Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating jokes and playful tone about uni and life, like laughing at exam stress in “en vd la vida no es una mierda y no soy una decepción simplemente estoy de exámenes👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻”.
- Social: Frequently seeks company and shared plans, e.g. asking for someone to join her in queues or at campus in “alguien q me haga compañía en la facultad de educación ahí👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻” and “hola alguien m hace compañía en la cola de c marí”.
- Hardworking: Despite complaining, she consistently pushes through heavy exam periods and tough subjects, as in “están siendo los peores exámenes de mi vida pero ey que mañana acabo👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻” and “me tiene que caer una puta bendición para aprobar contabilidad”.
- Emotionally-aware: Openly names her feelings and mental state, like feeling “cooked,” “exhausted,” or overwhelmed in “probablemente mates financieras sea la peor asignatura que he tenido en mi puta vida…” and “yo m estoy volviendo puta loca”.
- Affectionate: Shows warmth and appreciation toward people and small joys, such as being happy about a uni coffee in “m hace tan feliz q me hagan un barraquito en la cafetería de la uni” and wanting flowers in “denme flores mientras siga vivo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Talks harshly about herself in academic contexts, e.g. “definitivamente m mataré nunca pensé llegar a este punto académico” and “pues nada lo q toca una vez + de buena soy tonta”.
- Stress-prone: Expresses high anxiety and being overwhelmed by studies repeatedly, like “no había estado tan nerviosa desde la ebau yo creo👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿” and “la puta universidad no me deja ponerme al día con la universidad”.
- Negative-language: Often uses very strong or aggressive phrasing about situations, for example “bro debería ser ilegal hacer un puto examen con el calor q hace en vlc” and “bombardeen la tlp que son putos y me despertaron”.
- Rumination: Tends to dwell on academic comparison and FOMO, as seen in “la comparación académica me matará❤️” and repeated mentions of missing events like “hola tengo fomo del baile de magos”.
- Impulsive-sharing: Posts intense reactions in the moment (e.g. “me mataré”, “nunca jamás comeré salchipapa #trauma” in “nunca jamás comeré salchipapa #trauma”), which can dramatize situations and amplify negativity publicly.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely resembles Lisa Simpson: a bright, stressed student who cares about learning but constantly complains about the pressure. She often vents about university and exams with dramatic flair, like “probablemente mates financieras sea la peor asignatura que he tenido en mi puta vida para qué quiero valorar rentas fraccionadas de razón geométrica pregunta muy seria” and “en vd la vida no es una mierda y no soy una decepción simplemente estoy de exámenes👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻”, which fits Lisa’s overachiever angst. Her curiosity and ambition show in tweets about German and tools like Notion, such as “hola cómo coño se usa el notion” and “de momento mi palabra fav en alemán es kühlschrank 🙂↕️”, echoing Lisa’s love of languages and self-improvement. At the same time, she has a sarcastic, self-aware humor and occasional existential mini-crises—“definitivamente m mataré nunca pensé llegar a este punto académico” and “que coño me está pasando”—that feel like a more online, Canarian Lisa. Her mix of heartfelt sentiment (“denme flores mientras siga vivo”) and social observation about people and relationships rounds out that Lisa-like blend of sensitivity, brains, and occasional melodrama.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESFP
They lean Extrovert (E) because they constantly reference friends, crowds, and wanting company at events and on campus, e.g. asking for someone to keep them company in lines or at uni: “hola alguien m hace compañía en la cola de c marí” and “alguien q me haga compañía en la facultad de educación ahí👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻”, plus frequent FOMO about parties and festivals like “me va a dar todo el fomo no ir a hoke”. Their style is strongly Sensing (S): they talk about concrete, present experiences—heat in exams, specific buses, coffee, traffic, festivals—rather than abstract theories, e.g. “bro debería ser ilegal hacer un puto examen con el calor q hace en vlc que cojones es este horno” and “chicos la 139 cambió la ruta ahora va a la punta”. They clearly favor Feeling (F) over detached logic, reacting emotionally and relationally to situations and people: “en vd la vida no es una mierda y no soy una decepción simplemente estoy de exámenes👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻” and “pues nada lo q toca una vez + de buena soy tonta” emphasize self-worth, mood, and interpersonal hurt rather than rational analysis. Their spontaneity and go-with-the-flow approach suggest Perceiving (P): they often react last-minute to exams, events, and transport instead of presenting themselves as organized planners, e.g. “me tiene que caer una puta bendición para aprobar contabilidad” and “bueno entonces cuando empieza el riverland”. The overall picture is someone energetic, socially oriented, focused on sensory experiences and fun, emotionally expressive, and flexible rather than structured—traits that align best with ESFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said German is ‘so ugly’ but you still study it… if you can put that much effort into something you don’t like, imagine the dedication you’d give to someone you actually fancy 👀🇩🇪
- You surviving exams in Valencia heat, cooked with the Deutsch and still missing Tenerife? We could revise together: 1) you teach me how to say Kühlschrank, 2) I teach you how not to be ‘una decepción’, because honestly your TL is already top tier.
- You thanked River for all those water points because they saved you from ‘almost dying’ at the festival — I volunteer as your personal water station next time: hydration, shade and mid-concert gossip included. 💧
- If the university is killing you, mates financieras is the worst subject of your life and comparison is ‘going to kill you’, let me be the extra-credit assignment that’s actually easy and boosts your average happiness by at least two points.
- You getting lost in Arrancapins with no guaguas or tranvías sounded chaotic… Next time we ‘accidentally’ miss the bus on purpose: you handle the playlist like in that taxi to Costa Teguise, and I’ll pretend we’re just living our best simulation day together.
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Tenerife ➜ Valencia uni life. German student who hates German, survives exams with barraquitos, and once swore off salchipapas forever.– @albabmarrero
Your signature cocktail
Kühlschrank FOMO Fizz
This cocktail mixes barraquito vibes with student chaos: the barraquito-infused cold brew and condensed milk are a love letter to their uni ritual, inspired by “m hace tan feliz q me hagan un barraquito en la cafetería de la uni”. Canarian honey rum anchors the drink in Tenerife and the islands they bounce between, echoing “tan contenta de volver a la isla pero troste de irme de mi perfecta valencia😔😔😔😔😔”. The tropical maracuyá soda captures their hyper, festival-loving side from tweets like “se viene tan buen mes bof” and “gracias river por los 8374829394 puntos de agua me salvaron de mi casi muerte”. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur stands for exam and degree stress in “me tiene que caer una puta bendición para aprobar contabilidad” and “definitivamente m mataré nunca pensé llegar a este punto académico”. Finally, the lime peel over crushed ice gives a sharp, irreverent finish that matches their cooked-German, slightly chaotic humor in “estoy completamente cooked con el deutsch💪💪💪” and their deadpan FOMO like “hola tengo fomo del baile de magos”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Alba’s account revolves around slogging through uni, exams, and daily grind, which fits Hufflepuff’s hard‑working, persevering vibe. She repeatedly pushes herself academically despite stress, like when she says “bro debería ser ilegal hacer un puto examen con el calor q hace en vlc que cojones es este horno” and still keeps going, or when she laments “me tiene que caer una puta bendición para aprobar contabilidad” but doesn’t give up. There’s also a grounded, kind loyalty to her people and places: she shows affection for home and friends with tweets like “tan contenta de volver a la isla pero troste de irme de mi perfecta valencia😔😔😔😔😔” and “combatiendo el fomo de la romería✊🏻”, which points to strong attachment and loyalty rather than ambition or grandstanding. Even when overwhelmed, she frames her crisis around exams — e.g. “en vd la vida no es una mierda y no soy una decepción simplemente estoy de exámenes👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻” — showing a very down‑to‑earth, Hufflepuff way of coping instead of dramatic heroics (Gryffindor) or cold strategizing (Slytherin). She’s witty, but her focus isn’t on abstract intellect (Ravenclaw) so much as surviving the workload, caring about friends, and enduring stress with humor, all of which are classic Hufflepuff traits.
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pegarte - Lola Índigo, Juacko & La Pantera
The song pegarte fits them because it’s upbeat, playful, and very Spanish/urban, matching their festival and party side, like when they say “llévenme al costa sonora” and “llévenme al baile de magos de cande”. The track has a confident, fun energy that aligns with tweets where they joke dramatically about exams and life, such as “definitivamente m mataré nunca pensé llegar a este punto académico” and “en vd la vida no es una mierda y no soy una decepción simplemente estoy de exámenes👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻”. They clearly love Spanish music and summer vibes, shown by “lucho y juan magán era lo q yo necesitaba pa verano” and going to Riverland and other events, which matches the danceable, festival-ready feel of pegarte. The song’s flirty, carefree attitude also fits with their humorous, slightly chaotic tweeting style and their references to FOMO and nights out, like “hola tengo fomo del baile de magos”. Overall, pegarte captures their mix of fiesta, drama, and good humor in a way that feels very authentic to their timeline.
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