Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts show making crochet tarot bags, baking brownies, and crafting fabric projects (e.g., "fiz uma bolsinha de crochet pro meu tarot", "fiz brownie algm aceita").
- Expressive: Shares vivid emotional statements about fear, death, and daily feelings (e.g., "depois das 22h eu comeco a entrar em desespero pensando em morte").
- Honest: Openly discusses mental‑health struggles and health doubts (e.g., "eu acho q sou exceção ... não tenho órgãos", "meus habitos alimentares estão horríveis").
- Compassionate: Expresses love for cat Bibi and desire to adopt another kitten for companionship (e.g., "amo tanto a bibi ;c", "queria adotar mais uma gatinha").
- Reflective: Analyzes books and personal expectations (e.g., finishing "O Retrato de Dorian Gray" and commenting on its ending).
Weaknesses:
- Negative Outlook: Frequent tweets about despair, death, and crying when recalling past events (e.g., "odeio lembrar que uma hora vou morrer", "nao consigo ver nd do ano passado... sem querer chorar").
- Health Anxiety: Lists imagined illnesses and doubts about bodily existence (e.g., "eu nao tenho sepsis... não tenho salmonela", "eu acho q sou exceção... não tenho órgãos").
- Social Isolation: Mentions difficulty with friendships and feeling diminished by others (e.g., "meu maior problema com amizades é que parecem sempre querer me diminuir").
- Low Self-Esteem: Expresses insecurity about appearance and body image, needing self‑convincing (e.g., "preciso me convencer que meu cabelo longo ta lindo", "to me tremendo todinha").
- Food Anxiety: Describes fear of eating, weight loss, and paranoid thoughts about food (e.g., "meus habitos alimentares estão horríveis... estou perdendo peso", "tem medo de comer por paranoias minhas").
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson often feels isolated and over‑thinking, which matches curdledsyrup's frequent expressions of anxiety and existential dread, such as "depois das 22h eu comeco a entrar em desespero pensando em morte" and "eu acho q sou exceção pra td as vezes sou exceção pra morte ate pq nunca vou morrer". The user also uses positive affirmations ("afirmações positivas") and seeks creative outlets like crocheting a tarot bag ("fiz uma bolsinha de crochet pro meu tarot 🦄"), reminiscent of Lisa's love for arts and reading ("terminei O Retrato de Dorian Gray"). Their struggle with friendships – "meu maior problema com amizades é que parecem sempre querer me diminuir" – mirrors Lisa's occasional loneliness at school. The affection for a cat, "amo tanto a bibi ;c da ate uma dorzinha no coração", parallels Lisa’s bond with her cat Snowball II. Overall, Lisa’s blend of intelligence, sensitivity, and bouts of melancholy aligns closely with the tone of these tweets.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
The user’s communication is primarily internal, sharing personal thoughts and feelings rather than engaging in outward dialogue, as seen in tweets like "eu nao tenho sepsis..." and "depois das 22h eu comeco a entrar em desespero pensando em morte" which reveal a strong inner monologue (Introverted). Their content frequently dwells on abstract, existential themes—"eu acho q sou exceção pra td... nunca vou morrer" and "odeio lembrar que uma hora vou morrer isso me deixa desesperada"—indicating an intuitive (N) focus on possibilities and meanings. Decision‑making is driven by emotions and personal values, evident in statements such as "amo tanto a bibi ;c" and "meu maior problema com amizades é que parecem sempre querer me diminuir" (Feeling). Finally, the user’s style is unstructured and spontaneous, with impulsive creative posts ("fiz brownie algm aceita", "fiz uma bolsinha de crochet pro meu tarot") and a lack of clear planning, reflecting a Perceiving (P) preference. These combined traits align best with the INFP personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- I saw you're looking for a new kitty to keep Mingau company - how about I bring a third whisker and become the purr-fect addition to your cozy crew?
- Your crochet tarot pouch is pure enchantment - can I be the lucky ace you pull from it, promising a future full of sweet moments (and maybe some fresh brownies)?
- Those brownies you posted look as irresistible as your positive affirmations; mind if I trade a bite for a smile and a chat about what makes us both feel alive?
- If you ever find those perfect, not-too-thick glasses, let me be the one who tells you they make your eyes sparkle even more than your gorgeous hair.
- I noticed you just finished Dorian Gray - how about we write our own chapter together, where the only thing that ages is our love, not our hearts?
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Writer, crochet tarot crafter, cat lover. Once baked brownies for strangers & sang Deck the Halls while stitching a midnight tarot bag. Mental health advocate.– @aloendros
Your signature cocktail
Tarot Cat's Lullaby
This cocktail, called "Tarot Cat's Lullaby", blends a dark charcoal-infused vodka with a sweet lavender-honey syrup and a splash of fresh lemon, then finishes with a shimmer of edible silver glitter and a tiny cat-shaped dark chocolate garnish. The black base mirrors the user's recurring thoughts of death and feeling like an "exception" to disease, as they wrote, "eu acho q sou exceção pra td ... não tenho órgãos...". The lavender-honey brings the gentle self-affirmations they post, like "afirmações positivas", offering a soothing sweetness. The lemon adds a bright, sharp edge that reflects their moments of anxiety after 22h, "depois das 22h eu comeco a entrar em desespero pensando em morte". The glitter evokes the unicorn and tarot crafts they love, "fiz uma bolsinha de crochet pro meu tarot 🦄", while the cat garnish honors their love for their feline companion, "amo tanto a bibi ;c".
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Based on their tweets, the user shows a strong inclination toward introspection, learning, and analytical thinking, hallmarks of Ravenclaw. They discuss finishing “O Retrato de Dorian Gray” and critique its pacing: “quebrou um pouco minhas expectativas e achei o final apressado demais, algumas partes do livro tinham muitos detalhes mas as mais 'importantes' pareciam sempre meio vazias e rápidas”. They also engage in philosophical speculation about existence, writing “eu acho q sou exceção pra td… nunca vou morrer… não tenho órgãos”. Their creative pursuits, such as crocheting a tarot bag and sharing positive affirmations, further illustrate a curious and inventive mind. While they also show empathy for pets and friends, the dominant pattern is intellectual reflection, aligning best with Ravenclaw.
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Mad World - Gary Jules (cover) / Tears for Fears (original)
The user’s timeline is filled with recurring thoughts of mortality and existential dread, such as "depois das 22h eu comeco a entrar em desespero pensando em morte" and "odeio lembrar que uma hora vou morrer isso me deixa desesperada". Their sense of being an out‑of‑place "exceção" – "eu acho q sou exceção pra td… nunca vou morrer, não tenho órgãos…" – mirrors the alienation in the lyric "All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces". The repeated melancholy and the feeling that the world is a "mad" place is echoed in the chorus "And I find it kind of funny" which captures their hopelessness and yearning for connection. Their attempts at positive affirmations ("afirmações positivas") and longing for companionship ("queria adotar mais uma gatinha…") contrast sharply with the song’s bleak atmosphere, just as the original "Mad World" juxtaposes a gentle melody with dark lyrics. Overall, the tone of "Mad World" aligns closely with the user’s blend of despair, introspection, and the search for meaning.
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