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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe of this user lines up most with Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, mischievous, but ultimately affectionate and loyal to their friends and interests. They curse a lot and lean into being a little menace, like when they say “unironically im a little bastard when i wanna be” and complain about discourse with “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, rebellious attitude. Their tweets show hyperfixations, fandom chaos, and clowning on themselves and others, such as “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD SO MUCH FOR GOING HOME 😭😭😭😭😭 WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY” and “accidentally almost gagged on some fuckass candy bc its so long and i pushed it too deep omfg bruh”, echoing Bart’s tendency to turn every situation into chaotic comedy. At the same time, they clearly care a lot about their friends and mutuals—boosting artists with “it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed” and wanting to fund a friend’s laptop in “boy if i dont fund cleric a new laptop ill explode”—which matches Bart’s softer, loyal side beneath the troublemaker exterior.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they’re highly interactive with moots, enjoy Discord VCs, and openly seek new mutuals, e.g. “anyone that wanna be mutuals can yall reply to this tweet or like it bc. even if ppl follow me i dont get notifs sometimes 💔” and talking about voice, cursing, and social beef in “question is. for those that heard my voice. does the curse fit me or no.”. Their interests and tweets show Intuition: they spin elaborate AUs and emotional scenarios like “au where waterboy is a mercenary for hire and they only find out about it during episode 8 bc shroud exposes him. he expects disgust from everyone, he fears roberts the most but when he meets his eyes… he only sees soft, understanding eyes 1/3” and obsess over character dynamics, symbolism, and ships rather than just concrete facts. They appear Feeling-oriented, reacting in emotionally charged language and caring about community vibes, e.g. “im just noticing that whatever i rt and like at low numbers immediately gets more reach since many cool ppl in the community follow me, it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed ueueuueueue” and venting about interpersonal irritation in “you ever feel like directly telling someone off bc they keep making everything about themselves when you alrd got on going convo”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured J: they describe themselves as lazy about tasks like tiramisu in “reminds me, i make mad good tiramisu... id make some today if i wasnt so lazy”, forget to finish their strawpage in “i entirely forgot my strawpage is unfinished sigh sigh sighhhh”, and bounce between hyperfixations like Marvel Rivals, Genshin pulls, and specific ships with a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow energy. Putting this together, their pattern of expressive social engagement, imaginative fandom speculation, emotional expressiveness, and relaxed, somewhat disorganized lifestyle is most consistent with ENFP.

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she/he • 18+ • 🇹🇷🇰🇿 • Dispatch + #watermech analyst-in-denial. Once nearly gagged on candy, now chokes on timelines instead. ENG/TR– @allthatsgone_

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This drink hits strong and windy, like when they said “THE WIND IS SO BADDDD HOLY FUCKCKKKKKKKKK DUDE I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT HARD...”, so high-proof spiced rum is the chaotic storm at its core. The salted lychee soda is a nod to them constantly getting drenched and dramatic about it, like “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD… WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY” and their endless love for #waterboy. Turkish black tea syrup represents their 🇹🇷 roots and the late-night, wired energy of “BEEN AWAKE ALLLLL NIGHT . ITS ALMOST 12PM”, giving it a dark, bittersweet base. A dash of chili tincture stands in for their unfiltered mouth and fiery takes, like “realising how often i curse is crazy lowk” and “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH”. Finally, the lemon peel over crushed ice keeps it sharp, refreshing, and a little playful, echoing their mix of freaky humor and earnest fandom brainrot in tweets like “watermech... watermecha... waterboy in a suit while robert in a wedding dress on their wedding....”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness, intensity, and willingness to jump into things headfirst. Their reactions are loud, swearing-heavy, and very in-the-moment, like when they rant about the storm and power going out: “THE WIND IS SO BADDDD HOLY FUCKCKKKKKKKKK DUDE I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT HARD...” and “FAWWKKK THE WIND IS SO BAD THE ELECTRIC IS GONE ....THIS IS THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFEEEE”. They’re also openly confrontational about discourse and other people’s behavior, e.g. “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH” and “you ever feel like directly telling someone off bc they keep making everything about themselves when you alrd got on going convo”, which fits the bold, call-it-like-it-is Gryffindor vibe. Their self-description as "a little bastard" and enjoyment of being chaotic — “unironically im a little bastard when i wanna be” — also reads more like fiery Gryffindor mischief than calculated Slytherin cunning. While they care about friends and community reach, like boosting artists (“it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed”), the dominant traits across their timeline are emotional bravery, outspoken reactions, and impulsive passion, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.

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A well‑known song that fits them best is “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit. Their timeline is chaotic, self-deprecating, and funny in the same way the song’s narrator keeps stumbling through life but laughs it off, like when they rant about the weather and power going out: “FAWWKKK THE WIND IS SO BAD THE ELECTRIC IS GONE ....THIS IS THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFEEEE”. The song’s messy, loud energy matches their constant cursing and over-the-top reactions, such as “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD SO MUCH FOR GOING HOME 😭😭😭😭😭 WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY”. Like the song’s narrator, they’re aware of their own chaos and lean into it with humor, calling themselves “a little bastard” in “unironically im a little bastard when i wanna be”. Despite the disasters and overreactions, there’s a playful, self-aware tone to their tweeting—mirroring the way the track turns constant screwups into something loud, fun, and weirdly endearing.

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