Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative dedication: Actively practices art to show appreciation for VTubers, as seen in his “attempt to draw #maimebat”.
- Financial responsibility: Successfully reached the milestone of “closing on a home” in mid-2024.
- Critical analytical skills: Provides thoughtful critiques on visual novels like Subahibi, noting how “the Hill of Sunflowers ending” leaves an empty feeling.
- Animal lover: Expresses consistent affection for his pets, such as his “dumbass cat” and a dog that “loves tummy rubs”.
- Technical persistence: Successfully “got Muv Luv patched on the deck” despite claiming to be Linux inept.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic insomnia: Suffers from severe sleep issues, once staying awake “all weekend” before crashing for 15 hours.
- Poor time management: Admits that finding time for hobbies while being a “wagie” is a struggle.
- Low self-esteem: Frequently critiques his own artistic efforts, stating his “perspective needs work”.
- Sensory sensitivity: Admits to having significant “noise sensitivity” that makes him prone to irritation from fire alarms.
- Low perseverance: Easily loses momentum with long stories, mentioning he has “no drive to keep reading” Majikoi after two routes.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy (Jeff Albertson)
Alex embodies the ultimate enthusiast archetype, dedicated to niche subcultures like Touhou Project and VNs, much like Springfield’s resident expert. They share a critical eye for media and a deep obsession with collectibles, specifically mentioning how a new plush “will rule over my old bootlegs”. Their life revolves around high-level media consumption, often feeling “forced to be a wagie” when work interferes with their intensive reading schedule. Despite the occasional cynicism, they possess a creative side, “drawing fumos to show appreciation” to the creators they admire. Ultimately, their desire to “lobotomize myself so I can experience it again” regarding a favorite series perfectly mirrors the 'Best. Episode. Ever.' mentality.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
Alex exhibits Introversion (I) through a preference for solitary hobbies like visual novels and art, noting that “Finding time to read VNs when you have a job and other hobbies is fucking painful”. Their Intuition (N) is seen in their appreciation for complex narratives and deep emotional payoffs in stories like Muv-Luv Alternative, where they value how “getting to know the characters so intimately... absolutely pays off”. The Feeling (F) preference is clear in their motivation to create art to “better show my appreciation to the vtubers that make me smile”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows in a flexible, sometimes disorganized approach to life and gaming, admitting “I make a mess of my save files” and choosing to “pause Majikoi and read Umineko instead” based on current drive rather than a set plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Muv-Luv trilogy? Because I'm ready to spend weeks getting to know you just to experience the absolute peak of Alternative.
- I promise I’m a much better choice than anything you've faced in Full Metal Daemon Muramasa—every decision you make with me will feel exactly right.
- I might not be a professional artist yet, but I’d love to be the reason you have to practice drawing a 'happy ending' for once.
- Is your name Satorin? Because you’ve finally arrived in my life and I’m ready to stop the long wait and start the celebration.
- I know you’re struggling to find time for VNs as a wagie, so how about we skip the common route and go straight to the 'closing on a home together' ending?
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Your new Twitter bio
29-year-old homeowner and aspiring artist. Between surviving VN-induced despair and pet tummy rubs, I’m learning to draw the vtubers who keep me smiling.– @alexwchia
Your signature cocktail
The 64x64 Fumo Spritz
This drink captures alexwchia’s blend of cozy hobbies and 'wagie' exhaustion. The coffee base represents the “insomnia” and the struggle of “finding time to read VNs when you have a job,” while the sparkling sake adds a bubbly 'chuuba' energy. The taro syrup provides a purple hue for their “💜 the recorder” tweet, and the cocoa powder is 'pixelated' on top to honor their “64x64” pixel art attempts. It’s a bittersweet, experimental mix for someone who appreciates both “amazing trilogies” and “dumbass cats.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Alex exhibits the core Hufflepuff traits of patience, hard work, and a gentle spirit. Their dedication to art is driven by a desire to show kindness, stating “I want to get better at art so I can better show my appreciation to the vtubers that make me smile”, and they show immense patience by “waiting since pre ordering” for months for a specific collectible. Despite life’s pressures, they value the simple joy of caring for others, whether it's noticing their cat “loves the tummy rubs” or expressing empathy for fictional characters by wishing “for a better ending” for them. Their modest approach to their self-described “basic fumos” and consistent efforts to improve through practice highlight the unassuming diligence characteristic of a true Hufflepuff.
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Bad Apple!! - Nomico (Alstroemeria Records)
Given their deep passion for Touhou Project and the surrounding fan culture, the iconic Bad Apple!! perfectly captures alexwchia's aesthetic. Their bio explicitly states they “like chuubas, 2hu, and fumos” and they frequently post about collecting merchandise, such as when their “medium satorin has arrived”. The song's themes of existential drifting and repetition resonate with their struggle to balance hobbies and work, noting that they are often “forced to be a wagie” with “not enough free time” for visual novels. Furthermore, the song is a staple of the creative community they participate in, as seen when they share their own “attempt to draw” fan art to show appreciation for the media they love.
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