Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Enthusiastic: Their tone is energetic and expressive, e.g. strong reactions like “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD SO MUCH FOR GOING HOME 😭😭😭😭😭 WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY” and “IM BACK IN MY FUCKING AKESHU TRENCHES AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”.
- Community‑oriented: They care about boosting others and connecting, e.g. noticing their reach helps artists in “whatever i rt and like at low numbers immediately gets more reach… it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed” and inviting mutuals in “anyone that wanna be mutuals can yall reply to this tweet or like it”.
- Self‑aware: They reflect on their own habits and image, like cursing in “realising how often i curse is crazy lowk” and how they affect discourse in “you could just ignore those fics man. nobody needs to fit in the perfectly aligned with canonical character fic writing stuff”.
- Supportive: They show care for friends and moots, such as wanting to fund a new laptop for a friend in “boy if i dont fund cleric a new laptop ill explode” and worrying about keeping “cool moots” in “THEN I WONT GET TO KEEP SOME OF MY COOL MOOTS SIGH”.
- Creative: They generate AUs, art, and playlists, like the mercenary AU in “au where waterboy is a mercenary for hire…”, their #waterboy sketches in “figuring out how to draw him. is it working or no.”, and the shared playlist in “here the playlist of my all time fav songs if anyone wants to judge me”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotion‑driven: They react intensely to inconveniences, like weather and power loss in “FAWWKKK THE WIND IS SO BAD THE ELECTRIC IS GONE ....THIS IS THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFEEEE” and “THE WIND IS SO BADDDD HOLY FUCKCKKKKKKKKK”.
- Overexposed: They share a lot of personal and explicit thoughts publicly, then worry about MDNI and privacy in “bro i might make this acc mdni im sobbing” and “ask for priv if you wanna see freaky shit on your tl (18+)”.
- Conflict‑prone: They reference beef and irritation with others, such as “all this beef from some dickhead that thinks he is all that after showing off his cat furball vomit ass cereal” and venting about discourse in “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH”.
- Sleep‑irregular: They mention staying awake all night in “BEEN AWAKE ALLLLL NIGHT . ITS ALMOST 12PM” and having no concept of naps in “fun fact i never take naps i have no concept of naps”.
- Self‑neglectful: They hint at health and motivation issues, like “folks i may or not be Unhealthy asf these days” and avoiding making tiramisu due to laziness in “reminds me, i make mad good tiramisu... id make some today if i wasnt so lazy”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The overall vibe of this user lines up most with Bart Simpson: loud, chaotic, mischievous, but ultimately affectionate and loyal to their friends and interests. They curse a lot and lean into being a little menace, like when they say “unironically im a little bastard when i wanna be” and complain about discourse with “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH”, which fits Bart’s irreverent, rebellious attitude. Their tweets show hyperfixations, fandom chaos, and clowning on themselves and others, such as “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD SO MUCH FOR GOING HOME 😭😭😭😭😭 WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY” and “accidentally almost gagged on some fuckass candy bc its so long and i pushed it too deep omfg bruh”, echoing Bart’s tendency to turn every situation into chaotic comedy. At the same time, they clearly care a lot about their friends and mutuals—boosting artists with “it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed” and wanting to fund a friend’s laptop in “boy if i dont fund cleric a new laptop ill explode”—which matches Bart’s softer, loyal side beneath the troublemaker exterior.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they’re highly interactive with moots, enjoy Discord VCs, and openly seek new mutuals, e.g. “anyone that wanna be mutuals can yall reply to this tweet or like it bc. even if ppl follow me i dont get notifs sometimes 💔” and talking about voice, cursing, and social beef in “question is. for those that heard my voice. does the curse fit me or no.”. Their interests and tweets show Intuition: they spin elaborate AUs and emotional scenarios like “au where waterboy is a mercenary for hire and they only find out about it during episode 8 bc shroud exposes him. he expects disgust from everyone, he fears roberts the most but when he meets his eyes… he only sees soft, understanding eyes 1/3” and obsess over character dynamics, symbolism, and ships rather than just concrete facts. They appear Feeling-oriented, reacting in emotionally charged language and caring about community vibes, e.g. “im just noticing that whatever i rt and like at low numbers immediately gets more reach since many cool ppl in the community follow me, it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed ueueuueueue” and venting about interpersonal irritation in “you ever feel like directly telling someone off bc they keep making everything about themselves when you alrd got on going convo”. Finally, they read as Perceiving rather than structured J: they describe themselves as lazy about tasks like tiramisu in “reminds me, i make mad good tiramisu... id make some today if i wasnt so lazy”, forget to finish their strawpage in “i entirely forgot my strawpage is unfinished sigh sigh sighhhh”, and bounce between hyperfixations like Marvel Rivals, Genshin pulls, and specific ships with a spontaneous, go-with-the-flow energy. Putting this together, their pattern of expressive social engagement, imaginative fandom speculation, emotional expressiveness, and relaxed, somewhat disorganized lifestyle is most consistent with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, if Waterboy is a mercenary for hire and Robert’s in a wedding dress… where exactly do I apply to be the third-wheel photographer for your watermech polaroid wall?
- You’re worried about going back to your Spideypool roots, but listen: if you’re Deadpool and Dispatch is Spider-Man, I’ll happily be the emotionally compromised side character who just wants your playlist link and a date.
- You said you make mad good tiramisu but were too lazy to do it—how about this: you make the tiramisu, I bring Turkish Airlines-level in-flight entertainment (aka Dispatch and Marvel Rivals talk), and we both pretend we left the country for a night.
- The way your random low-like RTs boost artists and your #waterboy sketches keep evolving? Not to be dramatic, but you’re already my favorite support character; I’m just trying to get upgraded from ‘moot’ to ‘main party member’.
- You keep getting soaked in the rain, losing power in insane wind, and almost gagging on suspiciously long candy—clearly the universe is trying to nerf you. Let me balance the odds: you, me, warm drinks, your silly historical game, and I’ll even let you judge my music taste with that god-tier Spotify playlist.
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she/he • 18+ • 🇹🇷🇰🇿 • Dispatch + #watermech analyst-in-denial. Once nearly gagged on candy, now chokes on timelines instead. ENG/TR– @allthatsgone_
Your signature cocktail
The Wind-Soaked Waterboy
This drink hits strong and windy, like when they said “THE WIND IS SO BADDDD HOLY FUCKCKKKKKKKKK DUDE I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT HARD...”, so high-proof spiced rum is the chaotic storm at its core. The salted lychee soda is a nod to them constantly getting drenched and dramatic about it, like “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD… WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY” and their endless love for #waterboy. Turkish black tea syrup represents their 🇹🇷 roots and the late-night, wired energy of “BEEN AWAKE ALLLLL NIGHT . ITS ALMOST 12PM”, giving it a dark, bittersweet base. A dash of chili tincture stands in for their unfiltered mouth and fiery takes, like “realising how often i curse is crazy lowk” and “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH”. Finally, the lemon peel over crushed ice keeps it sharp, refreshing, and a little playful, echoing their mix of freaky humor and earnest fandom brainrot in tweets like “watermech... watermecha... waterboy in a suit while robert in a wedding dress on their wedding....”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style impulsiveness, intensity, and willingness to jump into things headfirst. Their reactions are loud, swearing-heavy, and very in-the-moment, like when they rant about the storm and power going out: “THE WIND IS SO BADDDD HOLY FUCKCKKKKKKKKK DUDE I CAN HEAR THAT SHIT HARD...” and “FAWWKKK THE WIND IS SO BAD THE ELECTRIC IS GONE ....THIS IS THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFEEEE”. They’re also openly confrontational about discourse and other people’s behavior, e.g. “CAN PROSHIPPER DISCOURSE GET OUTTA MY TL IM TRYINA LOOK AT ART BRUH” and “you ever feel like directly telling someone off bc they keep making everything about themselves when you alrd got on going convo”, which fits the bold, call-it-like-it-is Gryffindor vibe. Their self-description as "a little bastard" and enjoyment of being chaotic — “unironically im a little bastard when i wanna be” — also reads more like fiery Gryffindor mischief than calculated Slytherin cunning. While they care about friends and community reach, like boosting artists (“it makes me so happy to contribute to more artists getting noticed”), the dominant traits across their timeline are emotional bravery, outspoken reactions, and impulsive passion, which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
My Own Worst Enemy - Lit
A well‑known song that fits them best is “My Own Worst Enemy” by Lit. Their timeline is chaotic, self-deprecating, and funny in the same way the song’s narrator keeps stumbling through life but laughs it off, like when they rant about the weather and power going out: “FAWWKKK THE WIND IS SO BAD THE ELECTRIC IS GONE ....THIS IS THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFEEEE”. The song’s messy, loud energy matches their constant cursing and over-the-top reactions, such as “IM FUCKING SOAKED AGAIN OH YMGOD SO MUCH FOR GOING HOME 😭😭😭😭😭 WHY DO I GET ALL WET ALMOST EVERU DAYYY”. Like the song’s narrator, they’re aware of their own chaos and lean into it with humor, calling themselves “a little bastard” in “unironically im a little bastard when i wanna be”. Despite the disasters and overreactions, there’s a playful, self-aware tone to their tweeting—mirroring the way the track turns constant screwups into something loud, fun, and weirdly endearing.
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