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AlkaYearner's mischievous, often vindictive nature and tendency towards exaggerated expressions of anger and frustration mirror Sideshow Bob's personality. Just as Bob is obsessed with getting revenge on the Simpsons, AlkaYearner expresses a desire to 'obliterate' their ex-coworker and frequently references their 'horny' thoughts and desires with a playful, yet sometimes menacing, tone. Both characters are driven by their own desires and are willing to go to great lengths to achieve them, even if it means resorting to unconventional or even harmful methods. Their shared love of elaborate schemes and their tendency to express their emotions in a dramatic and theatrical way further solidify their connection.

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Horny on main, sorry not sorry. Orv enthusiast, Redbull and smoothie lover, Pretty boy waist admirer. I'm a pretty tolerant man, but one thing I absolutely hate is when someone decides to be a fucking asshole when someone is trying to grow as a person.– @Alkabeast

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AlkaYearner's cunning, ambition, and resourcefulness align with the traits of Slytherin House. Their desire to 'obliterate' their ex-coworker and their willingness to express their opinions, even if negative, demonstrate a cunning and strategic mind. Their desire to 'astral project our souls and make them both diddle' suggests a willingness to explore unconventional paths and achieve their desires. While they may not be overtly power-hungry, their ambition is evident in their desire to attract 'pretty guys' and their pursuit of 'horny' thoughts and desires. Their resourcefulness is shown in their dedication to learning how to take 'thirst trap pics' and their determination to 'be the batman in the night for the sad bitches'. These traits, combined with their cunning and ambition, make them a fitting member of Slytherin House.

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The song's themes of obsession, manipulation, and desire for control, coupled with its catchy and often provocative lyrics, resonate with AlkaYearner's personality and their frequent tweets about their ex-boyfriend and their 'horny' thoughts and desires. The song's dark undertones and its exploration of the darker side of love and attraction mirror AlkaYearner's sometimes cynical and sarcastic tone when discussing their relationships and their own desires. The song's infectious energy and its ability to capture the complexities of human emotions, particularly in the context of love and desire, make it a fitting soundtrack for AlkaYearner's often contradictory and sometimes confusing personality.

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