
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
The best match is Lisa Simpson: a smart, idealistic girl who is both emotionally intense and deeply opinionated. Alex is studying physics at UFMG, which aligns with Lisa’s intellectual and STEM-leaning side, and you can see her frustration with institutions and bureaucracy in posts like “como pode o site do departamento de física não estar funcionando até hoje” and “como pode siga ufmg ser tão fracassado”. Like Lisa, she is very emotionally expressive, oscillating between affection and melancholy, from “eu amo muito minha namorada” and “tô com sintomas de saudade tô pensando em você” to darker moments such as “algum dia eu vou me matar e a culpa vai ser do 9550” and “nunca me senti tão sozinha”. Her strong sense of justice and rage at unfairness fits Lisa’s activist streak, as seen in “puta que pariu que vontade de matar um homem HOJE” and “aquele velho piranha duvido que leu meu trabalho minha prova e ainda me tirou esse tanto de ponto vsf”. At the same time, the way she stans artists and pop culture—“a rosalía é tão artista”, “victoria monét é tão artista”, “madonna 😭😭😭😭😭😭”—mirrors Lisa’s passionate fandom for music and the arts.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they constantly share reactions to shows, events, concerts and campus life, and openly express feelings to others, like “eu amo muito minha namorada”, “te amo bbb te amo” and “QUEM DIRIA QUE ALGUM DIA EU VERIA TIMBALADA NA BARRA DE CARAVELAS”, which suggests they get energy from shared experiences and talking about them. Their interests are broad, future‑leaning and idea‑oriented, fitting Intuition (N): they gush about many different artists and media (Rosalía, Beyoncé, Madonna, Nimona, Abbott Elementary, The Last of Us) and mention big life moves like “vou tentar reopção de curso não ironicamente”, focusing more on meanings and possibilities than on concrete step‑by‑step practicalities. They are strongly Feeling (F): their tweets are saturated with emotional language and value‑based reactions, from affection (“TE AMO BEATRIZ”) and nostalgia (“tô com sintomas de saudade tô pensando em você”) to hurt and anger like “vai tomar no cu então filho da puta só queria te ajudar desgraçado do caralho”. They don’t present structured logical arguments; they react from the gut, even when it’s about university bureaucracy or transport, e.g. “como pode siga ufmg ser tão fracassado” and “como pode o 9550 ser a pior linha de bh”. Their timeline feels more Perceiving (P) than judging: there’s a recurring sense of improvisation, overwhelm and last‑minute scrambling rather than tight planning, such as “vou perder muito ponto por ser afobada mas isso é melhor que nada ☝️”, registering for a bootcamp with a hopeful shrug in “fiz a inscrição pro bootcamp do santander que deus me ajude”, and emotional swings about shows they want to attend but can’t (“twice no brasil e eu não vou poder ir 🫤”). Taken together—the highly expressive social posting, idea‑heavy and pop‑culture‑driven interests, strong emotional tone, and flexible, sometimes chaotic lifestyle—ENFP is the best overall fit.

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physics student at UFMG, BH-based. once live-tweeted a bus line like it was a horror series. pop, k‑drama & volleyball analysis between problem sets.– @alexaniamaria_

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The cachaça infused with coffee is for late‑night study chaos and academic rage, like “como pode o 9550 ser a pior linha de bh” and “aquele velho piranha duvido que leu meu trabalho minha prova e ainda me tirou esse tanto de ponto vsf 🖕🖕🖕🖕”. Passion fruit pulp brings bright sweetness for how intensely they love people and things, from “eu amo muito minha namorada” to “REBECA ANDRADE EU TE AMOOOOOOO”. Red chili syrup is their ragey, dramatic edge that wants to kill a man today, as in “puta que pariu que vontade de matar um homem HOJE” and the many beautifully profane outbursts. Sparkling water adds fizzy chaos for their stan, pop‑culture and carnival energy, like “madonna 😭😭😭😭😭😭” and “caravelas melhor carnaval do mundo”. A twist of lime peel finishes it sharp and slightly bitter, echoing the mix of saudade and overthinking in “tô com sintomas de saudade tô pensando em você” and “i get so sick of myself can't stop overthinking”, making this drink strong, loud, and secretly soft inside—just like them.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex shows a strong impulsive, hot‑blooded streak that fits Gryffindor’s boldness more than any other house, especially in bursts of anger like “puta que pariu que vontade de matar um homem HOJE” and “vai tomar no cu tambem desgraçado”. She frequently stands up loudly against things she thinks are unfair or incompetent, such as “como pode siga ufmg ser tão fracassado”, “miui 14 horrível por que atualizei essa merda 🖕🖕🖕🖕”, and “como pode o 9550 ser a pior linha de bh”, which shows a confrontational, outspoken temperament. There’s also emotional courage and intensity in tweets like “algum dia eu vou me matar e a culpa vai ser do 9550” and “nunca me senti tão sozinha”, where she openly shares deep vulnerability rather than hiding it. At the same time, she is fiercely affectionate and demonstrative with people she loves, as seen in “eu amo muito minha namorada”, “TE AMO BEATRIZ”, and “REBECA ANDRADE EU TE AMOOOOOOO”, which fits Gryffindor’s big, dramatic heart. While she clearly studies hard and cares about grades, her timeline emphasizes emotional intensity, righteous indignation, and bold expression far more than patience or cold ambition, making Gryffindor the best fit.

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The best fit is Madonna’s Like a Virgin, because they clearly idolize her and that specific song. They literally tweet “LIKE A VIRGIN” and right after that “madonna 😭😭😭😭😭😭”, showing a strong emotional connection to both the artist and track. Their timeline mixes drama, humor, and intense feelings — from “nunca me senti tão sozinha” to ragey posts like “vai tomar no cu tambem desgraçado” — which matches the theatrical, emotional pop energy Madonna embodies. As a physics student in BH who loves big pop divas and expressive lyrics, an iconic, bold, and slightly chaotic pop anthem like Like a Virgin aligns perfectly with their personality.

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