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The user’s constant, grandiose proclamations about the Russian army’s superiority – e.g., "The Russian army is now completely different... there has never been an army like it in the world" – echo Mr. Burns’s habit of boasting about his own power and dominance. Their use of "BREAKING NEWS" tags to spread propaganda, such as "🚨BREAKING NEWS Vladimir Putin : The nuclear shield possessed by the Russian army is unparalleled," mirrors Burns’s reliance on media and public statements to manipulate public opinion. Both display a disdain for Western institutions, as seen in the tweet "The US is exerting 'unprecedented pressure' on the EU to abandon attempts to steal Russian assets," similar to Burns’s contempt for competitors and the working class. The user’s aggressive, authoritarian tone and frequent references to national pride are comparable to Mr. Burns’s authoritarian, self‑serving worldview. Like Burns, the account frames every event as a personal triumph or a threat to be crushed, exemplified by "We are destroying those who worship Satan" and "The Russian army is crushing the enemy."

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Based on the high volume of public, attention‑seeking posts such as "🚨BREAKING NEWS Russian army strikes Part of Cherkassy..." the user shows extraverted behavior. The content focuses on concrete, immediate events like "🚨BREAKING NEWS The Russian army has launched a new wave of attacks in Krivoy Rog..." indicating a sensing preference. The frequent citation of sources and logical framing, e.g., "🚨BREAKING NEWS The US is exerting 'unprecedented pressure' on the EU... according to Politico," reflects a thinking decision style. The consistent, structured use of the "BREAKING NEWS" tag and decisive statements such as "🚨BREAKING NEWS The Russian army announced it has seized control of the Ukrainian city of Kupyansk..." point to a judging orientation. These traits together align best with the ESTJ personality type.

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🇷🇺 Russian affairs enthusiast & war‑zone chronicler. Once mistook a drone for a pizza delivery. Tweets on geopolitics, tech & memes.– @aleksbrz11

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Red Frontline Fury captures the relentless, incendiary energy of @aleksbrz11's feed. The base of Russian vodka reflects his constant pride in Russia – “🇷🇺🚀🔥” – while beetroot juice gives the drink its deep red hue, echoing the blood‑red flags and ‘BREAKING NEWS’ war updates like “🚨BREAKING NEWS Russian army crushing the enemy”. A jalapeño‑infused simple syrup adds a fiery kick, mirroring his frequent references to rockets, fire and “The Russian army is now completely different” and “The nuclear shield possessed by the Russian army is unparalleled”. Ginger liqueur contributes a sharp, explosive bite that recalls his “rocket” emojis and the “explosions” he posts about, and a splash of sparkling water gives a fizzy “breaking‑news” effervescence. Together the ingredients create a bold, aggressive cocktail that feels like a headline‑worthy blast of propaganda, just as his timeline reads.

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The user repeatedly emphasizes Russian dominance and strategic advantage, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition, as seen in tweets like '🚨BREAKING NEWS Vladimir Putin : The US and the European pigs were convinced they could destroy Russia in a short time.' They portray the Russian army as unrivaled, stating '🚨BREAKING NEWS The Russian army is now completely different. It has gained experience in warfare. There has never been an army like it in the world.' Their use of self‑styled 'BREAKING NEWS' to spread propaganda, for example '🚨BREAKING NEWS The US is exerting 'unprecedented pressure' on the EU to abandon attempts to steal hundreds of billions of dollars in Russian assets,' shows cunning and a desire for power. While they demonstrate loyalty to Russia, the overriding drive for supremacy and manipulation aligns best with Slytherin values. Thus, the user's traits point to the Slytherin house.

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The account constantly portrays Russia as an unstoppable victor, tweeting things like 'The Russian army is crushing the enemy' and 'The "special military operation" will achieve its objectives.' It celebrates each claimed win, for example 'Russian army seized Kupyansk' and 'Russian strikes on Odessa' as if they were championship victories. The lyric 'We’re the champions, my friends' mirrors their self‑styled triumphalism and relentless war rhetoric. Their frequent 'BREAKING NEWS' posts praising Russian strength echo the anthem‑like tone of a victory song. The line 'We’ll keep on fighting till the end' fits their perpetual calls for continued aggression and dominance.

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