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The user describes themselves as an "unoriginal loser" and repeatedly expresses self-hate and depressive thoughts, similar to Milhouse’s perpetual status as the town’s resident loser. The tweet "i’m actually really fucking depressed" mirrors Milhouse’s frequent feelings of sadness and low self-esteem. The line "god forbid a guy is down bad for pretty women" directly echoes Milhouse’s unrequited crush on Lisa Simpson. Additionally, the user’s self-critical remarks like "i fucking hate food ... i was clean from binging for 3 months and just fucked it all up" reflect Milhouse’s tendency to feel inadequate and to over-react emotionally. Overall, the combination of chronic insecurity, self-deprecation, and being a "down-bad" lover aligns best with Milhouse Van Houten.

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The user’s tweets focus heavily on personal feelings and internal states, such as "i’m actually really fucking depressed" and "i hate holiday seasons. i hate food. i hate x. everything is fucking stupid," indicating an introverted communication style. They reference concrete, specific experiences like "i was clean from binging for 3 months" and "i just got fired from the only job i’ve ever liked right before christmas," which points to a sensing preference for tangible details. Their language is driven by emotion and personal values, seen in statements like "i hate how weak i am" and "i’m actually really fucking depressed," reflecting a feeling decision‑making approach. The lack of structured planning and the acceptance of a chaotic, spontaneous lifestyle—evident in "guess i can embrace the unemployed #LeagueOfLegends life fr now"—suggest a perceiving orientation. Overall, the pattern aligns with the ISFP personality type.

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Gaming & car photo enthusiast. Fired before Christmas, now grinding life & League of Legends. On a quest for self-improvement.– @alexuxou

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The Crying Car Crash is a dark, bitter concoction that mirrors alex’s self‑described misery and self‑loathing. The black vodka and cold brew coffee capture the “i’m actually really fucking depressed” sentiment, while the Campari adds a sharp bitterness reminiscent of “fucking disgusting.” A dash of Tabasco brings the fiery “heavy wannabe mean girl vibes” and the rage in “i hate holiday seasons. i hate food.” Finally, the tiny car garnish references their habit of posting “crying car pics,” making the drink a literal embodiment of their online persona.

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The user shows self‑centered, ambitious, and resourceful traits typical of Slytherin. They complain about being fired and quickly pivot to embracing the 'unemployed #LeagueOfLegends life' as shown in their tweet 'i just got fired from the only job i’ve ever liked right before christmas:)) guess i can embrace the unemployed #LeagueOfLegends life fr now.', indicating a cunning use of adversity. Their self‑deprecating but attention‑seeking language ('unoriginal loser mdni (21)', 'god forbid a guy is down bad for pretty women') reflects a desire for status and control. The frequent use of harsh language and willingness to confront negativity ('fucking disgusting', 'i’m actually really fucking depressed') shows a boldness and disregard for social niceties, aligning with Slytherin’s bold, ambitious nature. Therefore, Slytherin fits best.

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One well-known song that captures alex's feelings is 'Creep' by Radiohead. The lyrics 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo' resonate with his self-described 'unoriginal loser' and the frequent self‑deprecation in his tweets. He repeatedly says he is depressed, for instance, 'i’m actually really fucking depressed' and expresses self‑hatred like 'i hate everything is fucking stupid' and 'i fucking hate food i hate eating i hate being so disgusting'. His sense of alienation after being fired and his dislike of holidays ('i just got fired... guess i can embrace the unemployed #LeagueOfLegends life fr now' and 'i hate holiday seasons') echo the song’s refrain 'I don’t belong here'. Overall, the raw, confessional tone of 'Creep' matches his bleak outlook and feeling of being an outsider.

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