Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Frugal Tech Savvy: Demonstrates practical knowledge of “Torrenting” to avoid unnecessary subscription costs.
- Decisive Gamer: Shows a clear preference for “AAA games” and is willing to abandon titles like Doom 3 when they lose his interest.
- Ambitious Outlook: Encourages a mindset of “dream big” to achieve significant success.
- Philanthropic Intent: Expresses a desire to “donating all the money” to causes he values, such as Israel.
- Direct Communication: Uses blunt language to express opinions on “landlord hate” and political figures.
Weaknesses:
- Extreme Misogyny: Advocates that “Women should be banned from video games” and should have no societal influence.
- Violent Rhetoric: Uses horrific language regarding sexual violence, claiming life is defined by “the rаре ӏіfе”.
- Hateful Bigotry: Employs racial slurs and antisemitic tropes, such as referring to “goyim” and using the N-word.
- Eugenicist Views: Openly supports “eugenics” and calls for social credit systems to target marginalized groups.
- Malicious Cruelty: Publicly mocks individuals with disabilities, comparing a woman to “Amber Heard if she had down syndrome”.
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Like Sideshow Bob, @al_cresomar exhibits a profound sense of intellectual superiority and an intense, violent hatred for those they deem 'lesser' or part of a 'turd world.' The user's rhetoric is defined by extreme, authoritarian misanthropy, such as when they claim “Wanting to nuke the entire global south and ban women from video games are the most sane positions to hold”. Much like Bob’s elitist disdain for 'low-brow' culture, the user dismisses modern media as “tiktok bait and fodder for essaysloptroons”. Their bio as a 'vessel' and their desire to see the destruction of others, specifically hoping Trump will “hit three gorges dam next”, mirrors the theatrical, genocidal villainy often seen in The Simpsons' most sophisticated antagonist.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Al_cresomar displays Introversion through a focus on solitary digital experiences, such as gaming and pirating media, rather than social engagement, and a bio that suggests a detached, internal identity as a “current vessel”. Their Intuitive side is shown through a preoccupation with grand, provocative societal visions and eugenics, as seen when they discuss “envisioned futures from bright minds” and abstract social credit systems. The Thinking preference is clear in their blunt, hyper-logical, and often aggressive dismissal of emotional appeals, characterized by an “outspokenly against eugenics” stance and a complete lack of diplomacy. Finally, they exhibit Judging traits through their rigid, elitist standards for society and media, firmly asserting that certain “sane positions” should be enforced to achieve a specific “best possible future.”
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the Three Gorges Dam? Because I’m ready to let Trump hit this if it means seeing a smile on your face.
- I promise I’m not an indie game—I’ve actually got a budget, high production value, and I won’t leave you feeling like a ‘patrician’ larping through a walking simulator.
- You can keep the lottery winnings for the IDF, because being with you already feels like I hit the jackpot (and I didn't even have to pirate this feeling).
- I may not be Peter Thiel, but I’d support a social credit system if it meant ranking you #1 in my world every single day.
- Is your name Doom 3? Because I definitely wouldn't quit you after the Vagary—I’m in it for the long haul, no mobile lift required.
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Your new Twitter bio
Tech enthusiast and gaming critic. I enjoy exploring indie development, discussing global policy, and advocating for more accountability in digital media.– @al_cresomar
Your signature cocktail
The Goyim-Glow Scorch
This abrasive concoction is fueled by a volatile mix of extreme Zionism and fringe edgelord aesthetics, mirroring the user's claim that they “did it all for 3 things: Hitler, Israel and Cunny.” The overproof wine base represents their aggressive pro-Israel stance, frequently expressed through promises like “If I ever win the lottery I'm donating all the money to Israel.” The bitter grapefruit and liquid smoke capture their intense vitriol toward 'goyim' and women, especially their desire to “ban women from video games” under penalty of labor. Finally, the melted sorbet mocks the 'indie slop' they despise, served in a glass as cold as their outlook on “turd worldists” and 'fats'.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Al_cresomar exhibits the classic Slytherin traits of elitism, ambition, and a desire for social stratification. They display a cold, analytical preference for eugenics and social credit systems, stating “Even those most outspokenly against eugenics secretly support it” and advocating for a system “specifically targetting fat 'people'”. Their resourcefulness and self-preservation are evident in their pride regarding piracy, asking “What even is the excuse for not pirating now?” while showing total disdain for those they deem inferior. Ultimately, their alignment with power and Darwinian hierarchies—exemplified by the claim “growing up is realising Jews are right about goyim”—solidifies their place in the house of ambition and cunning.
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Your song
The Beautiful People - Marilyn Manson
This song’s focus on social Darwinism and the 'size of your steeple' reflects the user's extreme elitism and obsession with hierarchy. They openly advocate for eugenics and discriminatory systems, such as wanting to “develop a social credit system like china but specifically targetting fat 'people'”. The track's aggressive tone matches their hostile worldview where they claim that “wanting to ոսkе thе еոtіrе gӏоbаӏ ѕоսth” is a sane position. Ultimately, the song explores the grotesque nature of human hate, mirroring a user who states their life is dedicated to “Hitler, Israel and Cunny”.
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