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The user’s tweets are full of impulsive, rebellious energy and exaggerated reactions, just like Bart’s mischievous personality – for example, “Guys I’m in Minnesota.. who should I go kidnap and bring home” and “KILL KLAPKA GIBBY. DO IT🗣️”. They constantly demand to go home and panic when traveling, as seen in “SOMEONE TAKE ME HOME PLEHEHEEEEASEUUUHHHHHHHHH!” and “CAN THIS PLANE GO. I WANNA BE BACK WITH MY FRIENDS ALREADY DAMMIT”, mirroring Bart’s dramatic, child‑like outbursts. Their obsessive fandom for the Penguins, “I love him and I’m keeping him forever” and “I’m never gonna be over it guys”, reflects Bart’s intense loyalty to his favorite teams and his constant excitement at games. The frequent use of hyperbole, random caps, and chaotic emojis also captures Bart’s over‑the‑top, expressive style. Overall, the user’s blend of high‑energy, mischievous, and emotionally volatile tweeting matches Bart Simpson best.

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The frequent use of direct address and group‑focused language such as "Guys I’m in Minnesota… who should I go kidnap and bring home" and "Who up penguin sliding into traffic in Pittsburgh" shows an extraverted style. The tweets are rich in concrete sensory details – "I AM SWEATING. THE ENTIRE CITY SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES" and "Found Amelia Earhart in the Pittsburgh International Airport" – indicating a sensing preference. Emotional, value‑driven reactions dominate, e.g., "I AM SWEATING… I DONT WANNA BE HERE😭😭😭" and "Hughie, you will always be remembered🙂↕️", reflecting a feeling orientation. The user’s spontaneous, unstructured posting pattern – "CAN THIS PLANE GO. I WANNA BE BACK WITH MY FRIENDS ALREADY DAMMIT" and "Very very little sleep, been traveling since 2:30am…" – points to a perceiving lifestyle. Overall these traits align with the ESFP type.

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Penguins-obsessed hockey fan & travel junkie 🌍 | Met Stu Skinner & Brett Kulak on their first night in Pittsburgh | Co-VP RP25 fanclub– @allstarsammyc

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The cocktail captures Morgan’s high‑energy, travel‑filled life and love for the Penguins. The blue Curaçao mirrors the team’s colors, while vodka reflects the countless flights and jet‑lagged moments they rant about – "I’m in utter shock.." and "CAN I STOP ALMOST COLLIDING WITH ROBOTS". A splash of lemon‑lime soda gives the fizzy "WWEEEEEEEE" excitement they express in tweets like "Guys I’m in Minnesota.. who should I go kidnap and bring home". The smoked‑salt rim nods to the "city smells like cigarettes" vibe they lament. Together it’s a playful, slightly smoky, bright drink that feels like a quick pit‑stop on a long road trip, just like their constant "I’m never gonna be over it guys" attitude.

Your Hogwarts House
Their bio and many tweets show a deep, unwavering devotion to the Pittsburgh Penguins, a hallmark of Hufflepuff loyalty: “Co VP of the RP25 fanclub😋” and “Guys I can’t come home now sorry🤷🏼♀️”. They repeatedly express dedication to the team and its players, such as “I’m never gonna be over it guys” and “The amount of times this broadcast has said ‘Grubauer great/huge save’.. HELL YEAH. THATS MY GOALIE🗣️”. Their emotional, supportive tone, like “Hughie, you will always be remembered🙂↕️”, emphasizes caring and community. While they hold a leadership title, the content lacks the cunning ambition of Slytherin or the scholarly focus of Ravenclaw, and there is little evidence of the bold daring typical of Gryffindor. Overall, their consistent loyalty and hard‑working enthusiasm align best with Hufflepuff values.

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The recurring theme in @allstarsammyc’s tweets is a desperate longing for home while traveling for hockey games, as seen in the plea "SOMEONE TAKE ME HOME PLEHEHEEEEASEUUUHHHHHHHHH!" and the lament "I AM SWEATING. THE ENTIRE CITY SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES. I DONT WANNA BE HERE". This mirrors the chorus of John Denver’s classic "Take Me Home, Country Roads," which repeatedly asks the road to "take me home, to the place I belong." The song’s gentle, nostalgic vibe also fits the user’s emotional swings, from crying over trades ("I’m never gonna be over it guys") to bursts of excitement at the arena ("WWEEEEEEEE"). Finally, the travel‑heavy context—flights, airports, and constant movement—aligns with the song’s imagery of a road that leads back to familiar ground.

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