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Moe is the perpetually depressed, abused bartender who often endures humiliating and violent treatment from his patrons, mirroring AliceLiterally’s desire to be used and degraded, as seen in tweets like 'i want makima to tie a rope around my neck and pull it while she uses me' and 'i have needles for fingers'. Like Moe’s bar being the setting for drunken games, Alice’s tweet 'whenever i disagree woth makima i want her to say we can decide it with a drinking game and when i get blackout drunk she uses me' reflects a similar environment of alcohol-fueled submission. Moe’s frequent self‑destructive behavior and suicidal hints (e.g., 'need to be pounded' and 'i want a woman to dig a meathook in my collar and drag it down') align with the user’s chaotic, self‑harm‑laden content. Both characters are outsiders who crave attention through extreme, often sexualized, humiliation, and their speech patterns are similarly fragmented and repetitive, as shown in 'mid reference' and 'FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU'. This combination of depression, masochism, and a bar‑centric, drunk‑driven world makes Moe Szyslak the best match.

Your MBTI personality Type
In their communication they post many self‑focused statements such as "i want makima to ..." and "i love ass", showing a strong internal focus typical of Introversion. For processing information they invoke abstract, surreal images like "spider named toast" and "mid reference", suggesting a preference for Intuition. For decision‑making they repeatedly express personal desires – "need cock in mouth" and "i want ... to use me" – indicating a Feeling orientation. Their timeline is chaotic and spontaneous, with lines like "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU" and "i woke up with my phone under my crotch again", revealing a Perceiving lifestyle.

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Anime enthusiast, writer, and lover of all things spooky. Former catacomb explorer who once got lost in a library of 1000 manga.– @AliceLiterally

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The Catacomb Subjugation is a dark, blood-red cocktail that mirrors Alice’s love for BDSM and the macabre. Its black vodka symbolizes the shadows of "the catacombs" while activated charcoal gives it an earthy, underground depth. Beetroot juice creates a vegan "blood" hue, nodding to the bio claim and the tweet "mid reference" that shows their quirky humor. A splash of chili-infused whiskey adds a painful heat, echoing lines like "i want makima and integra to leash and collar me" and "i want a vampiric woman to chase me down and when she catches me i want her to use me while she sucks my blood". Finally, a hint of sweet vermouth adds a seductive sweetness, referencing the self-declared "i love ass" and the mantra "fighting and trouble are my middle name".

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The tweets repeatedly show a fixation on powerful, often dangerous characters, seeking to be used by them for personal advantage – for example, "i want makima to make me wear a shock collar" and "i want makima to manufacture situations where she saves me so i feel like im indebted to her". This indicates an ambition to attach oneself to authority and to manipulate those relationships, a classic Slytherin trait. Their bio’s contradictory claim "vegan cannibal" and the aggressive outburst "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU" further reveal a bold, cunning, self‑preserving attitude rather than the loyalty of Hufflepuff or the curiosity of Ravenclaw. Overall, the pattern of seeking power, resourcefulness, and a willingness to exploit dominance aligns best with Slytherin.

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The user’s timeline is saturated with fantasies of BDSM and being used as a sexual toy, which mirrors the explicit themes of Rihanna’s “S&M”. Tweets like "i want makima to tie a rope around my neck and hang it down from the ceiling so she can pull it while she uses me [picture]" and "i want makima and integra to make me wear a shock collar [picture]" directly echo the song’s focus on bondage, pain‑pleasure exchange, and power dynamics. Their frequent profanity, for example "FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU [picture]", captures the unapologetic, rebellious tone of the chorus "S‑M, S‑M / If you want it, you got it". The repeated desire to be "shove[d] down my throat" and "electrocute me while she uses me" aligns with the song’s celebration of extreme sexual control. Overall, “S&M” best reflects the user’s dominant‑submissive fantasies and defiant attitude.

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