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The account mixes intense emotion, introspection, and a longing to feel safe and understood, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, this user often feels alienated or overwhelmed, saying things like “i hate ppl” and “im such a loser why does no one wanna hang out with me or do stuff with me i hate being alone”, echoing Lisa’s frequent sense of isolation. There’s also a strong desire to be cared for and guided, similar to Lisa’s complex attachment to parental figures, in tweets like “dad that takes care of you and comforts you and guides you and looks after you yes” and “dad that teaches me stuff n makes me Soo smart”. The user’s nostalgia and wish to be younger—“why couldnt i stay little forveerhdhdjd” and “all i want to do right now is be little again playing with my barbies with my sister”—mirror Lisa’s recurrent struggle with growing up too fast and longing for lost childhood simplicity. While the sexual and dark humor is far more explicit than anything in The Simpsons, underneath it is a sensitive, overthinking, chronically online girl trying to reconcile innocence with adult feelings, which is very Lisa-coded in spirit.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extraverted: many tweets describe feeling isolated or uncomfortable with others, like “grown ups scare me” and “im such a loser why does no one wanna hang out with me or do stuff with me i hate being alone”, and they often retreat into their inner world of plushies, Minecraft, and fantasies (“me n dad have a house n cat in minecraft :3”). They lean toward intuition (N) because they fixate on dreamy/idealized images of childhood, purity, and roles rather than concrete facts, as in “all i want to do right now is be little again playing with my barbies with my sister” and “i wnana be pure innocent little girl”. Their posts are highly feeling (F)-driven, full of emotional intensity, self-worth issues, and relational focus, for example “only good person to ever ever exist in my life is my bf” and “will i ever be satisfied with what i see in the mirror”, with almost no emphasis on detached logic. Finally, they appear perceiving (P): they are chaotic, impulsive, and mood-driven rather than structured or planned, shown in tweets like “im so bored should i die”, “I FEEL CHOPPED I AM SWEATY MY TUMMY HURTS I AM CHOPPED EVERYTHING KEEPS FALLING”, and the general lack of any planning/organizing talk. Together this points most strongly to INFP: an inward, fantasy-heavy, emotionally intense, and spontaneous personality focused on feelings, identity, and romantic/idealized bonds.

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College girl with a soft spot for plushies, chai, and Calico Critters. Once ordered a ‘plezburger cheese’ and the cashier actually tried to find it.– @alicethebabi

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The strongest through‑line in Alice’s tweets is attachment and loyalty to a small circle of people, especially her boyfriend and “dad” figure, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. She repeatedly centers her boyfriend as the only truly good person in her life, as in “only good person to ever ever exist in my life is my bf”, and talks about missing him and wanting to cuddle him in posts like “i miss bf” and “i wanna cuddle him n just smell him and kiss him and bite him pls”. She’s also very bonded to her ‘dad’ figure in a nurturing, comfort-based way rather than a power- or status-based way, shown in “dad that takes care of you and comforts you and guides you and looks after you yes” and “dad that teaches me stuff n makes me Soo smart”. Her love of cozy, soft things—plushies, childhood nostalgia, cute drinks, and being cared for—appears in tweets like “i wonder if my other plushies get jealous when i cuddle one a little too much” and “drinking chai all cozy yes yes”, which fits Hufflepuff’s homey, comfort-focused vibe. While there are flashes of darkness and self-loathing, they aren’t channeled into ambitious Slytherin-style self-advancement or Gryffindor heroics; instead, she keeps circling back to wanting safe relationships and simple comforts, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.

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A well‑known song that best suits @alicethebabi is Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood. Their whole persona is built around a hyper-feminine, childish, yet darkly sexual "dad" fixation, from the bio "my dad fanpage" to tweets like “matching pfps with dad and his profiles so #girlypop hhehehe” and “dad that takes care of you and comforts you and guides you and looks after you yes”. The song’s themes of craving paternal affection, romanticizing older men, and blending vulnerability with kink mirror posts such as “my bf (58) and i (9) realizing our ages add up to 67” and “wait dad that bathes me”. Their timeline swings between cutesy regression, like “i wnana be pure innocent little girl”, and explicit sexual violence fantasies, like “Hai i want to be mouth raped ok Bye”, which fits the song’s unstable mix of neediness and dark intimacy. Even their depressive/self-loathing moments, such as “I WANNA DIEEEEEEIEIEJSIEIWIE” and “can i be normal”, echo the emotional chaos and insecurity woven throughout Daddy Issues. Overall, the song encapsulates their daddy-obsessed, age-regressed, chaotic romantic worldview.

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