Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual depth: Engages with complex philosophical ideas, as seen in tweets about Plato and Evola.
- Provocative thought: Challenges mainstream narratives, evident in comments on historical figures and modern politics.
- Engagement in discourse: Encourages interaction, such as asking followers to play games and share themes.
- Cultural pride: Expresses strong identity and beliefs, particularly regarding European heritage and race.
- Critical observer: Analyzes societal changes and trends, indicating a reflective attitude towards current events.
Weaknesses:
- Extremist views: Some tweets promote divisive ideologies, such as 'chimpout' and racial superiority.
- Offensive language: Uses derogatory terms and comparisons, which can alienate potential supporters.
- Lack of inclusivity: Focus on a singular racial identity may exclude diverse perspectives.
- Conspiracy emphasis: Frequent references to conspiracies may undermine credibility and rational discourse.
- Dismissive tone: Comments on others' beliefs often lack empathy, which can be viewed as arrogance.
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Mr. Burns
The user’s obsession with a coming ‘new order,’ world‑domination schematics, and disdain for the masses mirrors Mr. Burns, the wealthy, power‑hungry patriarch of Springfield. Their tweet ‘Someday, 2025 will have the same significance as 1914… The old order dies this year’ reflects the same desire to overthrow the current regime that Burns constantly plots. The claim ‘I’m calling it now: Britain is going first, then Germany, then France. Western Europe is going kinetic in the next 3 years.’ echoes Burns’s grandiose plans for global conquest. Their elitist, pedantic style – ‘All true Aryans end posts with periods.’ – matches Burns’s aristocratic airs and belief that he is intellectually superior, as also shown in ‘All philosophers before me have failed to comprehend the world… Entropic Realism is the way.’ Finally, the conspiratorial distrust of media – ‘The British government is literally staging demonstrations to prop up their regime…’ – is a hallmark of Burns’s manipulation of public perception.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The user's constant public engagement, such as "I’m calling it now: Britain is going first, then Germany, then France" and "From now on I will only be posting on Substack," shows an outward, Extraverted focus. Their preoccupation with abstract, future‑oriented concepts—e.g., "Someday, 2025 will have the same significance as 1914. The old order dies this year" and "All philosophers before me have failed… Entropic Realism is the way"—indicates Intuition. The tone is analytical and based on logical, value‑driven judgments, as seen in "In the dominant narrative, Hitler is, in fact, ontologically evil" and "Everything I believe, even what I hate, comes from my love for the White race," pointing to Thinking. A strong preference for order, planning, and decisive action is evident in statements like "The old order dies this year… what new order we want" and "Europe is unconquerable when united," reflecting Judging. Taken together, these traits align best with the ENTJ personality type.
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- Are you a longhouse? Because I feel like I could build something beautiful inside you.
- Is your name Kali? Because you've definitely got my peak interest in a Yuga of chaos!
- Do you believe in the power of the Faustian spirit? Because I'd sell my soul for a date with you.
- If beauty were a language, you'd be fluent in the dialect of the ancients, and I'd love to learn from you.
- You must be a philosopher, because whenever I think of you, I can't help but ponder the meaning of life—and maybe a candlelit dinner?
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Historian & myth lover. I study Plato, geopolitics, and neopagan rites—once brewed tea in a Roman amphora for the perfect steep. Coffee-fueled curiosity.– @AlexofMiletus
Your signature cocktail
Hyperborean Longhouse Elixir
The drink blends smoky mezcal with the green mystique of absinthe to echo the user’s fascination with the 'Joy of Satan' and the darkness of the Kali Yuga, as they wrote, 'I’ve decided to investigate the “Joy of Satan” people once and for all.' The honey mead adds an ancient, IE‑pagan sweetness that reflects their self‑description as a 'seeker of wisdom' and lover of old rites. A splash of blood orange liqueur gives a bright, shifting note that mirrors the tweet 'The vibes are shifting faster than they ever have before.' The bitter walnut bitters ground the cocktail in the harsh reality of their 'Someday, 2025 will have the same significance as 1914' worldview. Finally, the name 'The longhouse at its finest' is taken directly from their tweet, tying the tall, layered glass presentation to the legendary longhouse they idolize.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user shows an overriding ambition to reshape society, as seen in the tweet 'Someday, 2025 will have the same significance as 1914. The old order dies this year. The only choice we have is what new order we want, and what we’re willing to do to get it.' and the prediction 'I'm calling it now: Britain is going first, then Germany, then France. Western Europe is going kinetic in the next 3 years.' They also display cunning and strategic thinking, for example 'When the communists were coming to power, they made lists of their enemies. When we come to power, we make lists of our friends.' This focus on power, manipulation, and a desire for dominance matches Slytherin's core values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to achieve goals by any means. While they occasionally reference philosophy, the dominant trait is their drive to control the future, which is quintessentially Slytherin.
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The Final Countdown - Europe
This song encapsulates a sense of anticipation and urgency, which aligns with @AlexofMiletus's sentiments about societal change and a coming shift in power. Tweets such as 'Someday, 2025 will have the same significance as 1914' and 'I'm calling it now: Britain is going first, then Germany, then France' underline a belief in imminent upheaval. The themes of reaching towards a new reality and the end of an era, reflected in the song's lyrics, resonate with their call for action and reform. Furthermore, their emphasis on wisdom and philosophical inquiry mirrors the song's exploration of a transformative journey.
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