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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, thanks to a mix of edgy humor, trolling, and performative chaos. They constantly clown on others with over-the-top insults and mockery, like calling someone out with “y'all lowkey retarded” and “fatass ain't fooling no one”, very much in line with Bart’s irreverent, boundary-pushing attitude. Their flair for dramatic, sometimes dark exaggeration—such as “I am killing myself.” or fantasizing in an unhinged way about an anime character in “Sometimes I fantasize about Himeno coming home drunk and beating me…”—echoes Bart’s taste for shocking jokes and melodrama. The bio “shakespeare in the flesh” also fits Bart’s self-image as a legendary prankster who overestimates his own importance, like when the user says “'the state of Israel has me on the list' you're not that important bro” while still acting like a main character themselves. Even their constant riffing on games, internet drama, and pop culture (e.g., “why doez the Lord send down the most retarded fucking League of Legends teammates in my lobby?”) matches Bart’s archetype as the chaotic, terminally online troublemaker of the family.

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They lean slightly introverted: there’s almost no mention of real-life parties or social plans, and their feed is mostly commentary on media, games, and online drama rather than descriptions of hanging out with people; even the birthday post is just a simple “birthday”, which fits an I more than a socially performative E. Their humor and references are strongly intuitive, centered on abstractions, memes, and layered irony instead of concrete sensory detail, like the exaggerated suicidal hyperbole in “I am killing myself.” and the meta-commentary on clout and paranoia in “'the state of Israel has me on the list' you're not that important bro”. The T over F preference is clear from their blunt, often harsh callouts, e.g. “y'all lowkey retarded”, “how is this funny dumbass”, and “shut up corny ass mf”, prioritizing critique and ridicule over tact or emotional harmony. They read as more perceiving than judging: their tweets are reactive, impulsive, and in-the-moment (rage about teammates in “Why doez the Lord send down the most retarded fucking League of Legends teammates in my lobby?” or sudden despair in “pretty low on health this run”), with no sign of structured plans or long-term organization. The bio “shakespeare in the flesh” and surreal fantasy post about Himeno in “Sometimes I fantasize about Himeno coming home drunk and beating me...” also point to an internally rich, imaginative, slightly detached mindset, which fits an INTP’s mix of dry logic, dark humor, and abstract inner world.

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League tilted, Geometry Dash humbled, still tweeting like rent’s due. Once bought BO6 instead of groceries and called it ‘character development.’– @almighthee_

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This drink hits as hard and unfiltered as their timeline, starting with overproof dark rum for the wild, reckless energy behind posts like “I am killing myself.” and “barber fucked up my shit, im gonna fuck up his whole year”. An espresso shot captures the cracked-out, terminally-online grind that fuels replies like “w ragebait boys” and “INSANE algo pull”. Grapefruit juice brings a sharp, bitter-sour edge for the constant clowning and hostility in lines like “y'all lowkey retarded” and “shut up corny ass mf”. Chili-honey syrup mixes heat and a touch of sweetness to represent the chaotic mix of cruelty and ironic affection in tweets such as “i hope she gets ptsd” and “noooo my kingggg please unblock meee”. Finally, an activated charcoal salt rim makes it look as dark as their humor and references the edgy persona of a self-proclaimed “shakespeare in the flesh”.

Your Hogwarts House
The overall tone of @almighthee_’s tweets leans heavily into sharp, mocking humor and social one‑upmanship, which fits Slytherin’s edge and focus on power dynamics. They consistently dunk on others from a position of ironic superiority, such as in “it's always motherfuckers on recruit difficulty talking shit” and “y'all lowkey retarded”, showing a ruthless, status‑oriented way of interacting. There’s also a self‑aware darkness and exaggeration for effect that suggests comfort with transgressive thoughts as a bit, like “I am killing myself.” and the fantasy in “Sometimes I fantasize about Himeno coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb… Is there any hope for me.”, which reads more as edgy performance than true vulnerability. Even their bio, “shakespeare in the flesh,” implies a grandiose, self‑mythologizing streak that lines up with Slytherin’s pride and desire to stand out. While there is wit (a Ravenclaw trait) in posts like “I'm getting fucking scammed 5 years from now 😭”, it’s mostly deployed in the service of biting, ambitious persona‑building rather than pure curiosity or kindness. Overall, the mix of dark humor, social ruthlessness, and self‑aggrandizing style makes Slytherin the best fit.

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A fitting song for @almighthee_ is All Girls Are the Same by Juice WRLD because it matches their mix of dark humor, emotional volatility, and online cynicism. Their bio, “shakespeare in the flesh”, hints at someone who dramatizes emotions, which aligns with Juice WRLD’s melodramatic, self-aware lyrics. Tweets like “I am killing myself.” and “pretty low on health this run” echo the song’s themes of emotional exhaustion and feeling worn down. At the same time, their constant joking and flaming people — e.g. “how is this funny dumbass” and “y'all lowkey retarded” — match the bitter, jaded edge in the track. Even their more unhinged fantasizing, like “Sometimes I fantasize about Himeno coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb.”, fits the song’s vibe of unhealthy attachment and self-destructive romantic ideation.

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