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Lisa Simpson is an intellectually curious, environmentally conscious and deeply introspective character, which mirrors AlchemicCowgirl’s focus on intentional living and holistic health. The tweet "The present is too clouded and chaotic, thank God i have written a million times in my journal on what my dream life looks like so i can make the right decision" shows the same reflective journaling habit that Lisa often uses to process her feelings. Their goal "Goal is less than one hour of screen time a day.. 110% doable if i stay disciplined and devoted to the dream" mirrors Lisa’s disciplined approach to school and self‑improvement. The bio’s mention of "studying herbalist • regenerative livestock apprentice • slow life connoisseur" aligns with Lisa’s environmental activism and love for sustainable living. Finally, the statement "I think 2026 i will quit short form media, log off twitter and just focus on the new life I’m building" captures Lisa’s desire to pursue a purposeful, meaningful future beyond superficial distractions.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is heavily inward‑focused, often reflecting on personal feelings, journaling, and spiritual thoughts, e.g., 'The present is too clouded and chaotic, thank God i have written a million times in my journal…', which shows Introversion. They frequently discuss future visions, symbolic ideas, and abstract possibilities such as 'I think 2026 i will quit short form media...' and 'Giants roamed the western United States', indicating a preference for Intuition. Their decisions are guided by personal values and emotions, evident in statements like 'My heart aches for so many reasons' and 'Thank you God for the endless flow of opportunity', reflecting a Feeling orientation. Finally, they set clear, structured goals and describe organized routines, for example 'Goal is less than one hour of screen time a day… 110% doable if i stay disciplined' and 'by last light we had the two breeding groups all sorted and put away', pointing to a Judging preference. These combined traits align best with the INFJ personality type.

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Herbalist apprentice, regenerative livestock nerd, moon-phase planner, bone broth devotee, chasing farm dreams & occasional giant lore.– @AlchemicCowgirl

Your signature cocktail
The Moonlit Meadow Elixir blends Fernet Branca with cherry liqueur, echoing the tweet “Fernet and cherry coke is my winter drink of choice (can only have one tho or it’ll make me Sick)”. A thyme‑infused honey syrup nods to “Felt a cold coming on and one cup of Thyme tea healed me”, while a shot of cold‑brew coffee honors her “six ingredient morning coffee ritual”. The garnish of rosemary sprig evokes her love of natural, regenerative living and the “New moon in Sagittarius friday.. where are you aiming the arrow?” vibe. This drink is both bitter and bright, reflecting her intent to live intentionally, as she writes, “The present is too clouded and chaotic, thank God i have written a million times in my journal…”. It’s a balanced, earthy cocktail that reminds her to stay disciplined, like her goal of “less than one hour of screen time a day.. 110% doable”.

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for knowledge and self‑improvement, as seen in their interest in astrology and personal development ('New moon in Sagittarius friday.. where are you aiming the arrow? 🏹') and reflective practice ('back on a Florence Scovel Shinn, subconscious thoughts build your reality, I already am who I want to be'). Their dedication to thoughtful planning and intellectual growth is evident in journaling ('The present is too clouded and chaotic, thank God i have written a million times in my journal on what my dream life looks like') and setting strategic life goals ('I think 2026 i will quit short form media, log off twitter and just focus on the new life I’m building'). Their curiosity about the natural world and commitment to learning through hands‑on experience, such as studying regenerative livestock ('An example of bale grazing with the cattle...'), further underscores a love of learning. While they are hardworking, the dominant trait is a pursuit of insight, wisdom, and personal growth, which aligns most closely with Ravenclaw’s core values.

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Their tweets repeatedly show a yearning for a simple, rural life, such as "Winter chores #prepared #lostmygloves" and "Bale grazing" describing farm work, while they also declare "I think 2026 i will quit short form media, log off twitter and just focus on the new life I’m building…going out west…" This longing for a pastoral home matches the refrain of John Denver’s classic "Take Me Home, Country Roads", which sings "Country roads, take me home, to the place I belong." The song’s imagery of "almost heaven, West Virginia" and "blue ridge mountains" mirrors their love for natural beauty expressed in "My simple pleasures in life include natural fiber textiles, my six ingredient morning coffee ritual, and sunsets that paint the sky pink." Their desire to reduce screen time ("Goal is less than one hour of screen time a day") and live intentionally aligns with the song’s celebration of a peaceful, unhurried countryside. Therefore, this well‑known song best captures the spirit of @AlchemicCowgirl.

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