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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Homer Simpson: loud, impulsive, obliviously crude, and oddly affectionate. Like Homer, they are food-obsessed and gleefully indulgent, constantly fixating on junk food and meat, e.g. “Mmmm fuck soooo good I could eat dat for breakfast lunch and dinner 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🍅” and “A hot dog sounds really good right now dudes 🤤🤤 meaty goodness”. Their chaotic, sometimes violent exaggerations and dark jokes—such as “Oh my god someone has to shoot you dude” and “Sometimes I like to tie mattie up and turn him over a fire like a rotisserie chicken 😄🇺🇸”—mirror Homer’s slapstick aggression toward Bart that is played for comedy rather than true malice. The user’s childish bravado and self‑centered patriotism in tweets like “USA USA 🇺🇸 IM AWESOME DUDES” and “International law doesn’t apply to me dudes because I am worldwide! 🥰😘” strongly resemble Homer’s bumbling American-ego persona. Even their moments of confused vulnerability, such as “If I’m Not like America then who am I 😭😖 … I need to call the doc for a psych evaluation 😭😭🇺🇸”, fit Homer’s occasional insecure breakdowns beneath his loud exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show strong Extraversion (E): nearly every tweet is outward-focused, loud, and attention-seeking, like “USA USA 🇺🇸 IM AWESOME DUDES” and “LICK MY BALLS EVERYONE JUST GOT THE VENEZUELAN PRESIDENT WHO UP”, and they constantly interact with others and reference social circles (England, Russia, Mattie, boss, etc.). Their Intuition (N) appears in the heavy use of metaphor, personification and roleplay instead of concrete, real-life detail: they speak as “British America,” talk about “the CIA tried to get me for being perfect” in “The CIA tried to get me for being perfect and better than everyone else, Dudes”, and refer to age-regressing into the 13 colonies in “Sorry dudes I age regressed back to the 13 colonies being with Boss DT is too damn hard”. They lean Feeling (F) because their posts are driven by emotion, relationships, and reactions rather than structured arguments, e.g. “Stupid idiot who won’t move in wit me MATTIE 😭😭😭😖🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸” and concern for others in “bruh Russia please get EDtwt 🙏😕 I am here for you dude”. Finally, they clearly favor Perceiving (P) with impulsive, chaotic spontaneity over structure: they bounce rapidly between topics (food, politics, religion, sexual jokes) and say things like “Sure man. Fuck it go ahead.” and “What am I holding dude? Is that a taco or burger?😄”, showing little sign of planning or organization. Altogether, the enthusiastic, irreverent, people-oriented, imaginative, and spontaneous style fits ENFP best.

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Student by day, ‘British America’ by night. Senior year, Oval Office meows, too many burgers, and praying I pass both exams and history.– @alfredwaskilled

Your signature cocktail
The bourbon whiskey is loud, cocky, and undeniably American, just like them yelling “USA USA 🇺🇸 IM AWESOME DUDES” “USA USA 🇺🇸 IM AWESOME DUDES” while meowing in the Oval Office “Meowing in the Oval Office who up”. English breakfast tea syrup nods to their Big Brother obsession and chips jokes, sweetening all that colonial tension “Sometimes I wish the towns people would convict Big Brother England of misdoings and publicly humiliate him by tarring and feathering him”. The cola with a shot of espresso captures their hyper, chaotic energy and late‑night over-sharing about food and hot dogs “A hot dog sounds really good right now dudes 🤤🤤 meaty goodness”. A pinch of smoked sea salt stands in for the darker, anxious undertones and nightmares under all the jokes “If I pray hard enough will the nightmares go away? 😖”. Finally, the whipped cream and sprinkles are childish, over-the-top, and a little ridiculous—perfect for someone who proudly declares “My name is Alfred and I suck major dick” “My name is Alfred and I suck major dick” while also calling themselves the “REPRESENTATIVE OF British America 😊 🇬🇧” “REPRESENTATIVE OF British America 😊 🇬🇧 @lovinovargasok is my caretaker GOD FIRST ✝️”.

Your Hogwarts House
This account reads as classic chaotic Gryffindor energy: loud, brash, impulsive, and convinced of their own hero status. They lean into a hero complex and bravado with tweets like “USA USA 🇺🇸 IM AWESOME DUDES” and “The CIA tried to get me for being perfect and better than everyone else, Dudes”, which show a self-image centered on being the main character. Their aggression is very head‑on rather than subtle or strategic, e.g. “Oh my god someone has to shoot you dude”, “fuck you”, and openly fantasizing about public humiliation in “Sometimes I wish the towns people would convict Big Brother England of misdoings and publicly humiliate him by tarring and feathering him”. They also throw themselves into conflicts without apparent self‑preservation, like “Currently beefing with Russia’s big ass. Dudes, back me up. He’s stupid and trying to protect some oil tanker 😂”, showing reckless confrontational courage more than cunning. While there are flashes of loyalty and affection (for example, their excited support for family in “Wow!! I can’t believe I’m totally becoming an uncle dude! This is fucking rad man! Congrats on you two!”), the dominant traits are impulsive boldness, showy confidence, and a desire to be the heroic (or infamous) center of attention, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A hyper-American, slightly chaotic but upbeat anthem like Party in the U.S.A. fits them perfectly. Their whole persona is wrapped up in loud, goofy patriotism and food obsession, like “USA USA 🇺🇸 IM AWESOME DUDES” and “Happy New Years dudes! The last thing I’m eating in 2025 is an in and out burger with animal style fries!”. The song’s cheerful, almost cartoonish vision of America mirrors how they talk about themselves as over-the-top heroic and special, e.g. “The CIA tried to get me for being perfect and better than everyone else, Dudes”. At the same time, there’s a note of anxiety and disorientation under the bravado, similar to their more vulnerable posts like “If I pray hard enough will the nightmares go away? 😖” and “If I’m Not like America then who am I 😭😖”. The mix of poppy optimism, culture-obsession, and a slightly unhinged edge makes this song a strong match for their online persona.

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