Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative Spirit: She maintains an active “attic craftroom” and enjoys “manga sketching” and making “top hats”.
- Resilient Optimism: Even after losing teeth in a fall, she claims she is “forced to be creative LOL” and remains “tiptop” despite poor weather.
- Hospitable Nature: She frequently hosts friends for events like a “burlesque teaparty” and prepares “fleece bags” for a champagne lunch.
- Animal Lover: She shows great care for her pets, building a “taller house” for Hendrix the hamster while Marley the dog watches.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spending: She admits to “retail therapy” and buying things on eBay she doesn't need during “manically depressed” highs.
- Digital Distraction: She struggles with focus, getting “caughtup playing silly wee games on facebook” instead of drawing.
- Disorganized Environment: She describes her “house is trashed” after parties and finds confusing items like “100 or so lighbulbs” in her rubbish.
- Poor Technical Skill: She is easily frustrated by technology, complaining about “mobile twitterage” and her iPhone's “shitspelling”.
- Lack of Boundaries: She shared a story about “shaking vagrants hand” who was inebriated and letting a “nutter in car” disrupt her day.
Your Simpsons character
Marge Simpson
Like Marge, Sandra is a creative homemaker who constantly engages in crafts and domestic projects, such as when she spent time “Hiding in my attic craftroom” or “Sewing machine is out...making fleece bags”. She maintains an optimistic, cheerful disposition despite life's mishaps, often baking to cope with stress, noting she “just made fairy cakes yay!” when feeling down. Sandra also shares Marge's penchant for hosting themed social gatherings, exemplified by her “burlesque teaparty” where she even made “top hats and designing bowties”. Her life is a blend of eccentric local characters, household management, and artistic hobbies, mirroring the wholesome yet colorful world of the Simpsons matriarch.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Sandra demonstrates strong Extroversion (E) through her frequent, enthusiastic social gatherings, such as a “burlesque teaparty” that turned into a vodka-drinking session. Her Intuition (N) is evident in her creative hobbies, ranging from “manga sketching” to making tiny “top hats”, showing a preference for imagination over routine. She leans toward Feeling (F), openly discussing her emotional states and “depressive highs or lows” while prioritizing fun and connection with friends. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is highlighted by her self-described “shenanigans and nonsense” and a chaotic home life where she admits “my house is trashed after party yesterday”, indicating a spontaneous rather than structured lifestyle.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a deleted BBC box set of Tutti Frutti? Because you’re rare, incredibly sought after, and I’ve been looking for you everywhere.
- Forget the burlesque tea party—how about a date? I promise not to let any 'persistent nutters' ruin our trip to Dunoon.
- You can stop master sketching those manga eyes now, because I can’t take mine off of you.
- If you’re still building that taller house for Hendrix the hamster, I’d love to help with the modules—as long as Marley doesn't mind me moving in too.
- My autocorrect is just as messy as yours, but I'm pretty sure it's trying to say you're 'deary me' levels of beautiful.
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Scottish creative & craft enthusiast. When I’m not sketching manga or sewing fleece champagne bags, I’m navigating life’s ‘shenanigans’ with a smile. Cheers!– @alexsometimes
Your signature cocktail
The Burlesque Debarkal
This spirit-forward concoction captures the chaotic energy of a woman whose “yesterdays burlesque teaparty became a vodka drinking debarkal”. The base is experimental and fun, much like her “twitter lark”, blending the nostalgia of a rare “tutti frutti the Scottish BBC tv series on DVD” with the luxury of “fleece bags to put bottles in for a champagne lunch”. It is served strong and sparkling to combat the “weathers depressing” vibe of Scotland, and it's always paired with a sweet treat because when things get down, she's “just made fairy cakes yay!”. It’s the perfect drink for hiding in your “attic craftroom” or avoiding a “persistant nutter in car”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Sandra consistently exhibits the Ravenclaw traits of creativity and artistic pursuit, frequently retreating to her “attic craftroom” to be productive despite physical setbacks. Her tweets highlight a deep-seated love for learning and unique hobbies, from “practising manga sketching” to investigating a “new camera whilst drawing”. Even her social life revolves around creative themes, such as “designing bowties” or “decorating dining space burlesque style”. This eccentric, maker-focused lifestyle—paired with her self-described “confusion” as she explores new technology—mirrors the Ravenclaw appreciation for wit and original expression.
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Shiny Happy People - R.E.M.
Sandra's digital presence is a vibrant, chaotic mix of creativity and relentless optimism despite life's mishaps, perfectly mirroring the upbeat energy of this track. Her feed is filled with whimsical activities like “making fairy cakes yay!” and hosting a “burlesque teaparty” that devolved into a “vodka drinking debarkal”. Even when facing dental surgery or “manically depressed high” shopping days, she maintains a colorful perspective, often “laughing lots tho” and embracing the “shenanigans and nonsense” of her daily life. The song’s theme of joyful, almost frantic social connection matches her self-described nature where “confusion follows me ha” while she continues “twittering” for fun.
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