
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Lisa fits best because this user is analytical, principled, and a little obsessive about their niche interests, just like Lisa with sax and causes. They constantly dive deep into moral/political issues, calling out ICE directly in their bio and posts like “This dude screams ignorance. ‘Dude; I’m from Spain!’ & ‘it’s super complex’ bro ICE is murdering civilians”, which mirrors Lisa’s activism. Their long, structured comics analysis threads, such as “I’ll be reviewing this @AlexPaknadel Q/A. Thread below 🧵 ⬇️”, resemble Lisa’s overachiever, overthinker energy. They’re also very self-aware about being hyper-focused on Cyclops, joking “autistic about cyclops” in their bio and making comments like “Man, hire me already x office, I have a lot of ideas for Scott to be even more fleshed out.”, which feels like Lisa insisting she could run things better if anyone listened. Finally, their frustration with shallow or dishonest readings of characters—“People love to lie about Scott.”—echoes Lisa’s exasperation when others ignore nuance or ethics.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their bio emphasizes solitary hobbies like being a “comic reader & video gamer” and a desire to “analyze stuff,” and many tweets are long analytical threads rather than social banter, such as wanting a separate space for essays in “I really need to make like a webpage to post my longer thoughts. Any ideas?”. They clearly favor Intuition over Sensing, repeatedly focusing on underlying themes, narrative structure, and character arcs rather than just panels or surface details, e.g. “some people here be acting like they’re the most moral person in existence & then they’re denying another characters redemption lmfao. They say they’re fine with it but then behave like the character never changed.” and “Hmm… it’s almost like you have to further address Jean’s impact as an all power goddess character & her balance with the X Men on earth…”. Their arguments are strongly Thinking-oriented: they call out “poor analysis,” invoke consistency, and dissect cause-and-effect in stories, as in “Anyone saying Scott was in full control of his actions while Dark Phoenix fundamentally doesn’t understand what Dark Phoenix does to a psyche… not acknowledging that is poor analysis.” and “People act like three short appearances is enough to carry a relationship in fiction… The problem is the dynamic balance sucking big shit.”. Their tone is blunt, often confrontational, and principle-focused rather than tactful, e.g. “This is rich coming from a Tony defender lmfao. Your claims are all based on dishonesty.” and “Straight up industry plant propaganda I’m not falling for: Emma x Tony”. They read as clearly Judging: they complain about lack of coherent planning from writers and editorial, like “This time can you conduct a consistent & coherent structure for the x books, ‘conductor of x’.” and “Scott should have like several broken bones after manhunt like remember consistency in comics”, and they talk about what writers should do with Scott or Jott, implying strong preferences and structured expectations. Taken together—analytical, theory-driven, critical of inconsistencies, long-form breakdowns, and value on systemic coherence—these traits align best with INTJ.

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Cyclops scholar, Phoenix truther. College critic breaking down X-Men, ships & bad takes. Once started an AvX thread and forgot to eat dinner.– @AllStarCyclops

Your signature cocktail
This drink starts with a smoky mezcal base to nod to their Mexican flag in the bio and the way they constantly ride for Cyclops under fire, like when they said Scott was hated for being right in “Nah @AlexPaknadel is 100% correct. He was hated for being RIGHT.”. A spicy chili-infused agave syrup captures their sharp, heated critiques of ships and writing, from “I find it silly when losers call me an incel when I criticize Jogan.” to “Straight up industry plant propaganda I’m not falling for: Emma x Tony”. The bitter grapefruit & lime twist represents their frustration with the X Office and events like AvX, reflected in lines like “Another reason why AvX was whack as fuck” and “Aside from the Cyclops mini, I’m not too hopeful for the comics… at the end of the day everything is copium on my end lol”. A dash of saline solution stands for the emotional honesty and vulnerability under the snark, visible when they plead for better Jott content in “People are frustrated because there hasn’t been any Jott content in months… myself included.”. Finally, the charred orange peel garnish is the flashy, dramatic flair that matches their meme-y, passionate posting style, from “HOLY SHIT??? THAT FIT???” to “QUICK!! EVERYONE DRAW CYCLOPS!!!!”, giving the cocktail a bright optic-flare finish over all that smoke and bitterness.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently foreground analysis and critical thinking over everything else. Their bio literally says "I like to analyze stuff" and "lots of criticism here :P", which is backed up by behavior like wanting a dedicated space for long-form thought: “I really need to make like a webpage to post my longer thoughts. Any ideas?”. They create detailed critical threads, such as reviewing an Alex Paknadel Q&A—“I’ll be reviewing this @AlexPaknadel Q/A. Thread below 🧵 ⬇️”—and a Mojoverse podcast episode—“Prepare for a long thread🧵🪡🔻”—which shows a very Ravenclaw-like impulse to dissect and synthesize information. They frequently call out poor analysis and stress correct interpretation, e.g. “Anyone saying Scott was in full control of his actions while Dark Phoenix fundamentally doesn’t understand what Dark Phoenix does to a psyche.” and “Hmm… it’s almost like you have to further address Jean’s impact as an all power goddess character & her balance with the X Men on earth…”. Their arguments are often about narrative consistency, character psychology, and writer intent—“This writing is delicious. Scott is a history buff for sure.” and “I’m saying writers should do SOMETHING because not only is it inconsistent…”—rather than just vibes or tribalism. While they do show loyalty (Hufflepuff) and some righteous anger (Gryffindor), the throughline is an analytical, critique-driven mindset, making Ravenclaw the best fit.

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Fall Out Boy’s My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light Em Up) fits them because it’s about calling out hypocrisy while still being loud, stylish, and obsessed, exactly like their timeline full of fiery comics critique and Cyclops stanning. They openly roast writers and editorial choices, like when they say “No, Tom. The status quo most of us INDEED saw in the last year was seeing how the X Men didn’t do much about the CONCENTRATION CAMP.” and “This is rich coming from a Tony defender lmfao. Your claims are all based on dishonesty.”. The song’s mix of anger and passion mirrors tweets such as “Everyone hated Scott for standing up & they all wanted him in jail for something he hardly had control over. You think fans are gonna forget about this X Office?” and their constant defense of Scott as someone who was “hated for being RIGHT” (“Nah @AlexPaknadel is 100% correct. He was hated for being RIGHT.”). At the same time, the track is swagger-heavy and dramatic, matching posts like “Scott’s body bro” and “He’s so hot”, where they hype Cyclops with almost rockstar energy. The combination of righteous rage, criticism-as-love, and explosive fandom energy makes this song feel like their personal soundtrack.

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