Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes frequently, like calling himself “rico, bonito e famoso” in the bio and posts such as “Punheteiro desgraçado” and “CARALHOOOOOOO KKKKKKKKKKKKKK JA TEMOS UM CONCORRENTE PRO TWITAZZO DO ANO”.
- Passionate: Shows strong enthusiasm for Inazuma Eleven and Victory Road, analyzing metas and updates in tweets like “Realmente acabou a palhaçada do long shot…” and “A level 5 parece que não joga o próprio jogo”.
- Observant: Notices details in games, driving, and daily life, such as critiquing translations in “Pq caraios o Urso Polar n° 2 ta traduzido como rugido polar?” and analyzing driving errors in “1 deu a partida errado 2 acelerou muito…”.
- Caring: Shows concern about safety and others’ well‑being, e.g. reflecting on crime and responsibility in “Claro que a vítima nunca pode ser culpada…” and criticizing dangerous driving in “Se pisar com a trava na panturrilha do jogador sem bola…”.
- Self‑aware: Makes fun of himself and his situation, like joking about his sexuality as “marea turbo” in “sobre mim: • nome Augusto…” and admitting anxiety over a draw in “MEU CORAÇÃO TA DOENDO JA”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive: Uses hostile language and threats, such as “Proibido defender a level 5 nas minhas postagens, sujeito a paulada” and insults like “Punheteiro desgraçado”.
- Profane: Relies heavily on swearing and harsh wording, e.g. “PUTA QUE PARIU HEIN VIC VAI SER BURRO ASSIM NA CASA DO CARALHO” and “todo mundo sem exceção que comprou o Kwid tem que se fuder”.
- Impulsive: Displays strong spur‑of‑the‑moment reactions, especially with games and draws, like the chain of frantic posts “EU VOU MORRER SE VOCÊ NÃO GIRAR A ROLETA” and “MEU CORAÇÃO TA DOENDO JA”.
- Judgmental: Expresses harsh judgments toward groups or behaviors, e.g. “Espanhóis hijos de putas” and calling buyers of certain cars idiots in “todo mundo sem exceção que comprou o Kwid tem que se fuder”.
- Confrontational: Directly attacks companies and people in public posts, tagging creators angrily as in “VAI TOMAR NO CU @AkihiroHino @inazuma_project” and complaining that someone is “tentando me derrubar” in “Akihiro ta tentando me derrubar mas eu vou lutar contra tudo e contra todos😡”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: chaotic, loud, good‑hearted, and constantly bouncing between irritation and enthusiasm. Like Homer ranting about work or the power plant, he goes on humorous, profanity-filled tirades at companies and systems, such as blaming Level-5 and game mechanics: “ISS0 QUE ME DEIXA PUTO O ARROMBADO ABANDONA NO ÚLTIMO SEGUNDO DO PRIMEIRO TEMPO E EU NÃO GANHO RECOMPENSA…” and “A level 5 parece que não joga o próprio jogo”. He mixes exaggerated anger with self-aware humor, calling someone a “Punheteiro desgraçado” while also joking about his own sexuality as marea turbo in “sobre mim: • sexualidade marea turbo”, which feels very Homer-esque. Like Homer’s sudden obsessions (bowling, bacon, Duff), this user hyperfixates on games and events, spamming increasingly desperate posts about a roulette: “EU VOU MORRER SE VOCÊ NÃO GIRAR A ROLETA” and “GIRA A ROLETA ADM”. Beneath the bravado, he occasionally shows a grounded, almost surprisingly reasonable side, such as criticizing reckless parking and safety: “as pessoas precisam melhorar o senso de perigo pq o mundo é cruel demais pra vc ser tão relaxado assim”, which mirrors Homer’s rare but sincere dad-wisdom moments.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They lean Introvert (I): their bio frames themselves as “só um cara tranquilo jogando Inazuma eleven victory road,” and most tweets center on solo gaming and personal thoughts rather than parties or big social circles, e.g. long threads about gacha and matches like “Eu fico muito puto de não receber estrelas quando o adversário desiste no primeiro tempo…”. Their focus on concrete, practical details suggests Sensing (S): they talk about car mechanics and driving technique — “1 deu a partida errado 2 acelerou muito e tirou o pé rápido demais da embreagem” and “Daora moça mas atrasou em algumas trocas de marcha ali, precisa melhorar mais” — and on very specific game systems and metas rather than abstract theory, like “Criar mais constelações❌ Enfiar todo mundo numa constelação só pra dificultar a vida…”. They clearly favor Thinking (T) over Feeling: they’re blunt, critical and often harsh in language, e.g. “Punheteiro desgraçado”, “ISS O QUE ME DEIXA PUTO O ARROMBADO ABANDONA NO ÚLTIMO SEGUNDO…”, and analyze situations with a “what’s the sense of this?” logic like “qual o sentido disso?????????????”. Their attitude is flexible and reactive rather than structured, pointing to Perceiving (P): they constantly comment on whatever is happening now (updates, roletas, random clips), joke about not knowing people’s names like “Eu corto cabelo com o mesmo cara há 3 anos e até hoje não sei o nome dele”, and don’t show signs of careful life-planning or schedule-obsession, instead rolling with game patches, luck and daily annoyances. Overall, the mix of practical focus, mechanical interest (cars, game systems), calm self-image, and sharp, matter‑of‑fact bluntness lines up best with ISTP — the analytic, hands‑on “craftsman” who vents directly when systems (games, cars, rules) don’t work the way they should.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if Kinako is the GOAT and Tsurugi choked in that goal challenge, where do I sign up to be your partner in Victory Road ranked matches? I promise I won’t abandon at halftime and steal your stars like those clowns you tweeted about.
- You roast Level-5 every day and still say ‘MEU SONHO TRABALHAR NESSA EMPRESA’ — I respect that level of toxic relationship. Wanna add one more and start dating someone who’ll complain about the gacha with you at 3 a.m.?
- You said you’re ‘20’ and your ‘sexo: não’, but your timeline is 90% Inazuma Eleven, cars and Haramball trauma… Statistically speaking, I think your real type is ‘someone who understands why the Urso Polar Nº2 translation ruined your day’. I volunteer as tribute.
- If Raimon can face Barcelona and Haru can reach the final after ‘never playing again’, I’m pretty sure I can at least reach a coffee with you. Worst case, we blame the defeat on the meta and a broken hissatsu.
- You work yourself up screaming at the roleta, asking the ADM to spin, almost dying of anxiety… How about we make a deal: next time the roleta doesn’t spin, we go out, eat Ragazzo, talk shit about FIAT and Kwid, and pretend Victory Road’s netcode doesn’t exist?
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Your new Twitter bio
Augusto, 20. Inazuma Eleven Victory Road addict, future truck driver, part‑time gacha complainer. Once worked at a pet shop as the ‘big dog’ guy.– @Albireo762
Your signature cocktail
Marea Turbo Victory Road
This cocktail runs on chaotic gamer fuel and Brazilian car-guy energy, starting with cachaça and starfruit as a nod to his roots and his love for simple pleasures like “Carambola, bom pra caralho”. The blue curaçao colors it in his favorite shade and references his profile info where he lists blue as his chosen color and Victory Road as his game of choice, mirroring the flashy, anime-style plays he posts about like “Quando o goleiro é o Endo nem precisa de estratégia, só mandar a bola pro Hakuryu que é gol”. Spiced ginger beer adds the sharp kick of his loud, foul-mouthed rants at devs and balance changes, such as “ISSO QUE ME DEIXA PUTO O ARROMBADO ABANDONA NO ÚLTIMO SEGUNDO DO PRIMEIRO TEMPO…”. A dash of espresso keeps the energy on the same level as his desperate timeline screaming during giveaways and roulettes like “EU VOU MORRER SE VOCÊ NÃO GIRAR A ROLETA”. Finally, the lime peel flame garnish represents his mix of rage and humor when he roasts bad drivers and bad translations, from “Eu queria muito saber o que se passa na cabeça de uma pessoa que para o carro na frente de uma garagem” to “Pq caraios o Urso Polar n° 2 ta traduzido como rugido polar?”. This is a strong, slightly sweet, chaotic but carefully tuned drink—just like someone who jokingly defines their sexuality as “marea turbo” while min-maxing meta in Inazuma Eleven Victory Road.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Augustin shows a strong sense of fairness, responsibility, and everyday decency that aligns most with Hufflepuff values. He repeatedly gets angry at people who act without consideration for others, like the driver blocking a garage in “Eu queria muito saber o que se passa na cabeça de uma pessoa que para o carro na frente de uma garagem, não acredito nem um pouco que ela simplesmente 'não viu'” and the noisy exhaust-mod crowd disturbing workers in “Os cara acha engraçado vagabundo modificar escapamento pra ficar fazendo barulho as 22h enquanto o trabalhador ta tentando dormir, tem que proibir mesmo”. His tweets about work and effort show a grounded, hardworking attitude, such as his stint in a pet shop where he quietly took on the hardest jobs in “Eu trabalhei em pet shop... advinha quem pegava os cachorros maiores e mais bravos?”, and his grind mentality in games, frustrated at losing earned rewards in “ISSO QUE ME DEIXA PUTO... METADE DE UMA PARTIDA JOGADA FORA”. He also emphasizes prudence and care for others’ safety rather than recklessness, as seen in “Claro que a vítima nunca pode ser culpada, mas eu jamais pisaria em outro território sem estudar antes, as pessoas precisam melhorar o senso de perigo pq o mundo é cruel demais”. While he has flashes of annoyance and strong opinions, they are grounded in a desire for basic fairness, respect, and diligence, which are quintessentially Hufflepuff rather than the glory-seeking of Gryffindor or the cold ambition of Slytherin.
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Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
A chaotic, sarcastic, gaming-addicted vibe fits Smells Like Teen Spirit perfectly. They constantly mix humor and frustration, calling Level-5 out with lines like “Proibido defender a level 5 nas minhas postagens, sujeito a paulada” and raging at the game with “PUTA QUE PARIU HEIN VIC VAI SER BURRO ASSIM NA CASA DO CARALHO”. Their bio—“Rico, bonito e famoso!!! Esse é o Chris Hemsworth, eu sou só um cara tranquilo jogando Inazuma eleven victory road”—is self‑mocking in the same spirit of ironic, disaffected youth that the song embodies. The obsessive hype and meltdown over the roulette, like “EU VOU MORRER SE VOCÊ NÃO GIRAR A ROLETA”, mirrors the song’s explosive, restless energy. Even when talking about life and danger, as in “as pessoas precisam melhorar o senso de perigo pq o mundo é cruel demais pra vc ser tão relaxado assim”, they keep the same raw, unfiltered tone that matches Cobain’s lyrics and attitude.
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