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Like Lisa, Ally is highly self-aware, prone to existential melancholy, and feels a deep-seated need to be academically and socially validated. Her obsession with perfection and numbers mirrors Lisa's competitive nature, specifically her anxiety about being outperformed by others, as seen when she tweets, “the thing i’m most nervous about is seeing the friend that lost 10kg over break”. She shares Lisa's cynical edge and occasional feelings of social isolation, lamenting that “oomf responded to everyone but me so i gotta js kill myself”. Furthermore, Ally exhibits a high-strung dedication to her personal goals, often feeling “lowkey lost” or distressed when she isn't meeting her own rigorous standards for herself.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ally demonstrates a clear Introverted (I) preference, frequently tweeting about internal anxieties and solitary struggles, such as “nervous about seeing the friend that lost 10kg”. Her focus on concrete details like exact weights and specific physical sensations, seen in “lowkey lost a kilo and a half in 3 days”, points toward Sensing (S). She is deeply driven by personal values and emotional reactions (F), often expressing intense feelings of inadequacy or affection, like when she says “i need to lose weight so i can finally be loved”. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature is evident in her spontaneous decision-making and frequent attempts to “lock in” after periods of being disorganized or “losing the plot.”

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Perth-based student and avid home baker. When I'm not studying for my 80% exams, I’m experimenting with cookie recipes or hunting for the best local tzatziki.– @allygottoes

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This cocktail is high-energy and experimental, designed for someone who is always ready to “lock in frfr”. The frozen blueberry base is a nod to their late-night snacks that “really need to poopie”, while the bitter cacao reflects the mood when they feel “too fat for edtwt”. It’s served with a crushed cookie rim as a sarcastic tribute to their love-hate relationship with sweets, specifically the “400 oreo cookies” they see others making. Finally, the strong caffeine kick represents the jitters of someone who admits they are “lowk geeked off the lax” while trying to stay functional for school.

Your Hogwarts House
Ally demonstrates a strong Slytherin leaning through her intense focus on personal ambition and a competitive, often self-preservational mindset. She frequently compares her progress to others, displaying a drive to outperform them, such as when she notes a friend's weight loss and says “i hope she just like gains it all back or something” or expresses frustration that another peer is now “way skinnier than me”. Her resourcefulness is evident in her constant planning and "locking in" to achieve specific goals, as seen in her determination to “thug it out” despite physical discomfort. Furthermore, her social interactions often involve a calculated assessment of hierarchy and loyalty, shown when she reacts strongly to not being on a “fav moots list”, highlighting her concern with status within her community.

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This song perfectly encapsulates ally's intense preoccupation with body image and the belief that weight loss is the key to worthiness, as seen when she tweets, “i need to lose weight so i can finally be loved”. The lyrics mirror her constant habit of comparing herself to others, particularly when she laments how an acquaintance “is now bmi 17 and therefore way skinnier than me”. Her frequent cycles of restriction and self-criticism are evident in her goal to “lock in” and her distress over feeling “too fat for edtwt”. Ultimately, the song’s themes of beauty standards and internal struggle align with her admission that she is “lowkey got my ed groove on” while navigating the social pressures of school and online communities.

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