Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares feelings about love, frustration, and gratitude, like crying from feeling loved in “Chorando voltando pra casa simplesmente pq eu nunca me senti tao amado em toda minha vida, obrigado amigos...”.
- Creative artist: Mentions posting art in bio and shows creative projects like patches and drawings, e.g. “Eba eu amo fazer patches :D” and Homestuck art in “Labubu do karkat”.
- Loyal friend: Frequently highlights affection and appreciation for friends, as in “Quero agradecer meu amigo do coração que sempre arruma um jeito de salvar minha vida quando eu preciso” and valuing nights out with them in “Ontem foi um dos melhores dias da minha vida”.
- Humorous self-aware: Uses humor to talk about their life and identity, such as joking about Homestuck and sexuality in “'VOCÊ NÃO SABE NADA SOBRE SEXO DE HOMESTUCK' KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK” and calling their mind “oficina do queria ser cis gênero” in “Mente vazia oficina do queria ser cis gênero”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong dedication to music, fandoms, and events, like being in a real emo band in “Caralho não caiu minha ficha que eu to numa banda de realemo....” and intense excitement for shows in “INDO ALI VER O PTV @wtfharul”.
Weaknesses:
- Family conflict: Expresses strong, unresolved resentment toward family, for example “Odeio tanto essa família pqp esse Natal vai ser foda” and anger at mother and her boyfriend in “Ta bom mãe fica com seu namorado fascista eu sei que vc sempre vai preferir ele do que a gente de qualquer jeito”.
- Self-destructive humor: Uses extreme language about self-harm or despair jokingly, as in “PQ TODO MUNDO NESSA BOSTA DE CIDADE SE CONHECE IRMÃO EU VOU ME MATAR”, which may normalize harmful thinking.
- Emotional impulsivity: Posts intense reactions in the moment, like “HIPERFOCO MALDITO EU NÃO CONSIGO FAZER NADAAAAA” and “Que merda, e seu falar que fiquei chateado é pior”, indicating difficulty regulating emotions under stress.
- Substance overuse: Complains about repeated bad experiences with alcohol but still engages, e.g. “Pqp toda vez que bebo corote eu dou pt” followed by “Nunca mais eu bebo”, suggesting a pattern.
- Negative self-image: Expresses feelings of inadequacy and fear of rejection, like worrying no one will attend their birthday in “To com medo de ninguém ir no meu aniversário” and saying “Nunca serei nichado o suficiente” in “Nunca serei nichado o suficiente”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very emotionally intense, artistically driven teen who feels both alienated and idealistic, which aligns closely with Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa, they’re introspective and dramatic about family and class issues, e.g. complaining about home life and parents in tweets like “MÃE? MÃE É UMA DESGRAÇA MESMO SO FICA FELIZ QUANDO A GENTE TA TRISTE” and “Ta bom mãe fica com seu namorado fascista eu sei que vc sempre vai preferir ele do que a gente de qualquer jeito”. They show a strong need for creative self-expression and niche passions — from “Vontade avassaladora de criar e me expressar” to being in a real emo band in “Caralho não caiu minha ficha que eu to numa banda de realemo....” and obsessing over Homestuck and screamo. Their sensitivity, overthinking, and feeling perpetually out of place echo Lisa’s vibe, as seen in “Eu sempre vou ser diferente” and the mix of despair and idealism in “Se você não nasceu rico seus sonhos sempre vão estar muito longe de você”. Even their moments of joy come from niche, slightly nerdy scenes—concert lines, emo shows, and gaming—similar to how Lisa clings to her subcultures and intellect to survive a world that often misunderstands her.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they frequently tweet about parties, shows, and social chaos, e.g. hyping events like “FESTÃO NO MEU IGLU HOJE AS 17 HORAS!!” and emotional group experiences like “Ontem foi um dos melhores dias da minha vida”, showing strong outward focus and energy from being around others. Their humor and interests are strongly Intuitive: they love fandom/meta (Homestuck, bands, memes) and use layered, associative language like “Quando a vida começa a ficar com gosto daquela amizade homoerotica de 2023 que soava exatamente como o cover de how deep is your love da mitski”, which is abstract and metaphorical rather than concrete. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions and relationships: they gush about friends and love in tweets like “Chorando voltando pra casa simplesmente pq eu nunca me senti tao amado em toda minha vida, obrigado amigos vocês sao a meljor voisa que poderia acontecer na minha vida”, and they react to family conflict in a very affective, value-driven way, e.g. “MÃE? MÃE É UMA DESGRAÇA MESMO SO FICA FELIZ QUANDO A GENTE TA TRISTE”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and full of last‑minute reactions rather than structured planning, like “HIPERFOCO MALDITO EU NÃO CONSIGO FAZER NADAAAAA” and joking threats to quit Twitter such as “APAGANDO O TWT EM 3...2..1!!”. Taken together—high social energy, imaginative fandom/emo aesthetics, emotionally intense posts, and a spontaneous, somewhat disorganized life—ENFP fits them best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you ‘hate order’ and just love your boyfriend, but as a fellow Homestuck enjoyer I think we could cause the exact kind of narrative chaos where the next neural connection is us naming a cat Jake English together.
- You waited 6 hours na fila do PTV e sobreviveu a Curitiba, então sinceramente… encarar um date comigo deve ser easy mode. I’ll even bring post-hardcore, skramz AND Mc Kevin for the full real emo experience.
- That tweet about never going back to who you were before last year? I like this lore update—especially the version where the main character is in a realemo band, makes patches, draws Homestuck boys, and maybe lets me be in the ‘found family’ arc too.
- Since you ‘hate sex’ but love homoerotic friendship that sounds like a Mitski cover of ‘How Deep Is Your Love’, would you consider a situationship where we just hold hands at shows and trauma-dump in the smoking area?
- You’re out here hosting Club Penguin iglu fests, screaming about T4T being life, and living off anxiety meds before Chocovinca—tell me why that sounds exactly like the kind of chaotic queer party where I’d like to stand next to you, pretending not to be obsessed.
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Your new Twitter bio
Part-time Midwest emo enjoyer, full-time Homestuck brainrot. Once queued 6 hours for a gig and still forgot earplugs. Drawing feelings & screaming politely.– @allyywow
Your signature cocktail
T4T Emo Lore Fizz
This drink hits hard and fast like a night that ends with “Nunca mais eu bebo” right after “Pqp toda vez que bebo corote eu dou pt”, so the cachaça shot stands in for their messy but enthusiastic party energy. The açai/berry note is a nod to their midwest emo / skramz heart and Homestuck brainrot, deep and dramatic like “Eu quero TODOS os homens de homestuck” and “Caralho não caiu minha ficha que eu to numa banda de realemo....”. Sour lime juice channels the bitterness, family drama and teen rage in tweets like “Odeio tanto essa família pqp esse Natal vai ser foda” and “MÃE? MÃE É UMA DESGRAÇA MESMO SO FICA FELIZ QUANDO A GENTE TA TRISTE”. The pink guava fizz is the soft queer joy and romance – T4T vibes and loving their boyfriend in “T4T É VIDA PUTA MERDA” and “Erm gente eu nn gosto de ordem eu so amo muito meu namorado!!”. Finally, the edible glitter is their performative but sincere flair, shining through in “Vontade avassaladora de criar e me expressar”, proving this cocktail is messy, gay, loud, and unashamed—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They repeatedly foreground relationships, gratitude, and emotional constancy in a very Hufflepuff way. Their tweet “Chorando voltando pra casa simplesmente pq eu nunca me senti tao amado em toda minha vida, obrigado amigos vocês sao a meljor voisa que poderia acontecer na minha vida” shows deep appreciation for friends and a loyalty-centered value system. They also gush about a supportive friend in “Quero agradecer meu amigo do coração que sempre arruma um jeito de salvar minha vida quando eu preciso”, underscoring how much they prize people who stick by them. Their anxiety about no one coming to their birthday in “To com medo de ninguém ir no meu aniversário” and their fear of not being ‘nichado o suficiente’ in “Nunca serei nichado o suficiente” read less as ambition and more as a longing for belonging and mutual care. Even amid family conflict, as in “Ta bom mãe fica com seu namorado fascista eu sei que vc sempre vai preferir ele do que a gente de qualquer jeito”, the pain comes from a sense of broken loyalty and unfair treatment. Taken together, their priorities—friends, shared experiences (shows, bands, parties), and emotional support—align most strongly with Hufflepuff’s core traits of loyalty, warmth, and valuing community.
Your movie
Your song
I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
A song that best suits them is I Don't Love You by My Chemical Romance, because it sits right at the intersection of emo melodrama, romantic chaos, and self-reinvention that shows up constantly in their timeline. They’re openly into midwest/real emo and screamo, talking about being in a real emo band and shows like “Posthardcore screamo e emoviolence” and “Caralho não caiu minha ficha que eu to numa banda de realemo....”, which fits MCR’s emotional intensity and aesthetics. The song’s lyrics about heartbreak, distance, and feeling worn down by love echo their tweets about messy relationships and emotional exhaustion, like “DEIXA ISSO NO PASSADO CÉREBRO EU NÃO QUERO SOFRER COM ISSO DPS DE 7 MESES” and “Que merda, e se eu falar que fiquei chateado é pior”. At the same time, the song’s sense of painful growth and moving on matches their self-change arc in posts like “Para todas as pessoas que me conhecem antes do ano passado, minhas sinceras desculpas mas eu nunca mais vou voltar a ser quem eu fui um dia”. The dramatic, heartfelt tone of I Don’t Love You mirrors how they tweet about love, friendship, and family—half joking, half bleeding—such as “Chorando voltando pra casa simplesmente pq eu nunca me senti tao amado em toda minha vida, obrigado amigos”.
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