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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: sarcastic, confrontational, and darkly funny. Their constant roasting of others, like “u look like a rat it's dead” and “would say loosen up but your already to loose asf”, mirrors Bart’s relentless teasing and prankster energy. The casual threats and exaggerated aggression, such as “I'll shoot you in the face” and “irl kill everyone”, fit his over-the-top, rebellious attitude rather than genuine malice. At the same time, flashes of insecurity like “I wish I was just cute” and self-deprecating comments about their looks echo Bart’s occasional vulnerability beneath the bravado. Their slangy, chaotic humor in tweets like “just because I have a flat dat don't mean I still don't draw man stfu !!!¡¡¡¡!'!!؟؟/&؛٩٨:/٨٠” further reinforces the comparison to Bart’s impulsive, mischievous teenage spirit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as highly socially engaged, reactive, and outwardly expressive, pointing to Extraversion (E). Many tweets revolve around other people, conflict, and direct call‑outs, like “you're a bitch”, “where ur friends at tho.”, and “squad looked mint today tbh”, suggesting energy drawn from interaction and social dynamics. Their focus is concrete and sensory, mentioning appearance, skin tone, eyebrows, hair, and physical environment (e.g. “my skin is like a grey tone atm ew”, “my eyebrows o God”), which fits Sensing (S) over abstract, theoretical concerns. The communication style is blunt, cutting, and often confrontational, prioritizing directness over harmony, which indicates Thinking (T): tweets like “would say loosen up but your already to loose asf”, “you actually rlly irritate me , you smell weird also.”, and “'your hairs. nice shade of shit'” show sharp, critical evaluations. Finally, their timeline feels spontaneous and in‑the‑moment, full of reactions, jokes, and venting rather than structured plans or long‑term goals—e.g. “ready to fail biology” or “I'm so vex wew”—which aligns with Perceiving (P) over Judging. Combined, these traits match best with ESTP: outspoken, socially immersed, concrete, and impulsive in expression.

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Hannah | Surviving biology classes, questionable playlists, and group chat drama since 2014. Once made the slag page, still aiming for the front page.– @albinobanana

Your signature cocktail
The Forever Pale Shade is icy-clear with a faint blush, nodding to the bio "forever pale." The vodka with delicate white grape and lychee is for the low-key softness and self-consciousness of lines like “I wish I was just cute” and “my skin is like a grey tone atm ew”. Bitter-tart pink grapefruit captures the sharp sass of “you’re a bitch”, “why u think u cute tho”, and “get a sense of humour yo'”. The activated charcoal rim brings the dark humour and mock-violent dramatics of “irL kill everyone” and “I’ll shoot you in the face”. A streak of chilli-honey syrup mirrors the messy, chaotic thirst and oversharing energy in “OFC I gave him head gosh stop it ؟!؟!؟!؟!؟!؟!؟!” and “made the slag page guys ; 0 to 100 real quick”. Finally, the fizzy lime soda top keeps it playful and unserious, like saying “ready to fail biology” while still turning up with the “squad looked mint today tbh” confidence of this tweet.

Your Hogwarts House
Hannah’s timeline is dominated by cutting, confrontational humor and a readiness to go on the offensive, which strongly aligns with Slytherin’s sharp, self-protective edge. She casually threatens and insults others in tweets like “I'll shoot you in the face”, “you're a bitch”, and “u look like a rat it's dead”, showing a willingness to assert dominance rather than seek harmony. There’s also a sense of pride and image-consciousness in posts such as “I'm fresher then u” and the tongue-in-cheek status boost of “made the slag page guys ; 0 to 100 real quick”, suggesting she values reputation and status. Even her darker jokes like “irl kill everyone” and “only monkey looking boys like me fham” fit a Slytherin-style gallows humor and defensiveness rather than Hufflepuff warmth. While there are flashes of vulnerability in tweets like “I wish I was just cute”, these are wrapped in sarcasm and hard edges, a classic Slytherin coping mechanism rather than open-hearted Gryffindor or Hufflepuff expression.

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The best-fitting song is Hotline Bling by Drake, because their timeline mixes messy relationships, late-night drama, and sharp attitude. They directly reference Drake in a mocking way, saying "don't listen to drake ; he don't likeeee yooouuiiiuuuuu", which already places him in their emotional universe. A lot of their tweets have that half-joking, half-salty energy about boys and situationships, like "he called me fat like say he never used to want me lol ok bish" and "OFC I gave him head gosh stop it ؟!؟!؟!؟!؟!؟!؟!", mirroring the song’s petty, reflective tone about past connections. Their habit of flipping between self-deprecation and confidence, from "I wish I was just cute" to "I'm fresher then u", matches Drake’s blend of vulnerability and flexing. Overall, the mix of emotional chaos, late-night-feeling tweets, and direct Drake callout makes Hotline Bling the most fitting soundtrack.

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