Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequent use of exaggerated laughter and jokes, like “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “n tem jeito sou viado [picture] [quoted tweet]”, shows a light, fun tone.
- Affectionate friend: Tweets mentioning friends with warmth and teasing, like “nat acho que seu namorado é apaixonado em mim [picture]” and “natalia de assis pereira eu te abraçaria [picture]”, show close bonds and care.
- Emotionally open: Openly expresses feelings, from stress and anxiety to affection, in posts like “acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne [picture]” and “ai o amor é lindo ne amor paixao romance [picture]”.
- Socially aware: Shows concern for broader issues, criticizing people joking about tragedies in “é bizarro ver a quantidade de gente zoando a situação do rio grande do sul puta que pariu [picture]”.
- Enthusiastic gamer: Consistently engages with games and achievements, e.g. “platinei 💀 [picture]”, “dragon ball kakarot é muito bom pprt nao sei pq demorei tanto pra jogar [picture]”, and references to Valorant, Final Fantasy, and Resident Evil.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Uses harsh language about self or situations, as in “burra. [picture] [quoted tweet]” and frequent joking insults that may reflect low self-regard.
- Negative coping: Comments like “quero dormir dormir e não acordar tá podendo? [picture]” and “acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne [picture]” suggest struggling with stress and unhealthy escape wishes.
- Aggressive language: Regular use of strong curses toward others, e.g. “VAI SE FUDER GIOVANA [picture] [quoted tweet]” and “fica reto noctis caralho [picture]”, can come off as hostile even when joking.
- Online overexposure: Admits heavy continuous computer use in “descobri que tem 9 dias que eu não desligo meu pc [picture]”, indicating difficulty disconnecting.
- Conflict-prone: Frequent playful feuds and call-outs like “te odeio nat [picture]”, “report theus. [picture]”, and “mt desumilde nao me deu sub ate hj [picture] [quoted tweet]” hint at a tendency to escalate interactions through public jabs.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user is most like Bart Simpson: chaotic, snarky, and constantly joking but with surprising emotional depth. Their humor is loud and over-the-top, like the repeated "KKKKKKKKKK" laughter in posts such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and playful insults like “VAI SE FUDER GIOVANA” and “te odeio nat”. They revel in games, competition, and mild chaos—tweets about Valorant and Final Fantasy like “valorant é uma coisa né”, “A MADDIE NAO CONSEGUE UPAR NO FINAL FANTASY KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK”, and “GUS METENDO LEON KENNEDY NO DARK SOULS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” mirror Bart’s love of mischief and gaming. At the same time, they’re dramatic and self-deprecating in a very teenage-Bart way, with posts like “quero dormir dormir e não acordar tá podendo?” and “acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne”. Despite the trolling, they show real care and empathy, for example criticizing people “zoando a situação do rio grande do sul”, which fits Bart’s hidden soft side beneath the prankster persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert (E): their timeline is highly social, full of friends’ names and @s, playful drama and inside jokes, e.g. talking about wanting to play pool with Jess in “wuero jogar sinuca com o jess” and teasing friends like Nat in “nat acho que seu namorado é apaixonado em mim”. Their interests and expressions suggest Intuition (N): they focus less on concrete detail and more on vibes, feelings and meanings, like the dark, dramatic tone of “quero dormir dormir e não acordar tá podendo?” and the existential joking in “acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne”. They come off as Feeling (F): they react emotionally to events (empathy for Rio Grande do Sul in “é bizarro ver a quantidade de gente zoando a situação do rio grande do sul puta que pariu” and “bagulho triste da porra meu deus”), are openly affectionate with people and pets (“as cachorra me amam, os playboy se derretem”), and prioritize relationships and personal bonds. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): their life appears spontaneous and unstructured, from leaving the PC on for 9 days in “descobri que tem 9 dias que eu não desligo meu pc” to casually switching from Suits to a random Sofia Santino movie in “a maddie me fez pausar suits pra gente ver filme da sofia santino absolutamente do nada”, and impulse decisions like “vou fazer (acho)” show a go-with-the-flow attitude rather than rigid planning. Overall, the combination of energetic social presence, emotionally expressive humor, value on connection, and spontaneity is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘destined to let your mustache grow’ — how about we speedrun destiny and let it grow on our couple selfies instead?
- If you can one-tap in Valorant and still ‘fake’ on the timeline, I’m scared to see what happens when you stop pretending and actually aim at my heart.
- You paused Suits to watch a Sofia Santino movie with Maddie… if you’re willing to sacrifice Mike Ross for your friends, I can only imagine how soft you’d be with your boyfriend.
- You’re out here platinum-ing games, crying over Rio Grande do Sul, vibing to Mitski and Life is Strange, and getting your nose bitten by a dog — you don’t need to say you’re ‘not okay’, I already know you’re exactly my type of emotionally chaotic main character.
- You say you ‘love to flirt’ and that there’s ‘no way, you’re gay’ — lucky for you, I’m perfectly qualified to be the reason you start tweeting KKKKKKKKK about romance instead of ranked.
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Guilherme | Gamer & serial Valorant reinstaller | Once paused Suits to watch a random movie mid-episode—now I just call it ‘content research’– @alizxack
Your signature cocktail
Til Kingdom Comeback
This cocktail is named after their bio “til kingdom come” and their eternal gamer grind energy, the kind of person who tweets “descobri que tem 9 dias que eu não desligo meu pc” like that’s just another Tuesday. Cachaça infused with coffee stands in for sleepless ranked queues and chaotic Valorant nights like “valorant é uma coisa né [picture]” and “vava coisa boa k [picture]”. Passion fruit juice captures their dramatic, romantic, slightly messy heart from tweets like “ai o amor é lindo ne amor paixao romance [picture]” and constant Maddie/Nat saga energy in “maddie se vc estiver lendo isso saiba que vc me ESTRESSA [picture]”. The red energy drink reduction channels their loud KKKKK spam and high-octane chaos such as “GUS METENDO LEON KENNEDY NO DARK SOULS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK [picture]” and “one tap ft. @shoooouyo [picture]”. A dash of bitter amaro reflects the anxiety and frustration behind the jokes, like “acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne [picture]” and “quero dormir dormir e não acordar tá podendo? [picture]”. Finally, the pop rocks rim pops and crackles like their chaotic timelines, loud laughter, and dog drama from “cachorros arrombados mijam a casa toda [2 pictures]” and “o arrombadinho mordeu meu nariz... [picture] [quoted tweet]”, making the drink playful, unpredictable, and a little bit cursed—just like them.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show a strong empathetic streak and fairness, which leans heavily Hufflepuff. Their indignation at people mocking a tragedy in Rio Grande do Sul in “é bizarro ver a quantidade de gente zoando a situação do rio grande do sul puta que pariu” and “bagulho triste da porra meu deus” shows emotional sensitivity and a protective instinct toward others’ suffering rather than a self-focused reaction. They’re also openly affectionate and loyal toward friends and pets, as seen in “natalia de assis pereira eu te abraçaria”, “as cachorra me amam, os playboy se derretem”, and the annoyed-but-fond tone in “maddie se vc estiver lendo isso saiba que vc me ESTRESSA”. The way they joke about being stressed, anxious, and tired in tweets like “acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne” and still keep engaging warmly with friends suggests perseverance and a ride-or-die social loyalty typical of Hufflepuff. While there’s humor, gaming competitiveness, and some impulsive joking, there is little evidence of Slytherin-style calculated ambition or Ravenclaw-style intellectual focus; instead, the core throughline is kindness, emotional sincerity, and closeness with their circle, which are textbook Hufflepuff traits.
Your movie
Your song
Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
The song Teenage Dream fits them because their timeline is a chaotic mix of gaming, flirting, self‑deprecation, and intense friendships that feel very youthful and dramatic. There’s a lot of playful romance and queer energy, like when they say “n tem jeito sou viado” and “adoro flertar”, which matches the carefree, love‑drunk vibe of the song. Their tweets are full of exaggerated laughter and memes such as “KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and gaming moments like “valorant é uma coisa né” and “dragon ball kakarot é muito bom pprt nao sei pq demorei tanto pra jogar”, mirroring the hyper, slightly chaotic energy of the track. At the same time, there’s emotional undercurrent and some anxiety—“acho q deviam banir a ansiedade puta bagulho chato ne” and “quero dormir dormir e não acordar tá podendo?”—which fits the way Teenage Dream mixes escapism with big feelings. Their devotion to friends and partners, like “maddie se vc estiver lendo isso saiba que vc me ESTRESSA” and “ai o amor é lindo ne amor paixao romance”, lines up with the song’s theme of intense, messy but sincere affection. Overall, their profile feels like living inside a slightly unhinged, gamer‑coded teenage rom‑com, which is exactly the emotional space that Teenage Dream lives in.
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