Alexpitu2cuenta
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweets like 'Me if I was a breeding bull entering a farm full of cows' show his absurd, self-deprecating humor.
- Passionate: His detailed list of favorite football goals, such as 'Iniesta v the Netherlands,' shows his deep love for the sport.
- Engaging: He frequently interacts with others, asking them to 'rate me' or 'Reply with a “🏔️” and I’ll give you a topic.'
- Culturally Aware: His tweet 'Did you guys know @SantwalistParty has great musical talent?' shows he appreciates creative talent.
- Playful: His joke 'for eel?' highlights his love for wordplay and lighthearted humor.
Weaknesses:
- Self-Doubt: His tweet 'I’m hate that I’m never going to get a girlfriend because I’m too fucking retarded' demonstrates low self-esteem.
- Edgy Humor: Tweets like 'Abomination, femboys shouldn’t be black. Ever' might alienate some people, even if meant as a joke.
- Overly Provocative: Statements like 'Castrating anyone who doesn’t get 6/6' show a tendency to push boundaries for comedic effect.
- Loneliness: His tweet 'God I want to feel a woman’s touch so fucking bad im so lonely uggghgggghgggg' reveals a deep sense of isolation.
- Frustration: His frequent complaints about being shadowbanned, such as 'I HATE BEING SHADOWBANNED AAAAAAAAA,' show a struggle with patience.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
Alex's blend of self-deprecating humor and chaotic energy aligns with Milhouse. His tweet 'I’m hate that I’m never going to get a girlfriend because I’m too fucking retarded' mirrors Milhouse's awkward, lovelorn personality. Both are endearing despite their flaws and often find themselves the butt of their own jokes. Alex's chaotic but lovable nature, seen in 'I put my penis in there instead. Would recommend,' fits Milhouse's quirky, offbeat vibe.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alex's introspection and emotional vulnerability suggest he's an INFP. His tweet 'God I want to feel a woman’s touch so fucking bad im so lonely uggghgggghgggg' shows his deep feelings and yearning for connection. His chaotic humor, like 'What is Zelenskyy doing in my gym bro 😭😭,' reflects an imaginative mind. His tweet 'I’m hate that I’m never going to get a girlfriend because I’m too fucking retarded' highlights his self-critical tendencies, common in INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a GIF? Because I’d pronounce you perfectly every time.
- Are you shadowbanned? Because I’d still search the whole internet to find you.
- Do you love football? Because I’d be your biggest fan, no VAR needed.
- Are you a Nintendo game? Because I’d spend 100+ hours just getting to know you.
- Are you lonely too? Because I think we could fix that together.
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Your new Twitter bio
Alt account of Alejandro | Freakyposting, doomposting, and chaotic humor | Football fanatic and GIF loyalist | Shadowbanned but still screaming into the void | Lonely but funny—DM me if you dare!– @Alexpitu2cuenta
Your signature cocktail
Shadowban Spritz
The 'Shadowban Spritz' captures Alex’s chaotic yet endearing personality. Vodka represents his sharp, edgy humor, while blueberry syrup adds sweetness to reflect his vulnerable side, as seen in 'God I want to feel a woman’s touch so fucking bad im so lonely uggghgggghgggg.' Lemon juice adds a tangy kick, mirroring his provocative tweets like 'Abomination, femboys shouldn’t be black. Ever.' Edible glitter symbolizes his playful absurdity, making it a drink as unique as Alex.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Alex's self-deprecating humor, love for community engagement, and loyalty to his interests make him a Hufflepuff. His tweet 'God I want to feel a woman’s touch so fucking bad im so lonely uggghgggghgggg' shows his yearning for connection, a hallmark of Hufflepuffs. His playful interactions, like 'Reply with a “🏔️” and I’ll give you a topic,' reflect their friendly and inclusive nature. While he may lack the bravado of a Gryffindor or the cunning of a Slytherin, his sincerity and relatability shine through.
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Mr. Brightside - The Killers
This song's mix of longing and upbeat energy fits Alex's personality. His tweet 'God I want to feel a woman’s touch so fucking bad im so lonely uggghgggghgggg' reflects the song's theme of yearning. The chaotic humor in 'What is Zelenskyy doing in my gym bro 😭😭' matches the song's high-energy vibe. 'Mr. Brightside' captures his mix of vulnerability and humor.
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