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Your Simpsons character
Alfred's provocative and elitist views bear a striking resemblance to Mr. Burns. His disdain for modernity, as in 'The REAL issue in your life is that columns are not complex enough,' mirrors Burns' old-fashioned values. His dramatic statements, such as 'I'm ALIVE and... DARKNESS!!! IS! MY!! TOOL!!!,' align with Burns' theatrical nature. Additionally, his confrontational humor and extreme opinions, like 'Libt*rd troons are sick freaks,' reflect Burns' lack of concern for public opinion. Both are unapologetically themselves, for better or worse.

Your MBTI personality Type
Alfred's analytical and strategic approach to his opinions aligns with the INTJ personality type. His tweet 'You are actively poisoning your mind and understanding of the illustrious MVSSOLINI' reflects a deep, albeit controversial, engagement with history. His disdain for modernity and societal trends, as seen in 'The REAL issue in your life is that columns are not complex enough,' aligns with the INTJ's preference for structure and order. Additionally, his provocative and confrontational humor, such as 'You have AIDS,' reflects the INTJ's tendency to value logic over social harmony.

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Welshman in Virginia | Historian of Controversy | Lover of Aesthetics, Loather of Modernity | Provocative Humorist | Do not follow unless you dare.– @Alfred03691846

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The 'Provocateur' embodies Alfred's dramatic and confrontational personality. Absinthe reflects his fascination with the macabre, as seen in 'I'm ALIVE and... DARKNESS!!! IS! MY!! TOOL!!!' Blackberry Liqueur adds a touch of sophistication, aligning with his interest in aesthetics. Lemon Juice provides a sharp, provocative kick, much like his humor in 'You have AIDS.' Activated Charcoal gives the drink a dark, mysterious appearance, while Edible Gold Flakes add a touch of grandeur. It's a cocktail as bold and controversial as Alfred himself.

Your Hogwarts House
Alfred's cunning, ambition, and provocative nature align well with Slytherin. His defense of controversial figures like Mussolini, 'You are actively poisoning your mind and understanding of the illustrious MVSSOLINI,' shows a willingness to take unpopular stances. His dramatic flair, 'I'm ALIVE and... DARKNESS!!! IS! MY!! TOOL!!!,' suggests a theatrical, self-assured personality. Additionally, his confrontational humor, 'You have AIDS,' and disdain for modernity reflect a rebellious streak. Slytherin values ambition and resourcefulness, traits Alfred embodies, even if controversially.

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This song's exploration of controversial figures and themes aligns with Alfred's personality. His tweet 'You are actively poisoning your mind and understanding of the illustrious MVSSOLINI' reflects a willingness to engage with contentious topics. His dramatic flair, as seen in 'I'm ALIVE and... DARKNESS!!! IS! MY!! TOOL!!!,' fits the song's theatrical tone. Additionally, his provocative humor and extreme opinions, like 'The only tip a waitress can get is the tip of my ****!!!!!,' align with the song's rebellious spirit.

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