Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Technical Expertise: Shows deep knowledge in genetics and anthropology (e.g., unsupervised model using Moriopoulos dataset).
- Analytical Rigor: Creates detailed threads with PCA, references to papers, and systematic ancestry analysis.
- Consistent Engagement: Posts regularly on biocultural systematics, maintaining a focused thematic feed.
- Visual Communication: Uses multi‑picture threads to illustrate complex genetic and phenotypic data.
- Passionate Curiosity: Expresses eagerness to learn more (e.g., “I yearn to learn more about HG refugium”).
Weaknesses:
- Extremist Rhetoric: Promotes racial hierarchy and segregation (e.g., “Niger Congoid vs. Pygmoid ethnic conflict coffee cup”).
- Cherry‑Picking: Admits to selecting correlations without broader context (tweet noting “clearly cherry picked correlations”).
- Aggressive Tone: Uses confrontational language (“hit ‘em with the Scythian stare”, “I will not leave my Icelandic and Frisian bros behind”).
- Conspiracy Leanings: Frames platforms and figures as censored or manipulative (e.g., ChatGPT censorship, Musk conspiracies).
- Scientific Misuse: Applies genetics to justify racist ideas (e.g., “Ashkenazis truly have the highest incidence rate of deeply unnerving physiognomy”).
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson is the academically driven, inquisitive child who constantly seeks scientific truth, much like Alboin_ who posts detailed genetic analyses such as "Alboin's Genetics Series Pt. 1" and describes "Physical anthropology is a crucial bridge between abstract genetics, history and tangible human reality". The user’s tendency to reference scientific literature ("According to Templer and Arikawa (2006)...") mirrors Lisa’s habit of citing sources in class. Their pedantic, often condescending tone ("When women are complaining about beauty standards, they are complaining about segregative sexual selection pressure…") resembles Lisa’s moralistic lectures. Additionally, both display a strong sense of identity tied to heritage; Alboin_ declares "I am a Hyperborean blue eyed blonde man" while Lisa often asserts her vegetarian, progressive identity. While Lisa’s values are more inclusive, the core traits of intellectual curiosity and scientific focus align best.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
Introversion (I) is evident from personal, inward‑focused statements like "My mother, silver footed goddess Thetis, tells me I am fated to die in one of two ways" and the lack of typical social chatter, indicating a preference for internal contemplation. Intuition (N) is shown by fascination with abstract genetic patterns, e.g., "The closest population to Li Dan's simulated G25 coordinates is the Burusho" and "I am quite pleased with my results", focusing on hidden structures rather than concrete details. Thinking (T) appears through logical, data‑driven arguments such as "Not a great post. Clearly cherry picked correlations without a clear historical or genetic picture" and "When women are complaining about beauty standards, they are complaining about segregative sexual selection pressure...". Judging (J) is reflected in organized, systematic output, e.g., "Thread🧵: 1/6" and "I will soon be making many posts ft. genetics tools; however, I must first grasp the underlying theory", showing a planned, structured approach. Together these traits align with the INTJ profile, a strategic, concept‑oriented thinker who prefers solitary analysis and structured communication.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a G25 coordinate? Because every time I look at your pics, my PCA plot clusters straight to you.
- If we were a genetic admixture, you’d be the NW European with a dash of Finnic/Baltic, and I’d be the rare allele that makes our love an outlier.
- Your Hyperborean blue‑eyed blonde energy could power an Arctic homeland—let me be the solar flare that keeps your hair forever ash‑blonde.
- Calling you Yurt Angle would be an understatement; you’ve got me in a perfect Scythian stare, and I’m ready to grapple with your mind.
- If I were Odysseus, I’d ask Thetis to grant me safe passage to your heart, and I’d promise you a saga of genes, myths, and midnight chats.
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Canadian genetic anthropologist | ancient DNA geek | myth-loving 'Scythian stare' aficionado | hair flips from ash-blonde to sand-blonde under stress– @Alboin_
Your signature cocktail
Hyperborean Highlander
The Hyperborean Highlander blends Canadian rye whisky with maple honey to echo Alboin_'s self‑identification as a "Germano Celtic Canadian 🇨🇦" ("Alboin's Genetics Series Pt. 1 A Germano Celtic Canadian"). A splash of blue curaçao gives the drink a vivid blue hue, a nod to the "blue‑eyed Hyperborean" they boast about ("Even as a vril filled Hyperborean blue eyed blonde man..."). Fernet-Branca adds a bitter, complex herbal bite that mirrors their fascination with the tangled layers of genetics, anthropology and “racial preservation” debates ("I am not a racial preservation absolutist. Some peoples are outmoded..."). A dash of smoked sea‑salt on the rim evokes the ancient Phaeacian seas and the mythic "Scythian stare" they wield ("When someone says something so Magian coded that you have no choice but to hit 'em with the Scythian stare"). Finally, a garnish of a sprig of spruce, the tree of the north, ties the whole concoction to their love of the “Hyperborean” ideal and the mythic "Thetis" mother figure ("My mother, silver footed goddess Thetis, tells me I am fated...").
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows strong ambition to shape the demographic future of Canada, e.g., "We still have the blood necessary in White Canada. We need to provide them with a suitable ecology by shipping tons of them up to the Northwestern Territories...should a future Reconquista be required." They express a self‑preserving, elitist identity, declaring themselves a "vril filled Hyperborean blue eyed blonde man" and refusing to abandon "my Icelandic and Frisian bros." Their rhetoric emphasizes strategic, sometimes manipulative tactics, such as "When someone says something so Magian coded that you have no choice but to hit 'em with the Scythian stare." Their posts also aim to influence cultural symbols, asking for "a Niger Congoid vs. Pygmoid ethnic conflict coffee cup" and other merchandise. While they are academically engaged with genetics and anthropology, the overarching drive is to use that knowledge for personal and group advantage, a hallmark of Slytherin ambition and cunning.
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Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
Alboin repeatedly calls himself a 'Hyperborean blue eyed blonde man' (Even as a vril filled Hyperborean blue eyed blonde man, I can't abide by the anti green eye bias) and declares a desire to 'return to our hidden Arctic paradisal homeland together' (We will return to our hidden Arctic paradisal homeland together), echoing the lyric 'We come from the land of the ice and snow' in Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song. The song's Viking-warrior imagery and the chant 'hammer of the gods' match his fascination with ancient Indo-Aryan and Nordic heritage, as seen in his tweet about a 'Scythian stare' when confronting coded messages. His self-portrayal as a 'blonde beast' and his mythic, conquest-oriented rhetoric align with the aggressive, triumphant tone of the track. Overall, the song's themes of northern ancestry, conquest, and pride in a mythic homeland fit Alboin's personality and interests.
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