in the morning I HATE THIS". The cherry soda and cola base captures their hyper-online, sugar-rush timeline full of capslock and fandom brainrot, especially their Hetalia obsessions like celebrating Prussia’s birthday "GUYS ITS THE AWESOME PRUSSIAS BIRTHDAY" and dragging Denmark mid-homework "this is the first thing I see. fuck you Denmark I hate you.". Fiery cinnamon syrup stands in for their constant ranting, swearing, and going feral at tiny things, like threatening to weaponize their minor status on friends "one of my v close friends turns 18 this year and I cant WAIT to be like 'YOURE TEXTING A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'" and their explosive hatred of IXL "I FUCKING GATE IXLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL". Lemon sherbet cools it down with a tart, playful edge that reflects their self-aware, theatrical teen drama—still a kid, loudly announcing "13 !!!!!" in their bio and insisting "IM AWESOME AND CHILL OK" while calling themself "just an annoying 13 year old" "IM AWESOME AND CHILL OK MY DISCORD IS al3dcutt3r IF U WANNA TALK ON THERE !!!! DONT BE SCARED IM JUST AN ANNOYING 13 YEAR OLD". The glittery sprinkles represent their yume-filled, hyper-romantic inner world and self-insert fantasies, like their gooey affection for Alfred and yumeing helping with ED recovery "alfreds words here have gen helped me with my ed recovery but also like yumeshipping him in general has really helpped yk". Finally, the optional bitters mist is a nod to the darker, stressed side of their feed—ex-friend drama and begging to be left alone "please PLEASE leave me alone I am BEGGING you PLEASE I don't know what I did to you I just want to be left alone..."—just a light haze over an otherwise candy-bright, chaotic, non-alcoholic fizz.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline reads as very impulsive, dramatic, and confrontational in a way that fits Gryffindor. They vent loudly and publicly about family and unfair chores in tweets like “FUCK THIS SHIT DUDE MY PARENTS ARE MAKING ME DO THE DISHES CAUSE MY BROTHER IS 'SICK'...”, which shows a bold, reactive nature rather than quiet patience. They also broadcast intense emotional situations with ex‑friends and harassment, pleading but still putting everything out there, as in “please PLEASE leave me alone I am BEGGING you PLEASE...”, suggesting a tendency to confront conflict head‑on instead of withdrawing. Their posts are full of exaggerated, heroic language—“HELPLP HELP ALED FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH” and “send me gims or I cough on you and give you covid”—which reads like someone who enjoys performing their own chaos in a very Gryffindor way. They clearly care about people and justice (for example being excited to jokingly call out an older friend as “YOURE TEXTING A MINORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”), but it manifests more as loud, emotional calling‑out than as quiet loyalty or strategic maneuvering. Overall, the combination of dramatics, outspokenness, and willingness to stir things up in public aligns more with Gryffindor than with the other houses.

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Aled’s whole presence is chaotic, dramatic, and very online-teen-coded, which fits the rebellious, overwhelmed vibe of Teenagers. They openly talk about being 13 and chronically online, saying things like “IM AWESOME AND CHILL OK... IM JUST AN ANNOYING 13 YEAR OLD”, which matches the song’s focus on messy adolescence. The song’s mix of anger and humor parallels how they rant about life and school, like “FUCK THIS SHIT DUDE MY PARENTS ARE MAKING ME DO THE DISHES...” and “I FUCKING GATE IXLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL”. At the same time, they show real vulnerability about harassment and being overwhelmed, as in “please PLEASE leave me alone I am BEGGING you PLEASE...”, mirroring the song’s undercurrent of fear and pressure. Their mix of fandom brainrot, dark humor, and genuine emotion makes Teenagers feel like it could be playing behind their entire timeline.

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