Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently reacts with playful exaggeration and jokes, like “eu vou gorfar tudo nesse vídeo me da ansia” and “todo mundo cala a boca meu marido voltou da guerra”.
- Media-savvy: Shows deep familiarity with multiple fandoms and media, referencing Homestuck, Supernatural, Good Omens, It’s Always Sunny, and musicians across many tweets like “infelizmente nenhum outro ser humano teria a capacidade de escrever homestuck”.
- Protective: Defends people and characters they care about, as seen in “do not disrespect my goat female dennis reynolds like that” and criticism of unfair treatment in “queria o jensen no top 1 tanto qto vcs agr inventar q o MADS MIKKELSEN eh transfobico…”.
- Emotionally-open: Openly shares feelings—joy, frustration, affection—such as “to tao feliz que tao reclamando gente nao suporto” and “isso é tão importante pra mim nenhum de vcs trm nocao”.
- Principled: Expresses strong ethical stances, especially around identity and respect, e.g. calling out AI misuse in “a culpa eh sua por ta usando ia pra uma merda dessa” and trans experience in “EU TRANSICIONEI DUAS VZS PRA CHEGAR ATÉ AQUI PORRA”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Uses insults and slurs frequently, such as “retardado do caralho nunca mais posta nada” and “cala a boca sua retardada”.
- Confrontational: Often escalates disagreements aggressively, like “nunca mais da uma opiniao sai da internet” and “eu denunciava o perfil e nao to nem brincando”.
- Judgmental: Quickly labels others or their tastes as bad or stupid, for example “todo tweet desse cara me irrita eh sempre um fa do dave” and “que merda”.
- Volatile: Emotional reactions can be extreme and intense, like “matou o dirk voces estao matando o dirk meu filho ta morto no chao” and “CHEGA”.
- Dismissive: Tends to shut down opposing views instead of engaging, as in “vamos deixar esse discurso em 2020” and “n tenho paciencia pra gente sonsa nesse site”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: sharp, verbose, politically and ethically opinionated, and extremely online about niche interests. Their media brainrot mirrors Lisa’s intense, slightly obsessive fandoms, from Homestuck and Supernatural to It’s Always Sunny and The Boys, shown in tweets like “infelizmente nenhum outro ser humano teria a capacidade de escrever homestuck” and “eu formado em teologia por supernatural e good omens”. Like Lisa calling things out bluntly, they are quick to moral outrage and principled rants, e.g. “a culpa eh sua por ta usando ia pra uma merda dessa” and “n tenho paciencia pra gente sonsa nesse site”. Their trans experience and frustration at being lumped in with others in bad faith — “EU TRANSICIONEI DUAS VZS PRA CHEGAR ATÉ AQUI PORRA… we're NOT the same.” — fits Lisa’s strong sense of identity and justice. Even their mix of affection and exasperation for pop culture, like “do not disrespect my goat female dennis reynolds like that”, feels very Lisa: nerdy, opinionated, and emotionally invested in her weird little media corner.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted: most tweets are reactive commentary to media and mutuals rather than recounting parties or big social events, and they mention missing a mutual in a way that implies a tight but small circle, e.g. “saudade daquela mutual que eu nunca mais vi na tl”. Their interests and language are strongly intuitive, focusing on concepts, symbolism, and fictional meta rather than concrete daily life, like calling a picture “the gayest image in the world” in “e eh a imagem mais gay do mundo mds isso é inacreditavel” and talking about classpects in “burning spice com o mesmo classpect que eu vou me matar agora”. They are clearly feeling‑oriented, reacting from values and emotional intensity (“meu filho ta morto no chao” about a character in “matou o dirk voces estao matando o dirk meu filho ta morto no chao” and a long, personal outburst about transition and identity in “vcs theyfabs tbm tao MUITO confortáveis…”). While they use harsh language, it’s usually in defense of people/characters they care about or against perceived injustice, e.g. “pqp eh cada coisa q inventam cala a boca sua retardada” and “o quao merda tua casa de acolhimento tem que ser pra achar q eh melhor abandonar o bicho trancado num comodo”, which is more moral outrage than detached logic. Their feed feels perceiving rather than structured: highly spontaneous reactions to whatever appears on the timeline, shifting quickly between fandoms and topics without signs of planning or systematizing, like jumping from Homestuck meta to It’s Always Sunny comparisons in “meu genero favorito de post sao os homestuck always sunny” to Supernatural shipping takes in “pqp literalmente todos os ships com o dean sao insuportaveis tirando…”. Altogether this points most strongly to INFP: an introverted, imaginative, values-driven fan who reacts passionately and spontaneously to media and social issues.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘formed in theology by Supernatural and Good Omens’—so, hypothetically, if I sold my soul for a date with you, would that be more of a Crowley deal or a crossroads demon situation?
- You mourning ‘burning spice with the same classpect as you’ actually helped me out—now I can say with confidence that our aspects are compatible for a doomed timeline where we kiss anyway.
- You called her ‘the real protagonist of Supernatural’ and I respect that, but I’m just saying: if you ever want to rewrite canon, I volunteer as the background extra who slowly becomes your love interest.
- You complaining that every Dean ship is insufferable ‘except Destiel and Dean x Cassie’ worries me a bit—does that mean I need Misha Collins’ OnlyFans energy to qualify for a chance with you?
- You said you’re ‘trained in teologia por Supernatural e Good Omens’ and ‘traumatizado pelo demonio do Outlast’—so if I take you on a date and it’s not terrifying OR blasphemous, does that count as radical kindness?
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Media critic powered by Homestuck, Supernatural & It’s Always Sunny. Once dreamt I married drag-queen Dennis Reynolds; still writing the thesis on it.– @alexofthendless
Your signature cocktail
Guardian Angel On Thin Ice
This drink starts with cachaça infused with chili flakes for their sharp, foul-mouthed defense of faves and causes, like when they snap “'cala a boca sua retardada'” and “‘n tenho paciencia pra gente sonsa nesse site’. White vermouth adds an old-school fandom melodrama core, fitting someone “'formado em teologia por supernatural e good omens'” who unironically dissects angels and demons. A homemade guava-lime soda brings a queer, tropical sweetness that bubbles up whenever they call someone “‘amor da minha vida’” or gush that something “'é tão importante pra mim nenhum de vcs trm nocao'.” A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents the exhaustion and trauma humor behind posts like “‘esse cara eh o demonio do outlike eu sou traumatizado ate hoje’” and “‘eu tava tao feliz’.” Finally, edible silver glitter floats on top like a camp, messy halo for this anjo da guarda who jokes “'you're laughing. misha collins is making an of and you're laughing.'” while still watching over mutuals and blorbos with feral devotion.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
They show a strong instinct for self‑preservation and sharp boundary‑setting, especially around identity and respect. In “vcs theyfabs tbm tao MUITO confortáveis me botando no msm balaio de vcs quando EU TRANSICIONEI DUAS VZS PRA CHEGAR ATÉ AQUI PORRA, eu lutei MT pra ser como eu sou, enquanto vcs so assumiram/se conformaram com o que lhe foi imposto. we're NOT the same.”, they fiercely distinguish their own struggle and refuse to be grouped with people they see as coasting, which is very Slytherin in its pride and self‑definition. They are also quick to defend their faves with cutting intensity, as in “queria o jensen no top 1 tanto qto vcs agr inventar q o MADS MIKKELSEN eh transfobico e ainda falar da aparência dele eh mta putaria” and “pqp eh cada coisa q inventam cala a boca sua retardada”, showing loyalty expressed through aggressive rhetoric rather than gentle persuasion. Their tweets often frame fandom and discourse as battles to be won, like “todo tweet desse cara me irrita eh sempre um fa do dave” and “n tenho paciencia pra gente sonsa nesse site”, suggesting a competitive, us‑vs‑them mentality. While they do show some Gryffindor‑like bluntness, the dominant pattern is strategic defensiveness, pride in their own path, and a willingness to use sharp language to protect their values and in‑group, all hallmarks of Slytherin.
Your movie
Your song
This Charming Man - The Smiths
A sharp, witty, slightly neurotic classic like This Charming Man fits them well: they’re sardonic, dramatic, and extremely online in a way that mirrors Morrissey’s mix of self-awareness and excess. Their love of messy, complicated characters and media — from Supernatural ships like “pqp literalmente todos os ships com o dean sao insuportaveis tirando dean x cassie e destiel…” to Homestuck takes like “infelizmente nenhum outro ser humano teria a capacidade de escrever homestuck” — echoes the song’s fascination with flawed romance and chaos. They also reference The Smiths directly via Morrissey in “mesma vibe do morrissey falando da joana darc em bigmouth strikes again”, which suggests that era and tone are already part of their mental soundtrack. Much like the narrator of the song, they balance self-deprecating humor and dramatic flair, as seen in posts like “todo mundo cala a boca meu marido voltou da guerra” and “eu to no chao”, turning everyday fandom and frustration into something theatrical and iconic.
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