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Your Simpsons character
Alex aligns closely with Lisa Simpson due to their shared artistic sensitivity, intellectual interests, and occasional bouts of existential melancholy. Like Lisa, Alex expresses deep devotion to specific media, calling Life is Strange their "religion", and possesses a strong political conscience, criticizing those "defending the privatization of beaches". They both struggle with feeling misunderstood or isolated, with Alex noting they are "depressed now" and experiencing "insomnia" while navigating complex emotions. Ultimately, Alex’s mix of high-brow musical taste—seen in their list of favorite albums—and their introspective nature mirrors the soul of a young, modern-day Lisa.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alex exhibits strong Introversion (I), frequently mentioning solitary struggles like “Como é ruim ter insônia” and a preference for staying home, noting that “sair de casa hoje vai ser uma prova de amor”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their deep emotional connection to fictional narratives and music, specifically their obsession with Life is Strange, claiming “Minha religião sendo life is strange”. As a Feeling (F) type, Alex is highly transparent about their mental health and values, often posting vulnerable thoughts like “Caralho como eu me odeio... Talvez eu mereça outra internação”. Finally, their Perceiving (P) trait shows through a spontaneous and somewhat chaotic lifestyle, admitting to making mistakes and “Lançando fake News no Facebook” or impulsively wanting to “pintar meu cabelo para poder fingir que eu tô mudando de personalidade”.

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Vinyl enthusiast and Life is Strange loyalist. When I’m not analyzing Lana Del Rey lyrics or debating the superiority of avocados, I’m dodging spoilers and my ex.– @alexxhora

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a moody, experimental tribute to a soul whose “religião sendo life is strange” and who is “PROIBIDO falar mal” of Chloe Price. The Absinthe base reflects the 'blue' obsession and a complex mental landscape where they admit to being “mais chato chapado” while dealing with heavy themes like therapy and “insônia”. The salty rim brings the “por do sol na praia” to the glass, while the bitter tonic captures the sharp, sagitariano wit used to “lançando fake News no Facebook”. It’s a drink served strong and slightly chaotic, perfect for someone who considers going to school “um mico” but loves a classic Lana Del Rey vibe.

Your Hogwarts House
Alex exhibits the core Hufflepuff traits of emotional vulnerability, loyalty to cherished interests, and a deep appreciation for simple comforts. They show a gentle, nurturing side by “taking a chocolate to their psychologist” and expressing pure joy over a “cute kitten running away”. Their intense loyalty to the character Chloe Price, stating “it is FORBIDDEN to speak ill of her” on their profile, mirrors the steadfast devotion of a Badger. While they occasionally display Gryffindor-like bluntness regarding social issues, their overall vibe is centered on “loving videos that give a great calm” and seeking connection, making them a true Hufflepuff.

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Alex exhibits a deeply melancholic and introspective personality, frequently oscillating between self-deprecating humor and raw vulnerability regarding his mental health. His obsession with the game Life is Strange and its protagonist Chloe Price—stating “nunca tinha visto tanto ódio com a chloe price. No meu perfil está PROIBIDO falar mal dela.”—reflects an affinity for 'messy' characters who feel like a burden. This mirrors the themes of Liability, especially when he tweets “Caralho como eu me odeio pqpn Sou um idiota filha da puta Talvez eu mereça outra internação”. The song captures his habit of documenting his emotional highs and lows, from finding peace in the rain to the sting of loneliness after realizing “Ok acho que tô deprimido agr”.

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