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While seemingly at odds with Ned's generally kind and gentle nature, AloeWhale shares a similar strong moral compass and a belief in traditional values. Both are deeply religious and advocate for a return to a more wholesome way of life. 'Good people: Have more babies. Flood the earth with good, virtuous, wholesome people. Raise them with integrity, tenacity, and accountability. Teach them to make good choices. Being loved is the greatest privilege a person can have while growing up. We need to change our course.' This sentiment echoes Ned Flanders's desire for a more moral and righteous society, even if their methods for achieving that goal differ.

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Truth seeker, defender of freedom, lover of America. I'm not your mommy, but I'll tell you what I think. #MAGA #Conservative #SecondAmendment #GodBlessAmerica– @AloeWhale

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AloeWhale's strong ambition, cunning, and desire for power align him with Slytherin. His unwavering belief in his own convictions, even when they are controversial, and his willingness to challenge authority figures, even when it means going against the mainstream, are hallmarks of a Slytherin. He also displays a shrewd understanding of political strategy, often pointing out perceived flaws in the opposing side's arguments and advocating for a more assertive approach to achieving his goals. 'If I was president, armed guards at schools, insane asylum, snipers at the border, death penalty for rape, sexual abuse of children death penalty, strict laws and sentences for crime, no gun free zones, allow community to help those in need without red tape, no property taxes.' This quote clearly demonstrates his ambition and desire to implement his own vision for a better America, a key characteristic of a Slytherin.

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While the song is often misinterpreted as a patriotic anthem, it actually critiques the American Dream and the struggles faced by working-class Americans. This aligns with AloeWhale's concerns about the state of America and his belief that the country has lost its way. 'Blue collar/white collar workers: You do know you have the power to stop those who make tyrannical rules against us without firing a shot, right? Like Kerry shutting down coal plants? You work in every field that could rock their world. You just have to say NO.' This quote reflects his belief that ordinary people have the power to resist oppressive forces, a sentiment echoed in Springsteen's song.

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