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Lisa fits best because Alan is clearly intellectually curious and artsy, constantly talking about film, music, and books, and even making their own creative work like fanart and wallpapers, as seen in posts like “Made blur wallpapers for fun” and their Tron and MST3K drawings. They have very specific, sometimes niche fixations—Blur, FNAF, Tron, Doctor Who, The Beatles—which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to deep-dive into her interests and become intensely passionate, as in “i’ve officially watched fnaf 2 and i could write an essay about michael afton”. The user also shows a moral and political conscience, calling out propaganda and defending marginalised groups in “People will do anything but realise they’ve fallen for propaganda that’s meant to sexualise and demonise a group of people…”, which is very Lisa-coded. Their love-hate relationship with school and math—liking math only when it makes sense and hating certain classes, as in “I hate that I like math when I understand it 🙈” and “I hate my college readiness math class GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE”—also matches Lisa’s academic stress and perfectionist tendencies. Finally, the way they feel slightly out of step with popular opinion on ships or movies, like “Hating ships everyone loves has me thinking im about to be assassinated”, echoes Lisa’s experience of often being the odd one out in her social circles.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): their interests skew toward solitary, immersive fixations—Blur, FNAF, Tron, MST3K, books and art—rather than constant social events, and they explicitly split their online presence with a priv account for more personal opinions (“made a priv twt bc I like tweeting my opinions but not on main: @needyndtiredugh”), showing a value for selective sharing. Their focus on interpretations, symbolism, and fictional possibilities suggests Intuition (N), like analyzing music videos for fic (“Me studying the Parklife MV for my gramon AU fic like”) or designing post-Legacy Tron concepts (“I decided to draw a (very rough) design of what Tron could’ve looked like after Legacy :)”). They prioritize values and emotional reactions over detached logic, fitting Feeling (F): they talk about being emotionally conflicted about songs and characters (“Every time I remember this song is probably about Damon, I feel very conflicting emotions”) and make strong value-based statements on social issues (“People will do anything but realise they’ve fallen for propaganda that’s meant to sexualise and demonise a group of people…”). Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous rather than rigidly structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they frequently describe being overwhelmed by school and going with the flow (“3 weeks into first semester and I’m already at my wits end, someone send help”) and embracing new fixations as they come (“I’ve gotten back into my Tron fixation…”). Altogether, the combination of introspective fandom immersion, imaginative reinterpretation of media, emotionally-charged takes, and a laid‑back, reactive approach to life is most consistent with INFP.

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Film student brain, Blur on loop, writing AUs between math homework. Once wrote an essay about FNAF lore for fun and no one stopped me.– @alagramss

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is wired but artsy—blackberry Earl Grey gin for the film/art/book kid who obsesses over details like “Me studying the Parklife MV for my gramon AU fic like” and sketches Tron concepts between classes. Cold brew coffee ice cubes capture the exhausted student in “3 weeks into first semester and I’m already at my wits end, someone send help” and “I hate my college readiness math class GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE”, giving slow-release chaos energy. The sparkling yuzu lemonade is bright and slightly offbeat, like someone who earnestly tweets about blur fixation and declares that “Think Tank is honestly in the top 3 Blur albums #ForMe”. A dash of blue curaçao nods to their Blur/fandom blues and late-night song spirals such as “Every time I remember this song is probably about Damon, I feel very conflicting emotions”. Finally, the edible silver glitter rim represents the unapologetically online, fandom-brain sparkle of “what a fnaf special interest does to a guy” and the dramatic joy of “this might’ve just been the greatest high of my life #breachalpharetta”.

Your Hogwarts House
Alan reads as a clear Ravenclaw because of how much they enjoy digging into media, patterns, and ideas. They literally describe themselves studying a music video for fic research in “Me studying the Parklife MV for my gramon AU fic like”, which shows analytical deep-diving into art for creative purposes. Their ongoing struggles with math are framed less as pure hatred and more as frustration with how it’s taught, like in “the concept of my math class using videos to teach us the lesson instead of using class time to work it out in real time WHAT ARE WE DOING” and “I hate that I like math when I understand it 🙈”, which points to a mind that actually enjoys understanding complex concepts once they click. Their fandom habits are also very Ravenclaw: they talk about wanting to write an essay on Michael Afton in “i’ve officially watched fnaf 2 and i could write an essay about michael afton” and lament the lack of Can’t Hardly Wait fanfic in “ao3 BARELY GOT ANY FANFICS FOR IT what is this special type of hell scape”, showing both creativity and a desire for more meta and narrative exploration. Their Tron and MST3K fanart posts like “made a few sketches of Alan Bradley (first name twin lol) from Tron since he’s my favourite character and deserves more appreciation !” and “little sketch of the possible weekly 'exercise' Joel and the bots would've gotten up to on the satellite of love lol” further emphasize a creative, thoughtful engagement with stories and characters rather than just passive consumption. Overall, the combination of analysis, meta, and art-centered engagement fits Ravenclaw’s love of learning and creativity better than the defining traits of the other houses.

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A well‑known song that best fits them is Parklife by Blur. They’re very openly in a Blur fixation, from “Think Tank is honestly in the top 3 Blur albums #ForMe” to “top tier blur song icl”, so choosing an iconic Blur track matches their current identity. Parklife’s half-spoken, observational lyrics about everyday life and odd little details line up with how they tweet intensely about niche interests, like FNAF, Tron, and specific ships, as in “i’ve officially watched fnaf 2 and i could write an essay about michael afton”. It also fits their sense of humor and slightly chaotic fandom brain, captured perfectly in “Me studying the Parklife MV for my gramon AU fic like”, where they’re literally mining the song’s video for fic inspo. The energetic, slightly eccentric Britpop vibe of Parklife matches their mix of earnest passion and playful irony in tweets like “Hating ships everyone loves has me thinking im about to be assassinated”.

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