Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Uses intense reactions and caps lock to show enthusiasm, e.g. “NISHIMURA RIKIII” and “VAI SE FUDER, TENHO QUE IR NESSA MERDA AGORAAAAAAA”.
- Affectionate: Shows strong warmth toward friends, e.g. “minha nini que é um anjo, amor da minha vida, minha boneca, meu tudo” and “EU TE AMO garota casa comigo maldita”.
- Humorous: Leans on exaggeration and irony for jokes, e.g. “vou me aposentar dessa rede por hoje” and “Larga o nael ananda largo naooo”.
- Loyal: Cares about long-term bonds and nostalgia, e.g. “Toppdogg, tfn e e'last seguem sendo minha santíssima trindade da nostalgia” and “4 anos sem ver tua cara, mas ainda te considero pakas”.
- Expressive: Comfortable sharing strong feelings about media and life, e.g. “Meu deus que dor, segurando muito o choro aqui” and “Conheço poucas au's… poderiam virar um livro, na boa”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Recurs to death-related phrases in frustration, e.g. “Vou me matar, é isso aí Vlw flw” and “Hoje eu me mato”.
- Impulsive: Reacts quickly and extremely to spoilers and plots, e.g. “Puta que pariu não acredito que peguei spoiler… não quero mais vou me matar” and “Resolvi continuar antes de dormir e vou dormir com ódio”.
- Conflict-prone: Enjoys provoking and insulting friends, e.g. “Mds que hobby delicioso implicar com a Fernanda” and “Dito isso, Fernanda… que você se EXPLODA”.
- Emotion-driven: Lets feelings dominate decisions, e.g. delaying reading for pain in “preciso aproveitar mais a dor que tá me causando” and planning to “vender minha alma pro capeta” over shows in this tweet.
- Negative_rumination: Dwells on anger and hurt toward characters and people, e.g. “espero que MORRA diaba capeta Satanás” and “bagulho vai ficar louco… linchamento bem doloroso seguido de uma morte lenta desses dois capetas”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, dramatic, and constantly joking about self-destruction in an over-the-top, unserious way, like when they say “Vou me matar, é isso aí Vlw flw 🤙” and “Hoje eu me mato” after spoilers and fanfic pain. They thrive on causing playful trouble with friends, especially Fernanda, as seen in “Mds que hobby delicioso implicar com a Fernanda gratidão obrigado deus” and “Corro alto risco de levar outro block, mas tudo pelo entretenimento”, which screams Bart’s love of mischief and pushing people’s buttons. Like Bart obsessing over bands and pranks, this user is intensely into music and pop culture, yelling “Caralho como eu AMO scorpions vsfdddddd” and agonizing over albums and shipping delays in “Quanto tempo esse carai demora na alfândega de exportação mds tô quase indo lá buscar”. There’s also that mix of genuine affection and clowning, like “Por um lado tenho a nini que é um anjo… E do outro a Fernanda, né, PRAGA” and “Ela mandando foto meu deus do céu EU TE AMO garota casa comigo maldita 😓😓😓”, which fits Bart’s soft spot for people under all the teasing. Overall, the chaotic humor, dramatic reactions, trolling as a love language, and pop‑culture obsession make them a clear Bart rather than a calmer or more responsible character like Marge or Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to mutuals and public drama, and they talk about mosh pits and shows in a very energized way, like the bio "eu e o jay se empurrando num mosh pit" and excited social plans such as "SETEMBRO EU TENHO FÉRIAS SETEMBRO EU VOU VIVEEEEEEER". Their focus leans Intuitive (N) rather than purely concrete; even when they mention real things (albums, shipping, spoilers), it’s wrapped in hyperbolic, imaginative language and symbolism, like "Esse mês vou começar uma coisa muito engraçada, até julho veremos como fica 🥰🥰🥰", which hints at vague future possibilities instead of detailed step-by-step plans. They are strongly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are rooted in emotional intensity, affection, and moral outrage, such as "Parando de ler um pouco porque não quero terminar rápido, preciso aproveitar mais a dor que tá me causando 😓" and the love/hate drama with Fernanda in "Por um lado tenho a nini que é um anjo... E do outro a Fernanda, né, PRAGA". Their tone is less about logical structuring and more about expressing how things feel, with lots of exaggeration and emotional vocabulary. Finally, they look Perceiving (P): they complain about spoilers, late albums, and work in a spontaneous, chaotic way (e.g. "Acordar 4h da manhã no dia de folga é de fuder mesmo, deve ser por isso que tô maluco já" and "Próxima vez que comprar álbum vou ir na opção de retirada na loja porque pqp"), and they often act on impulse (“vou me matar”, “vou vender minha alma pro capeta”) rather than careful pre-planning. The combination of high social energy, imaginative/emotional language, and chaotic spontaneity best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “Na minha humilde opinião o Jay nasceu pra ser do rock” — in *my* humble opinion, you were born to be backstage with me, getting pushed around in a mosh pit together instead of just with Jay.
- You’re out here selling your soul to the devil for shows and albums, but I promise I’m a better deal: unlimited enhypen rants, rock playlists, and someone to scream “VAI SE FUDER TENHO QUE IR NESSA MERDA AGORA” with every time a concert drops in SP.
- You complain about leaving SP because you’ll miss half the shows, but listen: I don’t need São Paulo to see a star — you literally tweet “Esse homem tá brilhando mds” and it’s just a mirror selfie of you in my mind.
- You, 4h on your day off: “Acordar 4h da manhã no dia de folga é de fuder mesmo, deve ser por isso que tô maluco já.” Me: perfect, you’re already halfway mad — now just go fully insane and call me your Fernanda so we can flirt-argue forever.
- You’re saving money for albums, piercings on your birthday, and praying for Ben 10 to come back via Fortnite… how about we make a deal: I help you camp the customs page for your albums, and in exchange you let me be the twink nostalgia to your Youngbin energy.
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K‑pop, rock & spoilers enthusiast. Left SP but not the concerts in my head. Once broke glass because of my cat, still blamed the mailman.– @alexsyoli
Your signature cocktail
Mosh Pit Meltdown
This drink is loud, chaotic, and dramatic, just like someone who screams “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and declares “Vou me matar, é isso aí Vlw flw 🤙” over spoilers and fanfic. The spicy chili-infused vodka captures the constant rage and playful cursing at characters and friends, like calling Fernanda uma “PRAGA”. The energy drink reflects their hyper, sleep-deprived vibe of waking up absurdly early on a day off (“Acordar 4h da manhã no dia de folga é de fuder mesmo, deve ser por isso que tô maluco já”) and still having fuel left to yell about K‑pop, rock, and shows. Sour cherry liqueur brings in the dramatic angst and heartbreak of reading painful AUs and saying things like “Parando de ler um pouco porque não quero terminar rápido, preciso aproveitar mais a dor que tá me causando 😓”. Passion fruit juice adds a sweet, flirty chaos, matching the horny/flerte energy of “Queria * ele” and “Sim sim sim tudo o que você quiser amor”. The black sea salt rim nods to the rock/metal heart and slightly dark humor of someone who loves Scorpions (“Caralho como eu AMO scorpions vsfdddddd”) and jokes about selling their soul (“Eu vou vender minha alma pro capeta, fodase”) while still shining in the pit: eu e o jay se empurrando num mosh pit.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Nael reads as a loud, impulsive, emotionally intense person who throws himself into things head‑first, a classic Gryffindor profile. He repeatedly uses exaggerated self‑destructive humor in response to media and life events, like “Vou me matar, é isso aí Vlw flw 🤙” and “Hoje eu me mato”, showing dramatization and zero emotional brakes when reacting to feelings. His reactions to stories are framed in terms of justice and retribution, e.g. demanding a brutal ending for villains in an AU: “se no final disso não tiver um linchamento bem doloroso seguido de uma morte lenta desses dois capetas eu me mato na sua frente”, which signals a strong hero/avenger instinct more than detached analysis. He is openly confrontational and loves picking fights for fun, especially with Fernanda: “Dito isso, Fernanda espero que esteja lendo e que você se EXPLODA” and “Mds que hobby delicioso implicar com a Fernanda gratidão obrigado deus”, which fits Gryffindor’s combative, teasing social style. The same intensity applies to fandom and shows: “VAI SE FUDER, TENHO QUE IR NESSA MERDA AGORAAAAAAA” and screaming about mosh pits in his bio show someone who seeks adrenaline, chaos, and big feelings—more fiery courage/impulsiveness than the calculated ambition of Slytherin or the calm loyalty of Hufflepuff. Overall, his personality is loud, reactive, justice‑obsessed, and ready for drama, which aligns strongest with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
A song that mixes drama, dark humor, and emotional chaos fits them perfectly, and Welcome to the Black Parade captures that theatrical intensity. They constantly oscillate between over-the-top despair and irony, saying things like "Vou me matar, é isso aí Vlw flw 🤙" and "Hoje eu me mato" in a clearly exaggerated, fandom-driven way, much like the song’s melodramatic tone. Their world is a mix of fandom obsession, spoilers, and emotional pain, as seen in "Puta que pariu não acredito que peguei spoiler de novo e foi o pior possível SABIA que isso ia acontecer, mas ainda tinha um pouco de esperança, não quero mais vou me matar" and "Parando de ler um pouco porque não quero terminar rápido, preciso aproveitar mais a dor que tá me causando 😓", which mirrors the song’s themes of enduring pain and still pushing forward. They also live for loud, emotional experiences like shows and mosh pits, reflected in their bio “eu e o jay se empurrando num mosh pit” and in tweets like "SETEMBRO EU TENHO FÉRIAS SETEMBRO EU VOU VIVEEEEEEER", aligning with the song’s cathartic, anthemic energy. Finally, their mix of nostalgia and intensity—talking about old k-pop groups, rock bands like Scorpions, and chaotic friendships—matches the song’s bittersweet look at the past and defiant, dramatic attitude toward life.
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