Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Hardworking: Frequently pushing through commissions and school, e.g. talking about finishing sketches and working despite being tired in “Comissions have been super slow Im not sick anymore yay :D Ill finish ur guys stuff this month before my birthday” and “Just finished the battle pass in zzz and last minute farming for ysg! Getting back to comissions now!!”.
- Community‑minded: Organizes and participates in charity/communal events like the Umamusume race where proceeds go to retired race horses in “Thank you guys for showing up to th Umamusume race and meet at holamt!”.
- Ethical: Sets clear moral boundaries, refusing commissions involving real-life children in “Hi this is a warning post, if your every going to comission me please do not request me to draw a real life child.” and openly opposing AI art booths in “I’ve been getting hella death threats on ig and tiktok about how I hate ai and I got a booth in a anime convention semi shut down”.
- Supportive: Shows concern for followers’ wellbeing, urging people not to commission if they can’t afford it in “please don’t comission me if u can’t afford it 😭 art is a luxury and you shouldn’t have to pick pixels over food”.
- Multitalented: Actively juggles art, cosplay, content creation, and vtuber aspirations, shown in the bio and in posts like “I usually focus on more of my content creation and cosplay. Art is starting to make me sad.” and “My dreams of becoming a vtuber are so close I’m def saving up”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑doubt: Often questions her own art and appearance, e.g. “sometimes i feel as my art isnt good enough” and “I’m not cute I’m not sexy I’m just average”.
- Overextension: Runs multiple projects and accounts while in school, leading to tiredness and slow commissions, as in “Today and tomorrow I won’t be doing comission I’m tired :(” and needing to consolidate accounts in “Imma get rid of my cosplay account since I feel as I have to many accounts really.”.
- Platform‑frustration: Shows strong emotional reactions to algorithm and feature issues, e.g. “YO AM I MUTTED WHY AM I SHADOW BANNEDDD UGHHHH” and “I hate this discord update”.
- Communication‑overload: Struggles with managing DMs and staying responsive, evidenced by “I just checked my Twitter dms I AM SO SORRH for th delayed responses” and directing real people to Discord due to spam issues.
- Emotional‑reactivity: Tends to express stress in intense, all‑caps posts like “STOP FOLLWOINGME ‼️‼️‼️‼️ I CANT SAY I LOVE YOU TO EVERYONE” and “I RAN OUT OF X DOT COM PRENIUM FUCK MY CHUD LIFEEEEE”, which can come off as volatile.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
ALISSA comes across as creative, driven, and a little neurotic about doing things the right way, which fits Lisa Simpson best. She’s deeply invested in her art and studies, juggling commissions and school just like Lisa balances her passions and academics, as seen when she says “Comissions have been super slow Im not sick anymore yay :D Ill finish ur guys stuff this month before my birthday”. Her principled stance on issues, like refusing unethical requests and worrying about people spending beyond their means, shows Lisa-like ethics: “please don’t comission me if u can’t afford it… art is a luxury and you shouldn’t have to pick pixels over food” and “please do not request me to draw a real life child. Ever.”. She’s also self-critical and anxious about recognition and algorithms, mirroring Lisa’s insecurity about being seen and valued: “sometimes i feel as my art isnt good enough… Art is starting to make me sad. You can't get noticed if you dont have twitter blue”. At the same time, her excitement over niche interests (Umamusume, vtuber dreams, HolMat) and earnest gratitude toward supporters show the same passionate, dorky heart that defines Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they run public events and enthusiastically engage communities, e.g. hosting an Uma Musume race at Holiday Matsuri and thanking attendees in “Thank you guys for showing up to th Umamusume race and meet at holamt!”, plus openly talk about their Discord server in “Blehh!! Discord server join :p”. Their tweets show strong Intuition: they focus on ideas, dreams, and possibilities like becoming a VTuber in “My dreams of becoming a vtuber are so close I’m def saving up” and inventing an OC who turns into a battleship in “Anime girl who can turn into a U.S battle ship.”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions and values, warning people not to hurt themselves financially for art in “please don’t comission me if u can’t afford it… you shouldn’t have to pick pixels over food” and setting ethical boundaries about drawing real children in “please do not request me to draw a real life child. Ever.”. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than Judging: they often apologize for irregular schedules and art blocks in “Commissions have been so slow… Hope yall understand for me not posting much!” and shift plans spontaneously between art, cosplay, and content creation in “I figured out how to stay more active here… If no commissions weekly drawing :D”. Together, this expressive, idea-driven, values-focused, and somewhat unstructured style best matches ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘don’t pit irl stuff’ but your bags were SO perfect the other day… are commissions open for someone to be carried by you like that too, or is that a premium-tier unlock?
- You’re saving up to become a vtuber and already hitting 1M views and 180k impressions… can I pre-order a founder’s pack that just guarantees I get to say I knew you before the Twitter Blue arc?
- As someone who runs on coffee and art commissions, I’d like to officially apply to be your next ‘Somebody just bought me a coffee on Ko‑fi’—but only if the bonus reward is you letting me brag that my OC made it into an Alissa piece.
- You keep worrying that more cosplay than art might scare people away, but you literally hosted an Umamusume race at HolMat and cosplayed Agnes Tachyon—trust me, the only thing scary here is how fast I’d sprint to the front of your supporter lineup.
- You said art is a luxury and people shouldn’t pick pixels over food… so how about this deal: you keep drawing Kronii, Zhu Yuan, Uma girls and all your OCs, and I’ll make sure dinner and dessert are handled—no more choosing between groceries and gacha-looking commissions.
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Your new Twitter bio
Illustrator, cosmaker & occasional horse girl. Once got my art turned into a body pillow and peaked there. Comms open | ENG/ESP/日本語/한국어– @alissashogun
Your signature cocktail
The Shogun Sketch & Cosplay Splash
This cocktail mixes matcha-infused gin for their grindy, late-night commission warrior side, like when they’re “try Harding st this Jane doe comission HOLY FUCK dude”. Strawberry liqueur brings in the playful, slightly chaotic sweetness of yelling “STOP FOLLWOINGME ‼️‼️‼️‼️ I CANT SAY I LOVE YOU TO EVERYONE” while still obviously loving the attention. Yuzu juice adds a sharp, energetic citrus kick for their multi-language, con-going, high-energy creator vibe, from running Umamusume races to saying “Thank you guys for showing up to th Umamusume race and meet at holamt!”. Honey syrup represents the genuine care they show for others when they warn, “please don’t comission me if u can’t afford it 😭 art is a luxury and you shouldn’t have to pick pixels over food”. Finally, a top of sparkling water reflects their bubbly, experimental creator side dreaming of vtubing and cosplay, like when they say “My dreams of becoming a vtuber are so close I’m def saving up” and debating posting more cosplay with “I just like to do anything I can media wise will you guys support me?”. Overall, it’s sweet with a little bite, lightly sparkling but deceptively strong—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their timeline shows consistent hard work and care for others, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They repeatedly push through commissions even when tired or sick, like when they say they’ll get back to work after finishing a game event and apologize for slowness because of the holidays: “Just finished the battle pass in zzz and last minute farming for ysg! Getting back to comissions now!! Sorry if I’m not being fast with it, it’s Christmas / new years season”, and when they reassure clients despite being ill: “Comissions have been super slow Im not sick anymore yay :D Ill finish ur guys stuff this month before my birthday”. They also show a strong sense of fairness and kindness around money and boundaries, warning followers not to hurt themselves financially just to support her art: “please don’t comission me if u can’t afford it 😭 art is a luxury and you shouldn’t have to pick pixels over food”. Their ethics around content are clear and protective, especially when they draw a hard line about never drawing real-life children even if a client asks: “please do not request me to draw a real life child. Ever.”. They show loyalty and gratitude to their community—thanking followers, celebrating convention charity events, and being excited that proceeds go to retired horses: “All proceeds will be going to retired race horses in Florida! Thank you!!”. While there are hints of ambition and creative passion, the dominant throughline is steady work ethic, fairness, and genuine care for others’ well-being, all of which point most strongly to Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
wannabe - ITZY
A song that fits Alissa best is “WANNABE” by ITZY, which is all about loudly being yourself, chasing your own goals, and not letting others box you in. She’s constantly juggling art, cosplay, and content creation while insisting on doing it her own way, like when she says she wants to post cosplay but worries about scaring people off yet still asks for support: “Is it okay if I post more cosplay than art? I don’t wat to scare anyone away. I’m not cute I’m not sexy I’m just average I just like to do anything I can media wise will you guys support me?”. The song’s theme of hustle and ambition mirrors her grind with commissions and vtuber dreams: “My dreams of becoming a vtuber are so close I’m def saving up” and “Art commissions open again >:D I’m in such a great mood”. At the same time, she’s transparent about burnout and self-doubt in her art: “sometimes i feel as my art isnt good enough… Art is starting to make me sad.”, which echoes the song’s pushback against external pressure and expectations. Her loud, chaotic, and funny posting style, from shouting about sudden follower spikes (“STOP FOLLWOINGME ‼️‼️‼️‼️ I CANT SAY I LOVE YOU TO EVERYONE”) to memes and horse girls, matches the energetic, rebellious attitude of “WANNABE.” Overall, the song captures her blend of vulnerability, hustle, and unapologetic individuality.
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