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Like Lisa, Mintaka is a passionate enthusiast who deep-dives into niche interests, specifically the lore of Umamusume: Pretty Derby and its manga spin-off, Star Blossom. She possesses a refined appreciation for character integrity and artistry, even when things get 'freaky' or strange, noting that “Laurel herself is not normal 😭 She’s speaking poetry just like Brian 😭😭😭”. Her studious nature is evident when she spends time “reading about Laurel’s struggles” early in the morning, much like Lisa’s dedication to her books. Furthermore, Mintaka shares Lisa’s occasional frustration with her environment, lamenting a “class full of old people” and expressing a strong sense of justice by admitting, “I work in government, I criticize the government”. Ultimately, her blend of high-brow appreciation for 'dignified' characters and her intense, emotional fan-girl moments mirrors Lisa's own intellectual yet high-strung personality.

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Mintaka demonstrates Extroversion (E) through their highly expressive, high-energy reactions to media, often using excessive punctuation and all-caps like “ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their tendency to make abstract connections between different fandoms and real-life objects, such as comparing anime characters to their father's car or noting “Laurel Rezeable tapi Brian terlalu Aki buat Denji”. The Feeling (F) trait shines through in their emotionally driven commentary and deep empathy for characters, exemplified by their plea to “PLEASE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND DIGNIFIED LAURELLLLLL”. Finally, they exhibit Perceiving (P) through a spontaneous, chaotic posting style that moves rapidly between diverse interests, admiting to a lack of focus when they say “JAWAB PERTANYAAN GUEH ASTAGAAAAAAAAAAAA” while distracted by new content.

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Government employee by day, Umamusume enthusiast by night. Once mistook a Datsun for a Sakura Laurel. Passionate about horse racing history and anime art.– @allirepoohw

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This cocktail is a high-energy, experimental blend that mirrors a fan who is absolutely obsessed with Umamusume. The sparkling rosé pays tribute to their favorite 'dignified' girl, as seen in the tweet “PLEASE MORE BEAUTIFUL AND DIGNIFIED LAURELLLLLL”, while the dark coffee represents the cool intensity of “BRIAN GANTENG BRIAN GANTENG”. The drink is finished with a dash of silver glitter to celebrate their gaming achievements: “Menang silver alhamdulillah. Makasih Rice shower”. Much like the user's personality, it’s a bit 'freak' but ultimately wholesome, reflecting the sentiment that “Laurel matches Brian freakiness 😭😭😭😭”.

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Mintaka demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw curiosity and analytical approach to her hobbies, often connecting fictional characters to real-world history and mechanics, such as when she investigates her father's old car, questioning, "Bentar…. Jangan jangan mobil Datsun ayah yang sebelum timor itu…. Datsun Laurel??!!!!!". She shows a love for creative depth and lore, explicitly praising poetic dialogue and complex character dynamics in tweets like "Laurel herself is not normal 😭 She’s speaking poetry just like Brian". Her appreciation for aesthetic quality and artistic skill is a constant theme, seen when she exclaims, "ARTNYA BAGUS BAGUS ANJAYYYY". This tendency to research, categorize, and value the intellectual and creative aspects of her interests aligns her perfectly with the wit and wisdom of Ravenclaw.

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The user is deeply immersed in the world of Umamusume: Pretty Derby, showing an obsessive level of passion for characters based on legendary racehorses. Their timeline is a frantic mix of excitement and anxiety, frequently using exclamation points and crying emojis to express intense feelings for their favorites, as seen when they scream “BRIAN GANTENG BRIAN GANTENG” or beg for “MORE BEAUTIFUL AND DIGNIFIED LAURELLLLLL”. They also display a quirky sense of humor regarding the 'horse-human' concept, jokingly noting how a certain opening sequence is essentially “the yaoi version of umamusume, or.... umamusuko”. This folk-rock classic mirrors their journey through the 'desert' of gacha games and fandom culture, where they identify so strongly with these equine idols that they even defend bizarre alternate versions, stating “if Brian or Laurel was made into a guy... I'd still like them”.

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