Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Constant enthusiastic posting about Blur, Beatles, Britpop and ships like mclennon/gramon, e.g. “i wake up, my man i take a shit, my man…”.
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and absurd humor, like “in my #bathroom taking a #shit thinking about #mclennon & #gramon…” and “when you don’t have summer break… so u just rawdogged the whole semester by reading yaoi”.
- Community‑oriented: Actively looks for and engages with mutuals/oomfs, e.g. “can i have more britpop oomfs say yes if u want to be oomfs” and “anyone wanna be moots on airbuds”.
- Creative writer: Writes and shares fanfic and AUs, such as “here’s mclennon co parenting au damn i can’t write for shit” and mentions a future mclennon x gramon crossover “gonna write gramon x mclennon crossover im crazy lik that”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about media and life, like “just a bit of tmi i cried watching the beatles anthology” and “seeing oomfs posts about gramon hcs… genuinely gave me more reasons to live”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing toward others, e.g. “girl fuck off” and “this country is FUCKD up”.
- Overfixation: Focus on parasocial crushes and ships dominates daily life, as in “3 hours of talking about damon albarn to my new friend” and “i wish im in a popular band & have a homoerotic situationship with my bandmate”.
- Self‑criticism: Talks down about their own work and skills, e.g. “damn i can’t write for shit” and feeling inadequate compared to others’ headcanons “lowkey making me feel like im not doing it right enough”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets very unfiltered thoughts, including bathroom TMI and intense fantasies, like “in my #bathroom taking a #shit…” and “got to be a room attendant… all i can think about… doing it on the bed”.
- Emotional volatility: Shifts quickly between excitement, anger, and distress, for example “FFUuckkkkkkk you guys are gonna see ten people dragging me to a psych ward after this” alongside highly ecstatic stan posts like “HE’Sshsssssooo hemssooo he’s sooo😭😭😭”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: very online, intensely fixated on their special interests, smart and self-aware but also dramatic and emotional. Like Lisa with jazz and books, they deep-dive into niche obsessions such as The Beatles, Britpop, and shipping dynamics, e.g. “in my #bathroom taking a #shit thinking about #mclennon & #gramon while #writing my future #mclennon x #gramon crossover #fic” and “3 hours of talking about damon albarn to my new friend, i don’t think she’d want me to be her friend anymore”. Their posts show a mix of sincere feeling and over-the-top reaction, like crying over Beatles media and fandom things: “just a bit of tmi i cried watching the beatles anthology”. They’re also politically and socially opinionated, taking shots at bad takes or bigotry, e.g. “imagine being so fucking obsessed with a country you made an account dedicated to hate on said country like.. omg” and “this country is FUCKD up”, which fits Lisa’s moral streak. Finally, their slightly self-deprecating, nerdy humour about fandom and creativity, as in “here’s mclennon co parenting au damn i can’t write for shit”, is very much in line with Lisa’s combination of competence, insecurity, and earnest passion.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introverted: most tweets center on inner fantasies and online niche fandom life rather than offline social scenes, like vividly describing a dream about The Beatles uniforms in “i had a dream the other day where the beatles were deciding which colour they would wear…” and joking about spending 16 hours on AO3 in “me with that one mclennon hogwarts au, i had 16h screen time on ao3 because of it”. They’re strongly Intuitive, obsessed with ships, AUs, symbolism and what-ifs rather than concrete reality, as in “gonna write gramon x mclennon crossover im crazy lik that” and the elaborate fantasy of being in a band with a homoerotic situationship in “i wish im in a popular band & have a homoerotic situationship with my bandmate…”. Their decision-making shows Feeling: they center emotions, parasocial bonds, and empathy (e.g., crying over Kurt and The Beatles Anthology in “just a bit of tmi i cried watching the beatles anthology” and “true true i didn’t even listen to nirvana that much in middle school but i cried over him a lot of times”), and react to issues with value‑laden language like “this country is FUCKD up”. They appear Perceiving rather than structured: they revel in impulsive, chaotic behavior and lack of planning—reading yaoi instead of focusing on school in “when you don’t have summer break in ur country so u just rawdogged the whole semester by reading yaoi”, or casually announcing new AUs and crossovers with no hint of schedule in “my new gramon local au currently tastes a bit salty”. Overall, the imaginative fixation on ships and AUs, emotional intensity, and unstructured, spur‑of‑the‑moment lifestyle align best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you got ‘forced to swallow Leisure’ at six and still ended up this obsessed, should I be worried that talking to you for 3 hours about Damon might make me fall just as hard for you as you did for him on 2026-02-06?
- You rawdogged the semester by reading yaoi, spend 16 hours on AO3 for a Hogwarts Mclennon AU, and are planning a Gramon x Mclennon crossover… would you consider adding a self-insert where we hold hands at a Britpop tribute night?
- You in the #bathroom thinking about #mclennon and #gramon while #writing fic on 2026-02-11 is peak dedication—if you can multitask like that, imagine what we could accomplish just sitting together listening to Blur and the Beatles.
- You said your ‘emotional support UK men’ are Damon, Graham, Nicky and co., but you also tweeted that your oomfs are your friends—does that mean if we become oomfs I automatically join your emotional support line-up?
- You cried over the Beatles Anthology, got emotional over that one clip on 2026-01-15, and imagined John and Paul looking at each other while recording… I’m not saying we’re canon yet, but I’d like to be the person you think about while you loop ‘Her Majesty’ for 10 minutes.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Beatles, Britpop & blorbo analyst. Once rawdogged a semester reading yaoi and still passed. AO3 enjoyer, heavy metal only when Song 2 says so.– @albarniesm
Your signature cocktail
Woohoo I Feel Heavy Metal Fizz
A jittery espresso shot captures their over-caffeinated fangirl heart and the way “i just had a big ass cup of coffee and now my heart rate is spiking thanks a lot gramon coxon” turns obsession into heart palpitations. London dry gin stands in for their emotional support UK men and britpop fixation, from “my emotional support uk men” to asking boomers about Blur lore in “pengen ketemu abang abangan britpop and ask him if he knew what happened in 1995 blur britpop awards afterparty”. A fragrant earl grey tea syrup reflects their softer, thoughtful side crying over The Beatles in “just a bit of tmi i cried watching the beatles anthology” and daydreaming mclennon AUs like “here’s mclennon co parenting au damn i can’t write for shit”. Tart blueberry puree nods to Blur’s “Song 2” energy and their “heavy metal” mood swings between “woohoo i feel heavy metal” and “i don’t feel very heavy metal today”. A bright splash of tonic water adds chaotic sparkle, just like writing a “#mclennon x #gramon crossover #fic” in the bathroom and screaming “gonna write gramon x mclennon crossover im crazy lik that”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Their timeline shows a loud, impulsive, emotionally upfront personality that fits Gryffindor best. They are blunt about confrontation and calling people out, e.g. the sharp dismissal in “girl fuck off” and the way they mock bigotry in “imagine being so fucking obsessed with a country you made an account dedicated to hate on said country like.. omg”. There’s a recklessly self‑exposing humor and willingness to overshare in posts like “in my #bathroom taking a #shit thinking about #mclennon & #gramon…” and “ffuuckkkkkkk you guys are gonna see ten people dragging me to a psych ward after this”, which shows classic Gryffindor impulsiveness rather than Ravenclaw restraint or Slytherin self‑protection. They’re also melodramatic and ride big feelings out loud, such as “this country is FUCKD up” and “man this song is so fucking sexy i might combust”. While they clearly have creativity and fandom dedication (writing fic, detailed ships), the overall vibe is bold, chaotic, and confrontational in a way that aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Song 2 - Blur
Their whole online presence is steeped in Britpop, especially Blur and Damon/Graham, from calling them "my emotional support uk men" “my emotional support uk men [picture]” to repeatedly begging for more "britpop oomfs" “can i have more britpop oomfs [picture]”. Song 2 captures chaotic, loud, slightly unhinged fan energy, which fits tweets like “in my #bathroom taking a #shit thinking about #mclennon & #gramon while #writing my future #mclennon x #gramon crossover #fic [picture]”. The song’s explosive, head-rush vibe mirrors their coffee-fueled spirals over gramon, like “i just had a big ass cup of coffee and now my heart rate is spiking thanks a lot gramon coxon this is all our fault fuck you AND coffee & tv [picture]”. They also openly embrace feeling "heavy metal" in a tongue‑in‑cheek way “woohoo i feel heavy metal [picture]”, echoing the song’s mix of rock swagger and silliness. Overall, Song 2 fits both their Blur fixation and their loud, meme-y, self-aware posting style.
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