Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Reflects on own emotions and capacity to love in depth, e.g. “Creo que a pocas personas he amado en mi vida, y amar es sacrificio y cambio…”.
- Humorous: Uses irony and sexual jokes to entertain, like “Este era puto y pedía pito” and playful lines about porn searches “Buscando un hit twit… y me salio porno gay de cholos”.
- Independent: Emphasizes self-priority and not needing others, e.g. “No tengo q amar a nadie solo a mi” and “Nadie está pr encima de ti”.
- Creative: Engages deeply with fandoms, ships, and fanfic ideas like omegaverse and mpreg, e.g. “Omega Light enojado pq alfa L…” and “Mis unicos reales Fanfics Mpreg Castiel…”.
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares vulnerability and insecurity, from “Nunca nadie me amara” to “Soy miserable cuando pienso en eso y pienso en eso todo el tiempo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts themself down, e.g. “Nunca nadie me amara”, “Nadie me quiere todos me odian”.
- Cynical relationships: Expresses distrust toward love and others’ worth, e.g. “Nadie vale la pena tanto mas que tu mismo” and distancing from commitment in “Quiero amar pero ahora no estoy dispuesta”.
- Harsh judgmental: Can be cutting toward others’ looks or partners, e.g. “Muy feo pa ser George” and “Neta se esfuerzan en conseguir el novio mas feo”.
- Sex-avoidant: Shows fear or disgust toward real-life sex despite heavy sexual humor, e.g. “Q miedo el sexo que bueno que no es real”.
- Validation-seeking: Swings between self-love and craving external approval, visible in bio “todos me aman” and tweets like “Me siento adolescente normal” and “Yo con mi pareja ideal. Yo mismo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa fits best because she’s intensely introspective, emotional, and constantly overthinking her place in the world, much like this user reflecting that “Creo que a pocas personas he amado en mi vida… Quiero amar pero ahora no estoy dispuesta”. There’s a strong streak of self-protection and self-sufficiency, echoing Lisa’s ‘I don’t actually need anyone’ phases in tweets like “No tengo q amar a nadie solo a mi” and “Nadie vale la pena tanto mas que tu mismo”. The user is also hyper-fixated on media, ships, and fanfic (Destiel, BkDk, Omegaverse, Castiel, Noel Gallagher), similar to Lisa’s obsessive nerdy interests, seen in tweets like “15 temporadas para entender yaoi nivel 1” and “Bkdk omegaverse yo me lei todas”. There’s a moral/philosophical edge mixed with irreverence—accepting being non-binary and Christian in “Acepte mi identidad como no binario y a la vez a Jesucristo en mi corazón”, while also making dark, horny, and sardonic jokes—which mirrors Lisa’s combination of ethics, identity exploration, and occasional rebellious sarcasm. Finally, the self-deprecating yet self-aware humor in “puta que graciosa soy, todos me aman” and “i flirt by having the eyes of a neglected pet” feels very Lisa: a smart, emotionally complex kid masking vulnerability with wit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on their inner world, fictional obsessions, and introspection rather than active socializing, like feeling "miserable" alone without headphones “Se me olvidaron los audífonos toco ser miserable en silencio” and repeatedly describing themselves as unloved or self-contained “Yo con mi pareja ideal. Yo mismo”, “Nunca nadie me amara”. They are strongly Intuitive (N): they fixate on symbolism and fictional dynamics (Cain and Abel, omegaverse, mpreg, ship dynamics), e.g. “Uno quisiera tener obsesines normales, cada semana el menos una ves pienso en cain y Abel o” and conceptualize characters as archetypes like "the first omega" “El primer omega”. Their values-driven, emotionally charged language points to Feeling (F): they foreground self-worth and emotions over logic, such as “Nadie vale la pena tanto mas que tu mismo”, “Los amigos son importantes y toda conexión es importante pero nadie está pr encima de ti”, and express intense empathy for fictional characters like Castiel “Castiel no hizo nada malo en su vida”. They show a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle characteristic of Perceiving (P) rather than structured Judging: they joke about procrastinating on tasks “Ostias chaval la tarea”, describe themselves as messy and unstructured “A limpiar mi chiquero”, and drift through media/fanfics on impulse “Leyendo un fanfic en tumblr”. Altogether, the combination of rich inner fantasy life, value-centric self-talk, emotional intensity, and lack of rigid planning matches INFP most closely.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you feel like Bakugo when Deku rejected him… so, as a certified Deku, I’d like to officially not reject you and instead invite you to scream at me over coffee.
- You wanting to be Noel Gallagher’s groupie is valid, but hear me out: we could skip the backstage drama and just have our own little ‘Wonderwall’ moment where I’m the one saving you from ‘being miserable in silence’ without your headphones.
- You accepted being non-binary and Jesus in your heart on the same day; if you’ve still got room, I promise I’ll treat your mind like Castiel—no slander, only devotion and way too many feelings.
- For someone who says ‘no one will ever love me’ and that your incel era was your peak, you sure tweet like a main-character omega who deserves an overprotective alpha bringing you snacks while you read mpreg fanfics on Tumblr.
- You’re out here thinking about Cain and Abel, Destiel, Krbk, Bkdk omegaverse and even Brokeback Mountain; statistically speaking, someone who overthinks love this much is absolutely qualified to overthink it with me—wanna test the theory?
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Non‑binary, Castiel defender, Brokeback Mountain quoter, Supernatural & anime ship analyst. Once accepted Jesus and omegaverse headcanons in the same week.– @Alizozone
Your signature cocktail
Destiel Disaster Omegaverse Fizz
This drink starts with mezcal with a chili rim, because they’re fiery, dramatic, and just a little unhinged in the best way, proudly declaring things like “puta que graciosa soy, todos me aman” and openly thirsting with “Q me den”. Blue curaçao makes it electric and a little fanish, a nod to their Castiel obsession in tweets like “Castiel no hizo nada malo en su vida” and all the Destiel posting such as “Destiel”. Sparkling grapefruit soda is bright but bitter-sweet, capturing lines like “Soy miserable cuando pienso en eso y pienso en eso todo el tiempo” and the self-love/anti-romance mood of “No tengo q amar a nadie solo a mi”. A dash of coffee liqueur gives it late-night-fanfic energy, perfect for their omegaverse and mpreg marathons like “Bkdk omegaverse yo me lei todas” and “Mis unicos reales Fanfics Mpreg Castiel Twitter Luffy”. Finally, the lime wedge with edible glitter is for their non-binary sparkle and chaotic holiness, toasting “Acepte mi identidad como no binario y a la vez a Jesucristo en mi corazón” while still being the messy, self-aware main character who says things like “Me siento adolescente normal”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Alizon shows very strong self‑preservation and a sharp, somewhat ruthless worldview that leans Slytherin. They repeatedly center themselves over others, e.g. “Nadie vale la pena tanto mas que tu mismo” and “No tengo q amar a nadie solo a mi”, which is classic Slytherin individualism and emotional self‑protection. Their willingness to embrace morally complicated or taboo ships and tropes—such as omegaverse, mpreg, and calling themselves “proshipper”—shows a comfort with transgressive, cunning fiction rather than a rule-following Hufflepuff or Gryffindor sensibility. They also display a darkly humorous, almost weaponized self-deprecation in posts like “Mi etapa incel era mi peak” and the bio “puta que graciosa soy, todos me aman,” which suggests social awareness and performance-minded edge more than pure academic Ravenclaw curiosity. While they do feel deeply, their instinct is to guard themselves and prioritize their own survival and desires, making Slytherin the best overall fit.
Your movie
Your song
Creep - Radiohead
A well‑known song that fits Alizon is Creep by Radiohead, because it mixes self-deprecating humor, loneliness, and a sense of being out of place in a way that mirrors their timeline. They joke about being unlovable and rejected, like when they say “Nunca nadie me amara” and “Nadie me quiere todos me odian”, which echoes the song’s “I don’t belong here” vibe. At the same time, they show a sharp, sarcastic edge in their bio “puta que graciosa soy, todos me aman” and tweets like “Mi etapa incel era mi peak”, similar to the bitter irony in Creep. They’re intensely romantic/obsessive about fictional men and ships (“Soy miserable cuando pienso en eso y pienso en eso todo el tiempo”, “Anhelando en silencio chicas”), which matches the song’s fixation on someone from a distance. Overall, Creep captures that mix of self-loathing, longing, and defiant attitude that shows up repeatedly in their tweets.
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